Walmart try to expand into Germany and failed spectacularly, as did Migros

This is pure germanophobia.
Ok sounds nice!

we only eat kebab here.

Gosh echidna os so cute

>Echidna: "I can even comfort you, Subaru, in the sexual way!"
>Subaru spergs out
I hope Subaru dies his final death as a permavirgin.

Based

Kebab? What the fuck? Kebab is middle eastern, why is a fucking german eating middle eastern food? What were they thinking?

imagine being terrified of store greeters

basado

immigrants get schooled in how to set up their kebab shops as efficiently as possible, i personally am a fan.

>people call him a retard for simping for a kind half elf
>people sperg out cause he does not fall for a bad witch contract
Even if he declined for the wrong reasons (>muh morals!!1!1), the deal was unironically bad and he did the right decision. He would be bound to a dead swindler who would try to steer him to several thousands death for her own curiosity and amusement without getting any kind of real help and for what? Maybe to metaphysically get virtual pussy? Him making a contract with Beatrice makes sense, since she can provide magical support and she wouldn't try deceive him.

What is migros?

>Him making a contract with Beatrice makes sense
>But I swear, she's actually 400yo!
I'm calling the cops on you.

Shitty jokes apart: I agree the contract _as proposed by Echidna_ was a bad deal, but Subaru didn't even bother negotiating it and make it better for himself. Like, if Echidna was unable to lie or omit meaningful info from Subaru, she'd have a really hard time lulling him into a meaningless death, and even if she did it would be an one trick pony.

>Subaru didn't even bother negotiating it and make it better for himself. Like, if Echidna was unable to lie or omit meaningful info from Subaru,
If you have to force her to be helpful, then it's not really worth it.
>she'd have a really hard time lulling him into a meaningless death, and even if she did it would be an one trick pony.
She is the witch of greed obsessed with knowledge. She will find a way to trick the retard

I'm not saying working together with her is bad. If I were in his shoes, I would try to convince her to join my cause as a companion without a contract, because, in the end, she is pretty useless outside her knowledge (which is useless regarding modern things) and her gospel book, which she doesn't even want to use. You also can only do one contract which I would use for a more useful contract partner like Beatrice or another powerful spirit like the fire spirit in the Pride IF. Making a magical contract with a swindler is never a good decision, if you are a retard

I hope Walmart never succeeds here.

The Walmart was fucking awesome, I miss it.

Don't you guys still have kmart?

>If you have to force her to be helpful, then it's not really worth it.
>She is the witch of greed obsessed with knowledge. She will find a way to trick the retard
Strongly disagree - knowledge can be precious, even if dealing with a retard like Subaru.

I wasn't aware of the limitation of one contract though, this does change the picture. In that aspect I agree Beatrice would be _more_ useful, but I still think Echidna wuold be useful.

yeah cuz walmart doesnt sell bagged poop so it failed here

Yeah

Oh well we have "Kmart" but it isn't owned by Kmart Corporation (USA). Kmart Australia Limited is owned by Wesfarmers (Australia).

>Strongly disagree - knowledge can be precious, even if dealing with a retard like Subaru.
Sure, but if you cant satisfy her curiosity, she will get bored of you, as you can see in the greed if and may abandon you like a toy similar to Beatrice. Being depended on her is not a good idea
>limitation of one contract
I'm actually not sure anymore, where I read that, but I think that was the case in spirit contracts
>still think Echidna wuold be useful
That's why I would try to recruit her without a contract.