/desi/-Let's go boys edition

wtf where did you get this photo of my house frm?

I like this youtuber from your country. She does pretty good covers. Take freezing moon for example:
youtube.com/watch?v=nnHurgabRU8

vgh...classic /sag/ OP image...Home....

>sag

predates sag though, its from OG desi

what happened to 'bla user

>wouldn't it be against the guru's command to shave hair that was causing discomfort or itch?
Not sure. I found 2 quotes in the SGGS here

>Kabeer, when you are in love with the One Lord, duality and alienation depart, You may have long hair, or you may shave your head bald.
sggs 1365
>“O Kabeer! You have not shaved your mind, so why do you shave your head?
Whatever is done, is done by the mind; it is useless to shave your head.
SGGS 1369
which show the duality of the belief. Although hair is seen as sacred, if you mind is not up to it, why bother with the traditions? I think these quotes are from Guru Angad.
>useless
Possibly. It did change a lot in the later years, and became more militarized with the ongoing Mughal clashes.

Well I fucked up the greentext there lol.

>don't shave your hair because you don't shave your mind
jesus

/I/ hail from the snowy mountains of Hunza with IQ equivalent of demigods. Coming here was a waste of my godly seconds. I spit on you all from above!

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VGH.........PAXTUN GOD I KNEEL.

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I wake up before sunrise and immediately offer prayers to Krishna, then I do pranam to the deity of the sun, Surya, as the sun slowly rises from the horizon, next proceed to a shower, clean my teeth using a Neem twig.

I then face either north or east on a pure sheet positioned on pure grounds, that remains undisturbed by any other object or article. I take 3 sippings of holy water and proceed to put on my forehead, bosom and tow arms a round mark of red powder (tilak). I then meditate on brahman itself for several minutes, before bowing and chanting mantras to the murtis of 5 deities (namely Vishnu, Shiva, Ganesh, Devi and Surya, also known as Panchayatana puja) as a means to raise to higher planes of the swinging pendulum of birth to death to rebirth (in order to the avoid duldrums of lower planes of existence which ulitmately distract the finite brain from contemplation of atman and brahman).

I've read the Vedas and Upanishads 108 times already and can recite Puranas off by heart, all in their original sanskrit. I've also studied the systems of logic from Nyaya, veered off into the Nastika metaphysics of Nagarjuna's Mulamadhyamakakarika, Advaita and Dvaita systems of ontology, the mathematics of Aryabhatta and countless Sutras on all topics and fields.

I avoid all tamasic foods and activities and try to avoid maya (worldly pleasures and attachments) as much as possible, as such all I own is an saffron shawl and i spoil all morsels of food with drops of water, to dull the taste (attachment to sensory pleasures only leads to misery and suffering). I do this because the entire material universe is a merely a distraction from reuniting the soul with the unknowable, infinite and immutable mind that underlies everything one materially senses. I haven't deliberately looked at a woman in 3 years (let alone touched or spoken to one) and I subsist solely off of begging for alms

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Does anybody here know how to use skipping ropes? I want to exercise with those but i can't jump.

>can't jump
No legs?

Meant I can't jump the rope fast like they do in videos. Forget it, I'll watch a tutorial.

If you retards keep confusing me with him, I’d rather not come here at all, for who could tolerate such an affront? I do not know who would willingly allow oneself to be depreciated by being compared with someone who is not even one’s compeer. Alas, it is not his fault, but is caused by the lack of presence of the sense of discernment in the laity. Albeit, the existence of the laity necessitates the existence of the clerisy, which consists only of me; therefore, while I may tolerate such transgressions due to my magnanimity, I believe that one, now, after being confused many a time for me, must exercise punishment on the masses by denying them to be graced by my presence. Repent, repent, repent, for it is not the characteristic of the urbane and learned individual to fail to identify the soul of this general.

So you are both verbose?

Guys Just got a Discovery plus subscription to watch the Kino Indian paratrooper documentary

Tell me which software to record it with so that I can upload it for you guys as well

want to do a aadhar praman and get a digital certificate for my naana
recommend me a biometric device famalam

*needs to be available in the USA
**should work from the USA

Start with a single jump, and then prepare for the other. Keep shortening the time between the jumps as you get more and more confident.