/brit/

Whites hide while blacks go free.

just want the Germans to die

Might share some social media screencaps relating to American politics that I found on the Reddit frontpage

Anyone interested?

Diego this is not like your normal posts, what's going on!

Links, links, links, links!
Die Trommeln werden gerührt.
Links, links, links, links!
Die Arbeiterklasse marschiert.

Are you a missionary?

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>runts
(singular (but unironically))

If minimum unit pricing didn't finish them off then this won't either.

by water i meant vodka

Must have had his mind broken after seeing too many BMWF couples.

>Anyone interested?
I am extremely interested

Had a beer, now going to squat LOL

Bobby Lee is Zig Forums personified

>drop by /brit/ in the morning and there's Sc*ttish cockroaches sperging out about their dogshit little province
>drop by /brit/ at lunch and see the same thing
>now it's dinner and it's still going on
tragicomic

the world would be a better place if the likes of limmy and and frankie boyle killed themselves during their lowest moments they're always banging on about

so besides covid, why aren't you all out on a friday night? hmm?

Scotch students aren't allowed out because Mummy Nicola told them they aren't
Therefore they're all online

SQUAT THE BEERO UP YOUR ARSEO LOL

Kenya please give it a rest

what's wrong with the word 'paki' exactly

No, I don't like that this lot here knows so much about what happens over there, last night, every British, and Aus poster knew what "RGB" means

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the english nonce in africa is here

its RBG not RGB lol

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nothing is wrong with any word in a vacuum

>the world would be a better place if the likes of limmy and and frankie boyle killed themselves
No way .. We need their top Scotch humour now more than ever .. Ha ha .. Just imagining the two of them together on the same Twitch stream .. Lmao ..

Because the only friend left has kids now and he can't. Miss the days getting drunk and high out fishing all night.

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want to go to the shop to buy some sweets but it's been raining non stop all day

the door that finally opens with life flooding in

Ruth Gader Binsberg

this but for my anus and vodka

Needs removes. Last thing it neess is more murderers.

Fuuuck sake abut to finish work but before I do one crucial thing my PC crashes and is now doing a major update

the humour's alright. cba with the muh depression and alcoholism gimmick

Theo Von has such an odd mind, his pod with Jordan Peterson is max Kino

doing what we in the industry refer colloquially to as a big huge fucking shit

youtube.com/watch?v=hk_475uHCGA

go look at the front page of Der Spigel or the BBC on any given day and you'll see American politics as one of the top stories
ANY
GIVEN
DAY
they are quite literally tsundere and can't help themselves, its kind of endearing honestly

Maybe they're doing that as an ironic way of undermining the rabid mental health movement.

who was the US politician that pooed himself referenced on the latest chapo premium episode

Love theo

how long do you wait until asking to meet in person on tinder

not much has changed in all these years

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who are they replacing RBG with, CYMK? lmao

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life is hell

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Funny that JP got most of his quips yet Toe Rogan didn't. King and Sting is only bearable because of when he roasts Brenda Swab

youtube.com/watch?v=LF6N5edPHNM

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you just dont geddit
trump is unfalisifiable he is like god you gota just believe and it will all be ok

Soon bc I'm a sperg over texts
Like within a day or two if I like them

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Man I would dig spending some time with you and palling around Australia doing those things

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This sad?
On weekends I pretend I'm out with my mates but I've just booked a hotel room to spend saturday getting pished.

just popped into Zig Forums for the first time in about 2 years and fucking hell lads
its gotten really bad in there

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How has it?

Yeah they had this great energy together, Theo was like "your'e like a cool stepdad that actually cares about my mom"

sad? that's mad! what a waste of the rent money. if you wana piss it away why not just give it to me hehe

wasn’t worth posting that facebook tier shite the first five times

hes just mad because Zig Forums is Zig Forums now

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I assume they're only sent to very minor shit

wonder what joshua's up to these days

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Nobody cares about yank shit

It is is astonishing how fucking immature they are over there

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do prostitutes still walk the streets?
feel like it's another instance of white dog poo and everything else thats gone by the wayside.

>mental health expert

pageing sara to the golden gate bridge, repeat sara to the golden gate bridge

Come over after Covid, we'll get shitfaced, get bogged, catch fish and shoot roo's

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rumour has it he's invented a new house

the Zig Forumsshit isnt new and if i couldnt tolerate it then i wouldnt be on Zig Forums in the first place
its more about the stupidity of the Zig Forumsshit. it is painfully obvious now just how many of the posters on tv are children, whereas in the past they used to at least try to pretend to be adults
genuinely felt some brain cells shrivelling up as i browsed ngl

oh my daaays haha

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gonna do LSD for the first time today any tips

eu.eot.su/2020/09/24/kiev-court-declares-the-symbols-of-the-1st-galicia-ss-division-galicia-as-not-to-be-nazi-symbols/
Democratic, capitalist Ukraine, where Nazism is glorified and communism is banned.

incorrect, see

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Hate aging cuckolds

>when he loses

Lmao the cope in November is going to be off the charts

Dont look at mirror

>after Covid
not a thing

>mental health expert

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Imagine the smell.

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I do, so there goes that theory
maybe keep your proclamations on behalf of the entire general to yourself from now on and avoid looking like such a massive stupid cunt

>complains about children
>ngl

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the gf

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''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Damn she really is gorgeous, shame you're a nonce

t. El Paso scotaboo nonce

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This is /brit/, fuck off to /cum/ if you want to talk about American politics

Schizo cunt hope he gets lobotomised

DO look at the mirror. The mirror is the grooviest shit on acid, it’s epic.

ive been happy for so long
but now i just feel tired
bored
exhausted
by do we do it

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Filling Englishwomen with black seed.

How is he hahah

GET THAT FUCKING NONCE
GET HIM LADS
LOCK HIM UP
TAKE ME AWAY
THROW AWAY THE KEY
DRONE STRIKE HIM
9/11 HIS ARSEHOLE
FUCK HIM UP LADS GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM
STICK HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF PORTLAND LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, we were banned from like everywhere but like Gabon and Eswatini, I need to look into that

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if she's proud why does she cover them up with tattoo's?

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almost amusing how all it takes to trash a brit thread is one guy posting twitter screenshots

its like we just cant help ourselves aha

test

everyone regrets their tattoos

>"your'e like a cool stepdad that actually cares about my mom"

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australia and ireland really giving it a proper battle to be the most reddit nation in this thread

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I'll talk about whatever I want in /brit/ and all the whining and pathetic attempts at content policing won't stop me
in fact I may just discuss American politics in /brit/ for the rest of the day just to wind you up you silly fusspot

pubs in my area are actually enforcing the "no meeting your friends" rule so I literally CAN'T SEE MY FRIENDS, I CAN'T SEE ANYONE

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fuck me lad you're still here. Was on this morning, had another sleep cause hungover and you're still posting. Fair play to ya

Said things I don't like

weren't the violent protests which have been so frequent in the USA a direct result of hillary losing, though? lol

i've not left the house on a friday in 3 and a half years

hope i die soon

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you got any mates round?

Bring your .50BMG

Getting pished every Friday?

can't believe how much it's raining
just want to go to the shop

no i have also been alone for those 3 and a half years worth of fridays

>Da man he eat da poo poo
Ugandans are reddit lulzhumour xD

women have nothing to offer besides socialising

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the bill Clinton impeachment must’ve been mad to see playout live

nice, me too. good to know there's someone out there as lonely and pathetic as me.

your skin is waterproof

it varies some fridays one sips water through your mouth other fridays one sips vodka through your arse

Would hope the same but Am getting a jobm