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listening to a little bit of n-word music
>asian women are trad...
Oh. Never mind
lamb pathia
aloo pilau rice
naan
sick of seeing couples everywhere
Nightlife?
reminds me of copey's post from last night
When I was 13 and we used to hang around shopping centres a big group of us would walk into Ann Summers and giggle like spastics then run out thirty seconds later
The wageslaves were bare mad
im the only single person in my flatshare and its honestly vile
love going to ann summers with the gf ngl
always turn all the vibrators on and then leave them
that or just really loudly announce she’s looking for a butt plug or something
used to do that when i was 13 too haha
and take pictures with mad effects in the apple shop
can you hear them all shagging?
Why is it always an American flag posting cringe
nah put m music on really loud if i hear the slightest peep
being around couples is a pain and they took away my drugs and clubs
wow that sounds hilarious NOT
Me on the right
because america is cringe
makes me laugh aha
this this this fuck off johnsno you cunt
Holy fuck I just remembered there was a dinghy sex shop on one side street and the fella that worked there was the most disgustingly grim porn addicted obese man you could imagine, proper grease head. We used to torture him by buying milk in Tesco’s and condoms in Poundland and filling them up with milk, throwing them into his shop and tying them to the door handles and he was too fat and immobile to chase us
Oh my days hahahahahha such little shits
Worse, nightcore.
I am absolutely FUMIN
Want to eat some of Emma Watson’s poo.
I feel ill
going to chop a cock in two with that guillotine pussy
you love posting this gimmick dont you
Is that a tranno?
Bet if you stuck a pin in her lips they'd pop so loud you'd go deaf
This porn addled yank isn’t getting the attention he hoped he would and I think we should leave it that way
Yea no way that happens
N-no
Can't imagine doing anything grimmer than dedicating 3 years of your life to a humanities degree, walking out of it and into a job that you could have got regardless of whether you'd studied or not.
might start drinking 0.0% beer when drinking socially as I only drink 4% beer when I do that barely puts a dent in me so I don't run my mouth and act the prick while pretending I enjoy their company as it is
filtered yanks and canadians a long time ago
£70 for PS5/XSX games
Thing is, your ilk never end up getting those kpop looking girls. They always get some brown looking SEAmonkey in the Philippines. Stop coping.
does it get any better than this?
shan't
Nobody wants to be that prick drinking a 0% beer, shite talk and acting the cock is all part of the game anyway. Just gotta learn to cope with the beer fear.
new episode of long way up to watch
It will because we don't have the oil to produce the fuel anymore. This environmental bollocks is just a nice ribbon to tie up the fact that we've gone past peak oil.
>studying
>humanities
Oh deary me lad no, just turn up to the exam and write whatever drivel you like and you're done
wonder what her bookshelf looks like
peak oil is a meme
that's peak f(am)
Unironically this, absolutely nailed it.
What does this webm mean? Girls want to get played by men?
what's the point of life if you're ugly and have no talents and no social skills
pretty sure it applies to NEW p/d cars. there'll still be used ones on the market for decades
surely offside
no shit he's on
£200 million down the drain ahahahha
just do drugs
nobody studies on those courses they just shag
the people that drop out usually do it because of shagging related issues
When they recognise they’re being played they will use their pussy to seduce and control you
The government is doing that on purpose too to destroy the scotch economy and keep them in the union
SERIOUS QUESTION:
Why can't Americans laugh at themselves?
Is it the total absence of banter from their culture? I'm posting on a forum saturated with yanks and it's so fucking easy to get them in an apoplectic rage with so little effort
already done them all
6 units of voddie in an hour i'm feeling it ngl good times baby good times
frank lampard is gone
State of Chelsea lmao
might get a p5 of coke
Not really though is it?
4 shots of vodka last night, still hungover as fuck
Unironically what does being played mean. I'm a virgin freak and don't get sexual dynamics.
This but unironic.
umm why is my back sweaty
Hopefully it will reduce our dependence on OPEC and the Middle East can FUCK OFF
i had 4 shots on a night out once
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the flags of the anglo peoples as far as i can tell.
Did the man kick the ball
1 Bacon double cheeseburger
1 Big Mac
2x Large fries
20 Chicken Nuggests
2x Cokes
All for me, down the gullet
haha mental one to tell the grandkids
post willy
fuck off redditors
listening to some sharp chicago house right now, day lads!
Why don't we get our oil from Canada
had two bottles of port before a night out and spewed all over the bar and the vom was red lol what a horrible time
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the neo-trad yank gf
no one cares redditing fucking freak loser fuck off
Don't care Al
>3-0
what the fugg
Walked into a restaurant, today and they asked me to wear a mask and i simply said, want to be like china? Okay, thats the last time you will ever see me in this restuarant before you wake up, and ill be leaving negative reviews on google with fake accounts, and i stormed off, braindead sheep getting sick and tired of it
do they know each other?
mumberg and dadstein fighting again
I will NOT live in the pod
131213292
swear you said this last staturday u twat
david icke's gonna FREAK
these people are really fucking bugs
cringeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's their retarded attempts at witty comebacks that do my nut in, mainly because they make no fucking sense at all. Aussies are just as bad too.
Port is fucking mental, always leaves me absolutely hammered the next day more than whisky or tequila does.
hmmm
its cus it tastes nice so you guzzle it down and get absolutely sloshed
SHOW ME YOUR DICK FAGGOT
The reason were getting a second wave is because theyre injecting people with it.
hahahaha
spent an evening drinking pints of guiness with port in. fucking lethal, never been so plastered in my life.
Can confirm, some council worker jabbed me with a needle the other day and now I have the sniffles
>The Met Police said the protest was being shut down because the crowd was not complying with social distancing rules
Fucking hell this is stupid
>those libfems saying, "I support your choice to stay at home but I don't want to."
The mass influx of women into the workforce stagnated wages making a prosperous single-income household impossible.
is it because of you?
Have experienced this with buckfast more than once, dark red bile
Bill Gates personally jabbed me with it
Luckily it's just a flu so it hasn't stopped me
basically yeah
toilberg has done a number on the organic family unit
This sounds like a very good time.
fucking hell that's a perfect cock, no homo
>"You're not complying with social distancing rules"
>*throws you on the ground, calls you a cunt and steps on your head*
>every girl you shag will have experienced a cock like this and yours will never match up
ahh yes they dont agree with our arbitrary rules so we arrest them nothing wrong with that
OK, now where were the coppers when BLM broke all the lockdown rules?
Unironic fluoride stare
da me da ne
looking in the opposite direction
Kneeling before them
no they're arguing about the virus
lol see the bullshit now it's never a social distancing issue when they form their human barricades
absolute choon lads
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