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Anime!
sue
if my mum dies im actually going to kill myself
And you may find yourself...
Watershed isn't for 20 minutes lad better hope janny is watching EastEnders
mad that the elephant survived after he got trampled by those elephants
alri call centre lad
for me, it's any porn whore that doesn't fuck nogs
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Listening to this while in Plymouth.
thought this was Steve Buscemi lol
she wouldn't want that
I'm the real emmayank and I endorse Emma Roberts as best emma
kek
Name one
i got bathory motives i bathe in rappers haemoglobins
elephant man*
>early new
>nsfw pic
janny's gonna freak
what sort of freak supports tranmere rovers?
sile
>have xx chromosomes
sucking a golfball
2, 1, 3, 4
golfing a suckball
baffling to think that only a quarter of women have orgasms from willy sex
get your rat out for the lads
Sucking a Frenchman's balls
sucking an egg
Got no alcohol to drink and no money to purchase it.
>carlsberg export
isnt that what the alcoholics drink
Where do you keep finding these busty Mexican girls OP
state of that birds jaw on the far right
can feel another bout of diarrhea brewing in the old botty poo compartment
not a fan if i'm honest
very much prefer solid poos
then again there is something to be said for the unusual feeling of weeing out your bumhole
just a pain to clean up innit
i predict lots and lots of wiping in store for me, yes sir
no thats special brew
there is no such thing as the female orgasm
it is evolutionary redundant
how original
so what's the deal with Plymouth? keep seeing the name pop up, must be on the up eh?
alexis texas
shae summers
cece capella
rachel starr
emma leigh
time to quit lad when it gets to that point
VGH
i'll borrow you a few quid lad, what's your deets?
alcoholics drink owt mate
dry white cider or bottom shelf vodka seem to be the staples
super strength as well
"family" just the 2 of you is it?
no im pretty sure any one will tell you its what alcoholics drink as well as special brew
Plymouth council has paid shills.
feeling a bit down lads
1234 I declare a thumb WAR
im eskimo brothers with ashley cole lads
ok
Chaffeur-driven passengers exempt from mandatory face mask rule
and there's me going on about how lovely my beer is
never mind lad
console yourself with the knowledge that tomorrow you will feel 1000x better than i will
Nah just lost my card innit.
never seen an alcoholic drink mcewans champion. sickly stuff
shagging a t rex
Do you really, lad?
just nick a few cans from tesco lad they won't notice
is this the dumb bint crying that corona meant she couldnt meet a lad?
Need that webm with the ugly German girl with big tits you know the one
trying to stop drinking but wondering whats the point
*signals a Vanguard class SSBN to launch a retaliatory nuclear strike against you*
drinking stella and sniffing coke
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I thought I was only acting
But I felt exactly like it was all for real
I sure didn't know it hurt so bad
That no rehearsal could show you how to feel inside
What you gotta hide
Where to put your pride
When to realize you've had your time
Find another role
Carry on the show
Cant decide if I should have pasta, tuna and cheese or chocolate pancakes for din dins.
only your mum
*batters you to death using only my thumb*
would like to believe you but why does gfberg scream and claw at me and then go limp and start drooling after a bit of intense shagging
what’s the explanation for that
smoking some heroin
>sexual assault
gimme a fuckin' break with that shit
Want to crush Sarah
general wellbeing will improve but you won't get that instant relief that drinking gives you
Reckon some horny bastard is going to go back in time if they ever got access to a time machine and shag a Cave Woman and that will be how the human race began
No sex drive lads. Can only focus on girls moles which disgust me.
id expect no less from a frog on a friday
This is what 2030 Britain is going to look like.
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is the irish lad who loves pink floyd in the house tonight
paddies shopping in supervalu
still feeling a bit disgusted seeing a round poo nugget floating in the toilet this morning which must have belonged to one of my cute female housemates
already does
try boys then
wank to an actual mole lad, your penis is trying to tell you that it's moved on past human girls now