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why did you wait till a new thread to make them posts

Bolts game in 1 hour lids
Short for Nicole you dummy

GET HIM JANNY

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If you don't like winter you're not white and need to emigrate to an equatorial shithole asap.
Simple as.

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*does a two footed tackle*

holy based

You can say soy here

2nd pint, got a better head on it
dunno why you limeys care about foamy tops, must be a cultural thing

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the villain death scene scared me shitless as a child

I really hated that internet atheism period of internet culture desu, all these smug mongs acting like they're intellectual titans for pointing out ghosts don't exist. I could sort of understand for Yanks as they're a much more religious society in general but there were always Brits moaning about nonsense despite Britain being extremely irreligious. 'We have bishops in the house of lords, it is like Iran!' fucking STATE. Chris Hitchens was the absolute worst, a fat useless thick mong with a posh English accent that was wrong about Socialism when he was young, then he was wrong about the Neocon wars as an adult but he pointed out God isn't real in a posh accent so we have to pretend he a intellectual heavyweight.

get to fuck

drugs in winter are way more fun than summer

in winter the cold encourages you to get close with one and another and converse

summer encourages people to mong out in a forest staring at a fucking tree

Went to the beach in the hope that there would be some surf, 1-2 foot swell with bone chilling gale force winds, just could not bring myself to go in. Ended up driving around drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and listening to rock and roll. Fuck this gay earth, spend all week waiting for the weekend and this shit happens. Now I have to sit alone in my shit flat all weekend. I wish I had a zoomer to just punch in the face right now.
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"Abukar" is picking up my order

hmm

*braaap*

*stamps on your abdominals for a shit tackle when you missed me*

You're trying too hard, shitskin.

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Sure you need another beer mate?

time to polish off this litre of vodka

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damn son where'd you find this

Thoughts on the birdfu?

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yes

I'm white and hate it. It's bad for you as well you fucking mongo, why do you think people get ill in winter? Lack of vitamin D. Grimy little turd you are.

The fedora meme put them to bed

Is there anything worse than commuting?

sucking a nigger

and yet somehow one of them is head of the WHO haha

winter >>>> summer

fuck summer

I don't mind it, good time to get some reading in.

yeah your posts

shagging a scotch egg

Being white is about more than the colour of your skin.

>2nd pint
jesus cody be careful

acting's all very bizarre isn't it? grown men doing a bit of pretend superhero, bit old for such nonsense

Based
Being s o y and noncing your relatives

Don't really need them do you, if you'd been shitting in holes your whole life you'd just be used to it. Doubt people were suffering going to the toilet up until recently they just got on with it.

Pasty freak

Why didn't you wait until your niece was 18

That's right chief

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got shadowbanned on tinder

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There's no way it wasn't going to happen though, the religious kept pushing their demonstrably false ideas on everyone else, like the insanity of biblical creation, there was always going to be push back.

Winter is fucking horrible. Nothing worse than going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark. Hate it hate it hate it.
Give me eternal April-June weather or give me death.

RIP lil nigga

you lads out on the lash tonight?

winter feels romantic

It's literally illegal you fucking cunt

they can shit down the wells we have been giving them for the last 40 years

Love the early 2010s
A better time

all those soft cunts whining about winter lmao
get some hairs on your chest wankers

>sitting talking to flatmate
>other flatmate comes in and tells the guy that the people are ready to go for a walk
>sitting around awkwardly waiting for them to invite me
>they don't invite me
why is it so hard to make friends

I don’t care how close you are: in the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family. They’re the only ones you can depend on.

Honestly find her insanely pretty

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....a walk?

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I have a hairy body and I hate it

foxes do so to eat . those dogs dont and the people dont. they do it for sports and keeping the population down but there are more effective ways of doing that than pageantry every time.

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literally banned

na, mate was seeing his gf
other mates ex who’s still in the social group for some reason is trying to organise something for tomorrow though

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Used to be this lad at work, would call him Peter Pan, he was 26 when I was like 18 or 19. Would always think to myself what a sad bastard he was. Working that shitty job at that age. No wife or gf or house or career or anything.
Guy was fucking miserable too, lovely lad, but miserable. Used to listen to the Smiths and other hipster shite.
Always wondered how someone could end up like that. Alas, here we are, much, much worse.

thats rude as

ELLO GUVNOR

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Glad he's dead

>foxes do so to eat
WRONG
fuck off you city twat

drinking my dad's pimms. he's gonna freak

Take matters into your own hands. Should’ve asked them if you could come instead of sittong there awkwardly like a sperg

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I'm on my way

how long you lived there?

love drugs
if you've never done Class As you're a turbovirg, simple as

based

my mates girlfriend is the same stars sign as me and when he leaves the room and its just me and her sitting there i can feel a connection i think she can as well

Druggies should be exterminated

good post my g

they do naturally but foxes living close to humans have had their behaviour changed as have all animals . still there are more effective ways to control their population

my ancestors :)

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take me back

My first job was mostly people in their teens/early 20's, but there were a few in the early 30's.
Even then as much as I enjoyed the job it felt completely hopeless as a long term thing, made me wonder why they were still there.

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stop being weiners

You should kill your friend and take over his girlfriend

is it beta to use a single mum for sex

They’re still talking foxes?

who's this supposed to be?

There's a bloke at my retail toil who's in his 50s, plays warhammer and dungeons and dragons, is unmarried and still lives with his parents.

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have sex

poo and piss

dont hate the druggies, hate the system that made them druggies

a week, staying in halls

mad how unemployment benefit only costs like 80 million a year

cocaine
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foxes kill for fun at any opportunity
le poor innocent fox meme isn’t an argument
they are a massive pest in the countryside
nothing wrong with hunting it’s a tradition

what uni, if you're in exeter we can hook up

nothing wrong with any of that except for the last one

I'm in Plymouth.

Do you guys have any pill pushing doctors? Theres one psychiatrist in general that was well known among teenagers to hand out benzos and amphetamines like candy when I was coming up a decade ago. Still at it today from what I've heard.

since i've moved house, i've got into this new group and this girl with a bf has taken a shine to me and gets a bit weird with me when she's fucked, and she keeps bringing up how much i remind her of her ex

“And this also,” said Marlow suddenly, “has been one of the dark places of the earth.”

*billion

>uni

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Actually chad to use your dong to usurp the child’s place in the mom’s life
>based

some 2013 chino wanker prolly

no pal, a shag is a shag, you know she's fertile, she has practice being a mother and therefore instinctively you want to shag her

due to capitalism however it's not in your capital interest to raise someone else's child, meaing it is therefore 'beta' to have a >girlfriend's son

so my advice is shag the single mum but don't gf

Gonna skip on the broke down food truck, wondering if dropping $900 on a 2005 dodge neon with 103k miles is worth it. Only thing wrong is the AC and power steering. Hmmmm.

Im in glasgow. Pretty sure im gonna get the mothafuggin coronavirus with all these parties we are having.

how the fuck do rustlers burgers get so hot
touching the bottom is like putting your hand directly onto the surface of the sun

cheers lads. you always come through

sad saggy tit, did janny not ban you or are you ban evading?

lads circa 2011

good post
imagine going through sixth form and uni without ever doing drugs lmao

Tarq hunting should be legal

thats not the point. fox hunting isn't a form of justice given to the fox like its a chav in the community. animals hunt and play but it's still different from when humans do it because when we do it it's going to massively disproportionate to the environment

i see, thanks

Whats your max budget? Shitboxing is a lifestyle.

The Norf memes apply only to the English, not to noble Celts

How do you know if a girl likes you as more than a friend lads?

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the hunt isn’t just for tarqs loads of locals take part
most people who have horses have taken part in the hunt at some point

The summer sun burnt me until I was blind.

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If you have to ask she doesn't.

going to find out every benefit im entitled to and claim it and if im not entitled to it im going to lie to them until i am

You don't you have to risk making a move

why u hunting wild animals dude, get some better hobbies

Pull your dick out and move forward based on her reaction

It if nots obvious it's not happening, is my personal philosophy. If a woman likes a man she makes it absolutely clear. Does she ever call or text you first?

anybody remember the coronavirus?

Broke: Tarqs hunting
Woke: Tarq hunting

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far less foxes were killed when hunting with dogs was the norm
shooting them is far more easy if your goal is to kill foxes

ban evading cunt

hope janny gets you

Say the 14 words.

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based lad

benders get cheaper trains? well looks like im a bender until im off the train

imagine smelling emma (robert)'s stinky farts

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how long till Real Madrid buy Van Dijk?

just slow down with the guns. you just need a game mechanic that makes shooting them harder

what's this ceremony?
looks a bit occultish

anyone miss mid 2000s football

HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH HH

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hunting pests is necessary
something you city mongs could do with learning judging by the amount of urban foxes you have now

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

HH

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Christ thats like needing a job and waiting for a business owner to come hand you a pamphlet

In the process of doing similar. They’re getting dangerously close to my web of lies though

Heh. Anyone got a gif of The Sopranos when Vito is about to take it in the ass from the fireman and then it cuts to Bobby's model train going in to a tunnel.
Funny shit that was.

leave dem alone you shouldnt be eating meat anyway ffs

just want it back
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the ideal phenotype

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getting my daily dose of british comedy

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Interesting helmet choice

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>hello employer, pls respond
Once the initial interview is done there's no point ringing them and begging, the balls in their court at that point

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deano chune

Bunch of reactionary yokels

why don't american politicians just retire. look at pope benedict. still alive and well but recognised in plenty time that isn't enough to make him fit to be leader of the catholic faith.

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mum told me to hand my CV out to every company on the local industrial estate. zero replies

I mean whats the worst that could happen? She's been stringing you along and isn't really interested, just desperate for attention, and her twitter rant about it leads to you being ridiculed by your peers? So fucking what?

good lad
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>giving up power and free money

Can't get an interview if you don't apply m8

quite a lot of very attractive single mums tbf

anybody remember when london was white?

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Anywhere from $500 to $3000 really. I'm completely new at this stuff, I can't personally fix up these vehicles but I know people who are good at it. Kinda want to get into it but it's a serious rabbit hole. Don't really have space to store/park/work on cars unless it's a couple day thing. In over my head, but less than $1100 on a decent car and sell it for $1500? Not sure if it's worth the effort. working on it though, if i can find a spot for them im down.

anybody remember when london was good? me neither

poor advice

more attractive females like to be chased