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what about a shemagh

I’m one of those Americans you hear about who doesn’t have a passport. I live a good 60 miles or so from the Canadian border and crossing doesn’t require a passport until you’re 16, never bothered to get anything filled out for a passport card to go back over. Grew up poor so no traveling overseas. Maybe I should take some time and get the paperwork filled out for when borders re-open

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CHOOOOON

Even /brit/ uses foreign manual labour to do their dirty work.

>Britannia Unchained
>Authors: Kwarteng, Patel, Raab, Skidmore and Truss
> "The British are among the worst idlers in the world."
>"We work among the lowest hours, we retire early and our productivity is poor."
>"Whereas Indian children aspire to be doctors or businessmen, the British are more interested in football and pop music."

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Droben im Oberland, ei,
da ist es wunderschön,
da ist die Jagerei,
da ist das Schießen frei,
da möcht ich Oberjäger sein,
Schießen das ist meine Freud!

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I hope there is gin in that glass. Water is an insult to are Nige.

what a fertile young maiden

a snood is a hair net worn by cafeteria staff, you mong

too foren

This is me but within a matter of a few weeks haha

Reading up on alcohol in ancient europe
they essentially thought wine = blood and beer represented the potency of the force that regenerates the vegetative cycle, as a "crop deity"
drunkenness helped to achieve a state which occurs in different festivals of European paganism. but they didn't like people who were drunk all the time

so basically enjoying a pint is literally european tradition

so many single mums with black kids on tinder

really quite depressing

saw some old geezer with a fleece wrapped around his head and the sleeves tied together to hold it on

gf's working late

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that's because we're a first world nation in decline where as Indias poverty is a motivating factor to work hard

>Whereas Indian children aspire to be doctors or businessmen
Whilst this is true, they are always the worst in their respective profession and always end up there either as a result of nepotism or falling upwards. Proof that ambition without competence will only take you so far.

arrest them all

just google it
can't even be bothered with you

*recoils* i've been found out...

need a gf lads

poo nigger

not really an 'interest' is it

just kill the kid simple as

sucer une balle de golf

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how do you even get off like that

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impeccable french, care to vocaroo it?

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not the kid’s fault his mum is a whore and his dad is nowhere to be found

thats why they get paid for it
really looks grim desu

ye fucking leicester sweatshop owners. great businessmen.

The show will start in 20 minutes!

youtube.com/watch?v=IsvyV-JI8ss

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on the vodka de laaads

non

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need my mate's gf

what happened to alan?
what happened to thailad?
what happened to saffers?
what happened to lachlan?
what happened to turt?
what happened to bucks?

Still got a piece and a bit to go

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just ate dinner but still hungry
WTF!!

Little rat

what are those?

prefer to not say

turt was never real

Mood

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no fly zone over cheadle

literally all characters in my mind-palace

pretty sure alan was just here a few days ago
haven’t seen thailad in a while
lachlan still posts as well I believe
saw turt last month
saffer still posts here

>what happened to alan?
>what happened to thailad?
killed in a drug deal gone wrong
>what happened to saffers?
eaten by bantus
>what happened to lachlan?
suicide
>what happened to turt?
got bummed too hard and prolapsed to death
>what happened to bucks?
got done for being a nonce

been tempted to steal my mates phone to potentially get nudes of his fit missus

Scared I'm gonna have a breakdown and chop my cock off

getting drunk alone shitposting on /brit/
my life's really a load of shit

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someone has to do it

Second night off the booze, DYING for it

kek bit risky

what mong decided to put burnley v southampton on tv tonight

doing a few 'cep curls while /brit/ posting

Rate

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delightfully devilish

fuck off im watching footy at 10 you discustin faggot

it has its perks

can't believe I'm saying this, but don't see a shrink
they will be eager to decock you

grim

WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CD'S BACK

thank you for your service

alri mike wazowski

is that one of those genetic disorders where you have like 2 X chromosomes and a Y chromosome or something

like like that green thing from that kids film

>CD

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CHUBBY

>edition actually made by a brit
>35 posters
yeah we comfy

why yes i did just pass out for an hour

Got no plans tonight what should I do?

watch it go berserk once the yanks start piling in

I'M WATCHING YOU WAZOWSKI
ALWAYS WATCHING

you can just say mike wazowski mate nobody will make fun of you for knowing who he is

...

/brit/ for the /brit/ish
simpul
as

absolute state

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GOT A UNIQUE SWAG AND I PULL OFF

your CD is dead
go get a day job instead

lads...

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trying to get the golf ball gimmick off the ground on /fr/

some rare cd's sell for a lot of money

>tfw paul nuttall will never balance a glass of water on your head

that little guy in the purple is the one to watch

george dubya gave him that hat

ROCK AND ROLL
UH
AIN'T NO RIDDLE MAN

years ago another mate (also had a fit gf) left his laptop on while he went to the shops. Trawled through every file on there until I found the gf nudes folder, managed to see the thumbnals before I heard him get back. gutted I didn't have time to copy them or something.

hmm yeah local lockdown that'll sort it

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gus fring energy

the french will suck anything

zoomers will never go to the local market and buy dvds out of a suitcase from a chinese man

Gf just told me she masturbated to gay porn

Only just went and ordered a wizza lids.

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Nice that you know that

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