/brit /

If by yours you mean "reserved for you"

youtube.com/watch?v=K8ufGekeQks

Funny how many good films have dance numbers in them

the credit card transaction history that saved /brit/

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yeah alright

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i want blowy

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5 lads travelled from Manchester to Dorset to see Mark

KEK

What a stupid fucking cunt. Literally putting herself in a submissive position with a deadly predator, no man would do this. Need them all arrested

u what?

These people should have their european card revoked

Climate change killed those dinosaurs

fuck offf if this is real

>>>/adultwork/

>
>Locked mum out of the house and threw pillows into the fireplace while playing with my willy when I was a toddler me
>Neighbours had to break the door in.

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anyone hotplated coke before

cats before yats

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even the pigs here will kill you
There’s thousands of herds of wild hogs that are weigh 30 odd stone each and charge anyone they see here in Texas

honestly surprised yanks aren’t dying constantly to wildlife considering how dumb they are

he talks about it here
youtube.com/watch?v=qcw7C0NlcTA

there's another vid of them in spoons together
youtube.com/watch?v=wq85ctNu9OM

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mental how you have bears roaming around and shit

once kicked a badger to death

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He who has lost everything can still take arms.

aha

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this is how i imagine the majority of brit posters desu

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friend kicked a hedgehog and fucked it up and i stamped on its head to put it out of its misery. disturbed me greatly

they reintroduced wild boar here,
for some reason people want boars too

>apply to playstation data scientist job
>they ask me to put my salary expectation
>ask my friend who works for playstation in the US what she got paid
>she tells me its $120k starting + bonus
>here even the absolute best jobs at entry level only pay £35k TOPS
fucking hell lads
maybe i should move to america???

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you did the right thing la

give me one good reason I shouldn't support Grera?

ask your friend what her rent and living expense is, lmao

spoke to a yank who lives on the same street as colonel sanders, apparently he was a mechanic and was extremely autistic. He bitchslapped some boy that tried to steal from his toolbox once

love kier
love footie
love kebabs

hate torys
hate covid
hate lockdown
hate furlow

simple as

could have done without knowing this,
i picked one up while drunk, pretty painful

Greta is a dirty dirty girl

What a beast

You shouldn't have to "lose everything" to take up arms.

can tell his name is kieran

whats the death % of covid

OH NO NO NO NO......

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241. Fear and intelligence. If it is true, as is now most definitely asserted, that the cause of black skin pigmentation is not to be sought in the action of light, could it perhaps not be the ultimate effect of frequent attacks of rage (and undercurrents of blood beneath the skin) accumulated over thousands of years? While with the other, more intelligent races an equally frequent terror and growing pallid has finally resulted in white skin? For degree of timidity is a measure of intelligence, and frequently to give way to blind rage a sign that animality is still quite close and would like to take over again. Thus the original colour of man would probably have been a brownish grey somewhat like the ape and the bear, as seems proper.

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sub 1 percent if you remove all the fatty cunts

What the fuck is a chav, /brit/?

start by losing weight haha

higher crime, pay for healthcare, tipping at restaurants, obnoxious yanks, cultural black hole

gf thinks bears are the cutest thing ever despite coming face to face with one on a trail a few years back
Her dad was ready to slot it but it just sort of sat there and then wandered off.

ngl I’d shit myself if I saw one. Not a black bear though, they’re cucks.

historical british youth archetype

why are we locking down then, fucking joke

Reckon Greta is going to run for Swedish Prime Minister or whatever they have at some point

>bitchslapped some boy that tried to steal from his toolbox once
Proper order, tools are expensive. All tool theives should be publicly flogged desu, tool theft has gotten ridiculous in the last 5 years

FOY
FOY
FUCK OFF YANK
FOY
FOOOOOOOOY

mark says their names in the vid... fella on the left of that pic is Lee mate

Would be a lot funnier weren't actually losing weight already.

love belgian people

chief viking headman

the longcat Zig Forums thread's been archived then, think there was almost 10k replies, most I've ever seen in recent memory

you don't even know?

hope he dies

youtube.com/watch?v=NwSIVFJDapI

youtube.com/watch?v=1q0heOQVFes

good for you tubbo

imagine if emmett was swole
he wouldn't sound QUITE so stupid with his edgy hard man chat

what do you deadlift champ?

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what a lad

Nooooo

this
Why, Boris? WHY?

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mate if a fucking pig came and gave me grief I would knock it sparko no questions

>rent
cant be worse than London innit

>take up arms against the government
haha you actually think you and your ragtag crew of wolverines have any chance against the military?
>w-we can organise though!
*military sets up a nationwide EMP* there goes you whatsapp group
>the military would refuse the orders!!!
says who? propaganda exists for a reason you spastics, nothing stopping the government from dehumanising you beforehand

fucking delusional, you'd be arrested or killed in minutes the moment tanks roll down the street

I wouldn’t be asking if i knew, user.

nah, the boomers in their facebook groups are gonna fight fascism bro

what language is this woman speaking

if goatherders with rusty aks can do it then i'm sure anyone can

only thing he lifts is big macs into his gob

rude

they're both about 70 IQ

wouldn't hesitate to cave a nonces skull in

where does she live though
I’m on $70k in central Houston, it’s enough to get by and have a nice apartment but it’s not that cheap. Food and utilities and that is a lot more expensive in the US.
About 1.6k to rentberg, $100 on phone and mobile, $150 on power, $270 on car insurance, $500 or so on groceries monthly and a few other costs, I only end up with a bit over a grand at the end of the month.
Not that cheap to live in the US, main saving grace is it’s only 20% tax here.

10k replies? how come

bet you thought this was really clever didn't you

I threw some weights around yesterday for the 1st time in like a month.
Had to take a break 'cause reasons.
Didn't seem to lose much strength, feels like I'm starting out where I left off.

>watch an old rerun of the LLeyland Brothers from the 70's
>aww look at the cute little piggy they're trying to catch
>fucker nails a guy right in the shin with its tusk and tears his leg open
>footage then shows them shooting the pig a few times then cuts to their hunting dogs finishing it off

Fuck, old aussie tv is brutal

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idk im just surpsied by how little americans know

t. nonce

people aren't like that anymore, you know that. without their glowing rectangles they're rendered useless and will die

>racing against the clock to go out with the toilfu but the impending lockdown and air of unease making it look grim

lmao

UberEatsberg always coming in clutch with the coupons

is this the same toilfu that gave you the test-drive excuse but didn't suggest an alternative? it's literally over mate, move on.

why does she look to be young but he appears to be old

you wouldn’t though would you
You’d break your hand on it’s skull and then it would gore you, then you’d fall over and get trampled by his 30 mates you’ve spooked

funny thing is he's a pretty intelligent lad

If you're under the age of 40 and you live outside London you're most likely some shade of Alistair.

he's a good lad

i think he was born in a different year mate

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because he's older than her

kek

yeah I wasn't being sarcastic
he's a good lad

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There are a whopping 1600 people in hospital with covid in the UK

Weirdest Mark-related vid I ever saw, it was posted in /brit/ ages ago, was a bunch of women and one bloke eating a takeaway while watching seasideMARK on the telly. Was just bizarre.

eh maybe

mate I'm 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse if some little twat pig got brave id snap it's neck like a wishbone

Like gogglebox?

they shut down the strip clubs today lads, also made last call at 11pm. fuck this

Wish I could get into programming and all that but I think I'm too old to start. Young man's game.

Are there any gooks/Japs on Adultwork? (not Chinkies)

Why do you think I'm tucking in to that 1200 calorie meal you dumb ass hahaha

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yeah I saw that once

this is of a similar vein
youtube.com/watch?v=2WTh4GPp0u8

Genuinely starting to believe that lockdown is an authoritarian test run/experiment

not really

just put me on furlough again
don't care about the economy
will literally sit around and wank as the country slides into oblivion

No, adultworks only has orange over-the-hill fat roasties. vivastreet is where the chinks are at

Nah it was like they had all sat down for a movie while eating a Chinese but it was seasideMARK on the telly. Can't find it now but it was really weird.

been trying to deadlift as much weight as possible without using a mixed grip christ it’s hard

grim state of affairs your life

Seems that way

not many from what I remember
A few different types of gook
I mostly shagged Brazilians honestly, they had the best bodies and weren’t too expensive

i hope i never meet mark

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fuck off you cunt

yeah i can see you doing that,
youre the kind that gets killed by cows

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what a lad, can't argue with that logic

>I don't like spending money
>I wanna hang out with the boys all the time

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I'd buy him a pint desu

dont really see who that benefits. when the goys are inside not consooming, its the corporations that suffer

thought the marco pierre white knorr thing was a meme but fuck me he shills that shit for days

based realist

first night off the booze after 150 consecutive days on, NOT doing well, craving is off the charts

reckon it's more to do with billionaires earning more money
all your megacorporations (amazon, google, facebook, netflix, etc.) have had their share prices and profits absolutely skyrocket within the last few months

ive seen some? very fit thai girl Manchester area

was this post written by a pig? mate I'll merk you and your mates and have sausages and bacon for my breakfast for the next 6 months

he's dogshit at WoW and not particularly entertaining imo

not as though there were many good wow streamers though.

mad how good bicep are
youtube.com/watch?v=fY7M3pzXdUo

>mutts, soyboys and roastie
Yep it checks out

how do you feel lad? and how much do you drink daily?