/brit/

lady gaga's good isn't she

no queenstreet mall

will be ordering a biscuit omelette in a few hours

subscribed to this lad from melbourne on onlyfans, hes got a massive willy but its not as gay as it sounds cos he posts daily vids of him railing random aussie birds

Horrible, atrocious post.

met him in a cafe once

was working as a waiter there, he was there with his daughter and baby grand daughter

they left behind a bib, i chased after him and gave it to him - he said "oh thanks, its actually mine"

desu it's mostly private pilots i'm mad at, commercial pilots provide a service and (at the lower levels) are paid less than i am

don't think they really earn that much, there are far better professions that pay just as much if not more and don't involve being in a stinky cockpit all the time

>Child: Dad, I'm boooorreeddddd
>CuntDad: Bored? Fuckin' bored are ya? Why don't you go and sweep the fuckin' garage then
>You cunt
>Child: Dad, I'm only 5 years old, you're not supposed to call me a cunt
>CuntDad: You double cunt! No cunt child of mine will tell me who I can, and who I can not refer to, as a cunt!
>TV show intro voices à la 2 and a half men: CUNT DAD
>CuntDad will return after these special messages
Thoughts?

paying another man to watch him have sex is on a level lower than a findom cuck in the degenerate hierarchy

Want to suck a fat fucking cock

You flip burgers or some shit good for you, asshole. I turn people into burger. Fuck outta my face.

lads i am going to be at a proper wild brisbane party tonight. where social rules are unlikely to apply
how the fuck do i pull? its in my own sharehouse so will have a bed right there

dont care its 10 quid a month and the content is 10/10

mikey trying out his new Aussie VPN I see.

Epic so aussie and based

they call your cock the burger patty because its always in between 2 buns

Yes.

fuck sakes lad, where? can i come?

just chat to birds when theyre standing around in your kitchen, introduce yourself and act like the friendly lad who lives there

Kek mind if I post this to /r/Australia? The bros will love it, so ozzie.

wasted birds will shag anything so you'll be orate

thinking more about the guys who make so much money in their normal job that they can afford to fly for fun. a lot of commercial jet pilots couldn't afford to fly around in a cessna desu.

mouse clicking finger noticeably bigger than the other finger

Got a lift home yesterday from a workmate and I swear his car gave me cancer.
It didn't smell bad, but the air was definitely stale and it hurt my chest to breathe, had to put a fucking window down.
Now I've got a sore throat and I'm coughing like fuck.

What could it be lads? Fungus or something? I was hoping to get a lift regular but fuck that airborne AIDS.

ಠ

Attached: 1600620766335.jpg (360x360, 30.28K)

huh, I know you're being little shitdicks but I thought it was actually a pretty good premise. I forgot we're living in post ironic times now.

simply too tired to even entertain the notion of a wank

has your nob ever went like that after a 3 hour long wank

doxxable sorry would love to have you around
i will try and to not be too drunk. Only moved in 2 weeks ago though so may be awkward.

Any up and coming Australian Findom Girls?

this is australia's century, and brisbane will be the rome of the world

*looks over my shoulder to see people are watching* 'cunt'

£3.20 for a fucking toastie

how are you finding the share hosuse thing lad

used to share in a shitty queenslander in kangaroo point, great parties though

Makes me wanna cry when I remember how much worse my standard of living is than all the Aussies and Yanks in this very thread

imagine knowing your sister earns a living by shoving toys up her minge for unknown men on a monthly subscription website

u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

haha, i DEFINITELY wouldn't subscribe

Cringey reddit twat
You’ve drunk the epic aussie koolaid the yanks feed themselves
Shut up

come home white man

the saxons have migrated once before for better shores, followe their path

Id legit buy every fucking picture

lads what happens if you own stock in a company and another company buys that company? Does your stock transfer to shares of the company that acquired it or do you stocks just get bought out against your wishes and you get given cash?

Not my place to judge.
What's worse earning 6.50 an hour in call center
Or getting tipped 300 in an hour from your bedroom

emmutt going hard on that goof grind fr

depends but usually it transfers

White men were never meant to set foot in Australia. A true monument to the arrogance of man

ok, well, I'll scratch that one off the drawing board. Thanks for the feedback. Cocksucker.

Hate Australians too much to go there

Might move to Africa or Sri Lanka

*walks into this lads' house party and has sex with all the cute girls*

oops x

transfers why would they buy a company then then buy all the stock

having self respect and working towards a career that doesn't involve answering phones for 7 quid an hour or spreading your fanny into your tripod sony

black hands

south africa is the last good place left to move on earth

>hates how low the living standard in the UK is
>wants to move to Africa or Sri Lanka to get away from it

really annoyed nobody's ripped one in particular

Whats the best app to find a girl for a threesome between me and my bf
Just want a girl with a fantasy of being with gay guys one time no strings

kind of shitty because its run down and nobody ever leaves their room during the week but you have to always worry about shit because they're still there and you can hear everything
but its a fucking good location and we'll see the parties

Toast toast
Tell u mi nah ride pon post
Give thanks and praise
Gwaan wifi gwaannwidi
Toast

Want to stick my willy in it

yeah, just make friends with them it'll get better

have fun matey x

used to put the tip of my cock in my dads jacuzzi jets

>we'll see the parties
does that mean you'll be within viewing distance of parties without actually participating?

australians are like us arent they but further away and not like us at all

Yeah I'd live like a king there on like 100 a month
South Africa is Australia but with SOVL