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Rishi Sunak looks like the sort of lad who sneeks in a few cheeky rounds of Warzone when he has a couple of hours going spare.

hehehehe

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seems like they made sequels to everything and remastered everything this last decade and this year
so we're starting off the decade having already ran out of ideas

utterly howling at the thought of some autist stood there in silence for 3 minutes whilst some ethnic just stands there

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wtf are you going to do the day you accidently dox yourself
you've made a real cunt of yourself

they were celts you english coon

Idolising Bateman is PEAK smooth-brain beta.

What a pussy

Why the fuck does Tom Hardy mumble/ have a weird accent in everything he’s in? Surely the directors know

why do chefs wear those funny hats

I dunno I feel like a minute of awkwardness is worth half price ciggies Tbh

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autism

FUCK SAKES the dumbass housemate left this shit in our common area, why didn’t he just fucking kill whatever is under there. have no idea if it’s a quick spider or a slow little potato bug. regardless I’m not touching it

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Is this really considered ugly in England??

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He's a former heroin addict, they all talk like that.

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Congrats Thom

Youre a fucking shitbag though

How do you look yourself in the mirror

Lurv feet

Pretty easily

I'm a handsome cunt

At any rate, I don't think Patrick Bateman was a curry nigger from Toronto.

She's not ugly but big teeth can be a bit jarring. Absolute size of those gnashers.

Glad im not a povvo who needs to flat share

Sick of posh tarts desu

Absolute cunts the lot of them

HOLY BLOODY HELL ONE NEW CASE WE'RE FUCKED

SHIRLEY, SHIRLEY GET A PIC OF SOME HAZMAT-LOOKIN CUNTS

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goof

No one ever talks about the fact that Tom Hardy is bisexual.

>tfw povvo but don't flat share
get on my level bitchboiiiiiiiiiiiiii

In exeter for uni

the amount of posh uni students

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The "Celts" were a 19th century fiction imagined by Victorian racialist historians who needed a 'counter-race' to oppose the Romans during their rise to imperial power. No modern historian takes this idea seriously any more.

who the fuck is tom hardy
wrestler isn't he

Know a street, a very Puerto Rican street, where anytime there's a big PPV fight someone sets up a projector, someone buys the PPV and everyone within the block get together to watch it. Tables of food set up and all that. 150 people watching the fight together while the kids run around and play on their bikes and hopscotch. Mayfield and mcgregor was the last one I sat down at, but it's a good tradition. Everyone around the block knows eachother. It's not an official city thing but people still set up cones to block it off. Only way I'll ever see the fights.

To hide the amphetamines

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>ugh, like, oh my god those posh kids are like "such" a groan, am I right fellow cool kids?

thinking about that time in Creamfields where a girl approached me at like 7pm and I wasn't interested because I wanted to drugs with the lads

she prob had some scallies watching, ready to jump me lmao

how popular is equine sports in the uk? it’s VERY common here amongst the upper middle class, not sure if the “horse girl” stereotype exists in the UK

he’s a very popular actor

>Mayfield

I grew up in liverpool and going to uni was so eye opening to how alive class divides are in this country.

Every one of these midwit posh slags driving round in brand new VW golfs they got as a "present for their A-levels" plus s grand a month in the bank from mummy and daddy to make sure they get by

Bisexuality isn't real.
Just stop being a fuckin' degenerate.

How about you two sisters start a bloody blog together
Not one word

mmm don't think so i remember seeing him on wwe ages ago

hmm

Hmm

HMM!!!

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>Mayfield
Sounds comfy, though. Glad you enjoyed yourself.

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I'm talking 7 holidays abroad a year
and thinking that's normal level of posh though lad

the kind that put Barcelona, paris, sydney, london as their adress in instagram

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Pipe down sweetie
Love is love
I know you wouldn’t know that

Are you kidding? Nearly every posh or rich girl is into that stuff here.

And to someone else you're posh, that line of thinking has no end

Harsh but true.

barthelona

horse girls like anal

Real talk tho,
Imagine having movie star access to gash but you still can't keep from fucking dudes in the ass.

Lol, holy crap big brainfart. Mayweather, was remembering Holyfield while typing that. Kinda cool how the mind does that. Means I'm a fast thinker

>not sure if the “horse girl” stereotype exists in the UK

it does

Oh you're the kind of kid who ever went on a holiday and now goes to uni? Ok posh tosser, bet mummy and daddy don't steal your money either.

To no one in the world am I posh you ignorant faggot.

you know of any good youtube videos?

I have a horse cock and love anal

roll call

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Choritho

Last time I went abroad was over 10 years ago and the only thing I remember was my dad punching me in the face

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Oh so you live in a first world country? Who's a fancy little pretty boy, I bet you even have access to clean water and adequate healthcare you powdered-sugared little toff.

Em needs a sassy gay guy to bring him out of his stubborn ways

Stop making a clown out of yourself moron

Horse girls are all mental and should be avoided, apart from that top notch milf who hosts the horse racing on ITV

youtube.com/watch?v=E8FMUce3V1c

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Im abroad right now
How mental is that

Oh you've been abroad and had a dad, well la-de-DAH, I haven't left Grimsby all my life and lived as an orphan on the streets.

Easiest way to tell if someone was from money for me was if they were careless with their possessions or not. Knew loads of people who would just leave top of the line electronics lying around, leave their doors unlocked whilst they went out for hours at a time, would break or damage something expensive and then just immediately replace it without a second thought

that's not really winding down for bed material

test

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Balenthia

P
F
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holy fucking shit look at that hog I

>now all the gay people are going to be pissed off at me

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it's actually hilarious how certain employers look for 'international experience' which just means, feeding african children for your instagram or an internship funded by your family

i walked into a nice job but fuck me did I not know how classist the job market is.

shouldn't have to be doing this if it wasn't for covid.

Feeling a bit poofy this morning. Can't stop listening to 80s British new wave.

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It's always a good time. I dont follow mma but the main dude said the fight of the century is in the works, getting ready to watch it down near grandma's whenever it happens. Feels like the 4th of july felt in the 90s.