/brit/

Wudn’t live in London if ya paid me. Time to take me whippet for a walk dun the ‘oad before Corrie starts and mother puts on tea

guy on the left looks more white than the guy on the right

I love how dopey American women think the UK is like some BBC historical miniseries when it's a small minority of rich, horse faced, inbred kiddy fuckers, a group of increasingly hostile muzzies, and a mass of tomato colored brikkies who smell of cheese and pickles onions.

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people complain about Norman words in language, I'm more annoyed that we don't speak Britonnic any more

changeuk kinda tried that no?
or are you saying they shud give up permanently in which case how do we break the 2 party system
do you think people would believe it? though maybe they would greens have been anti eu for their whole existence then 4 years ago decided to be pro eu and now everyone thinks greens are a remain party

I thought UKIP was the designated economically left wing party for pintmen

You know that lad that does videos with disabled people? I just saw pictures of one of the burn victims he did a video with on Zig Forums and my day is ruined. What the fuck? That poor, poor kid. It’s truly awful the card some people get delt. Really sad, I’ll say a prayer for him. Fucking hell im reeling.

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all me

usa has much higher rates of child sexual abuse, stop this meme

only other incels don't despise copealone with a burning passion

so fucking horny
so fucking alone

evidently either people will believe it or it does not matter if they don't.
people keep voting for the tories simply because they are the only mainstream party that has even been vocal about aiming to decrease immigration

only good one is thot and I'd never say it out loud

It's a weird feeling when you encounter another English person in London. I never know how to react, do you nod at eachother? It's a bit like when you see one abroad.

what is it you most despise about me?

I meant a real serious party that's still relevant

Do the secret handshake

GOOD THING NOBODY WILL THEN POVVO

you give each this look

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willies

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so fucking alone
so fucking horny

I was confused on which tube to get once so I was looking for a white person to ask for help after I could not understand a single word one of the staff was saying.
I eventually found one, approached him, turned out he was Finnish and barely spoke English either, he did manage to direct me to the right train, though, which was more than the staff were able to do

the North really love their local lockdowns 'ey
fucking Quarantineation Street

I'm not an incel and I think he has likeable qualities despite being understandably bitter.
I would probably be more nasty if I were him

senator bongwater

I'm the least racist person in the world. When I was six years old my best friend was a black man.

'ate Southerners
simple as

stole that from reddit did you

like that time bald and Alina ran into Russian Santa in Mauritania, Ive had these types of moments

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Love /brit/anny venti to pieces

I’m a Senior Shitposter at The British Embassy in 4channel. And you?

Me? Pure Goidleo-Teuton

nah I'm just hilarious

Don't mind Southerners
Don't mind Northerners
Hate Londoners
Hate Midlanders

Simple as

what likeable qualities? he's pure scum in every way possible

having sex with a girl lads. a girl with tits and all. thank you for reading my blog

I wish the UK had hot springs and an open bathing culture.

bit weird