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Please do not steal comments from marks videos

who the fucks marks videos you mongloid yank cunt

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"However, the bill has been backed by organisations including the Equality Network and the Scottish Council for Jewish Communities."

Scots just love to do the opposite of England. If we English wanted our own independence the Scots would oppose it and call us selfish.

Get a forklift license

yeah that makes it worse i cant quit and i shouldnt be feeling bored or upset with it

i feel like there is a lingering threat of being fired

slegs

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goof

If England was socialist leaning Scotland would be traditional conservative. Their entire national identity revolves around differentiating themselves from the English.

>police officer shot dead in croydon

me? a train signaler, just signal trains n that

It's a modern thing. I didn't exist 100 years ago but I don't where it comes from.
Might be thatcher don't know.

goof

goof

Need at least one of these fair lasses to sit on my face and rip a foul smelling fart.

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Not really.

good

youtube.com/watch?v=pK3Vy-PJPxc

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Why bother living in a large overpriced city when you can now toil from home whilst living in the countryside?

Scotland after creating the British empire

Okay haggis nigger

They literally were back in the 50s after England went to the left.

Because your employer would hire someone to do it cheaper remotely instead

is this what australian women look like

because toilmeister hasnt closed down the toilhaus and the toilhaus recall looms still

gf's dad is doing my fucking nut in, trying to convince me and the misso to sell up our house and move into a rental cos hes 'certain' property prices are gonna tank

>you can now toil from home whilst living in the countryside?
Let me tell my electrician.

That's fucking retarded

Because there's nothing to do in the countryside

>me and the misso
virgin

If he's right you'll be quids in though

Cry more McDoogle

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how do i get a forklift license

Coppers just been shot dead in Croydon. Part and parcel innit. Now watch as we get endless wailing and hand wringing from political types and the media

If it was true Scotland would have concentration camps for pakis and scotsmen gangraping paki girls but that doesnt happen.

they're not going to tank but they are inflated right now

you'll never sell at a good price in this market desu
plus if it's a home versus an investment who cares

proofington

I hate this talentless cunt so fucking much.

>implying a Tory government will let house prices tank
Call him a silly twat for me

get-licensed.co.uk/licence/forklift-licence

batter him

Good advice

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Well has he sold his own house to start renting?

Oddly enjoy looking at women who are exposing more than the average amount of skin

jej

Post jaw.
Yeah but the silly saxon belives anything

>Part and parcel innit
yeah thats why they wear helmets vests and are armed

You mean a Pajeet?

No really what the fuck happened to her

So Aisha is fat and Rosie fucked her face up with surgery
What does Sara look like now?

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might go out cow tipping tonight

>last officer shot dead in 2012
Different world over there.

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the tories would sooner let young people starve to death than let house prices fall even 3%

Couldn't get fillers due to lockdown so her face melted. She was in a BBC News article about it

An angel

bit chubby

no nooooo noooo what have they done to you?

>The Liberal Democrats' annual conference opens on Friday, with new leader Sir Ed Davey urging supporters to fight for what people "really need".

>The party has suffered three poor general elections in a row and Sir Ed warned that it needed to "listen" more.

>The four day-conference, held mainly online, will feature debates on racial justice, mental health, Covid-19 and creating a "federal" UK.

mate

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did rosdanoff make the call?

real aesop's hare the tortoise case this one

wasn't prominent but seems to have survived the race of who gets most attention on brit through sheer attrition

Loooool

a hammer taken to my bollocks

She wants a cow tipping man from Wolverhampton

>the officer was shot by a suspect who then wounded himself
Jesus, if you're going to kys at least do it correctly

Still can't believe this shes been such a fixture and he's gone and done THAT

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toilbergs on a mad one

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Royal accounts could suffer a potential £35m shortfall due to coronavirus.

The impact of lockdown on visitor numbers to venues such as Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle will lead to an estimated £15m loss of income over the next three years, the Keeper of the Privy Purse said.

And a 10-year £369m budget to refurbish Buckingham Palace is expected to be £20m short, Sir Michael Stevens added.

He said the royal household "was carefully considering" asking for extra funding.

Sir Michael said the royal household would try to manage the "financial challenges" of the pandemic "through our own efforts and efficiencies".

A pay freeze for royal staff was implemented in April and there is also a halt on recruitment, with only business-critical posts being filled, though staff have not been furloughed.

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High intelligence comment this.

find it mad how out of touch they are lol

politics isnt about issues. its about just emotionally manipulating people into voting for you.

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She looks like a Neanderthal

> Commissioner Cressida Dick said: “This is a truly shocking incident in which one of our colleagues has lost his life in the most tragic circumstances. My heart goes out to his family, direct colleagues and friends.

>caress the dick

Reckon ancient fableposting could be a big new gimmick

bbc.com/news/newsbeat-52728957
two months of lockdown turned her into a forrest gump lookin fella

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goof

oh great they're putting needles in strawberries here again

Boo hoo

i want to sex and cum in a white girl and then marrage
call me whatsapp

mmm caressa da dicc

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it's time to play a game....

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wasn't this just
*i'm using fillers/injections to actively change my body during lockdown*

>Threatening a disciplinary for not answering the phone on youy day off
Gaffa's about to have an embarrassing convo with the district manager

lol

Enormous forehead
Obvious thick unibrow that’s been shaved
Complete munter

based

are we in lockdown then

Can i press breast beautiful dear?

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> The most popular name for new born babies is muhammad in Britain

How do Brits even cope?

Kek

Kate should start an onlyfans

they're really thick if they think it would be appropriate to ask for a penny from the public purse in the middle of massive unemployment and loss of business

Police officer just got shot dead at a police station. Yes, in the UK.

Yes you are in lockdown. And you will be indefinitely until gamers rise up.

No touching bobs and vegana for you Pajeet.

buckingham palace more like stealyourbucks ingham palace loooooooool

bit early to be gettting shot innit?
all the darkies are still in bed.

time for my flattening!

really im confused

Every paki is called Muhammed (or a spelling variant thereof) and then goes by their middle name like Ahsan or whatever. It's like if every Christian family called their kids Jesus as a tradition

Imagine lads. You're on a long and boring train journey and you look across the aisle and it's Will Young, and what's this? He's only having a wank. Bit sceptical that you got a seat in the first place but we can all dream

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Sitting at the kitchen table drinking my cups of tea and imagining if i was PM and someone asked me what my favourite music was and i rattled off a list of Zig Forumscore shite (Swans, Deathconsciousness, Neutral Milk Hotel, etc), what the reaction in the press and the public would be

anyone else enjoy going on little daydreams like that?

hnnnnnnnnnngh

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why dear
i will touch breast you like yes? then i put in your pussy and sex until i cum
you like beautiful dear?

ayy lmao

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Not really, no.

nice dubs goof

kin’ell why did they pick such munters?

any hololive man in

waiting eagerly for my scheduled bollock trampling

Supported Boris this time last year but now I want to see his ass hang

how do i make serious money?

have 30k sitting around and dont want to give it to rentberg

how doe she get out?

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