/brit/

t. Nigel

dont acknowledge homeless people's existence so out of principle i will not be acknowledging this image

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youre gonna go absolutely mental if you ever do the stories on duolingo
50% of them involve gay couples

*mugs you*

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thought it was going to be vacuous teenagers

cats are much better

Kant and all other moral philosophers utterly btfo in 1 image

my weekend plans

FOY forever
nice knowing you

She's just fat

rorke losing his marbles over duolingo

My head hurts. I'm retarded

miss pakistan desu

absolute hog

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jeeeeews ROOOCK

Lads! Lads! Fucking hell!

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I find monolids quite unattractive

deport

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an ugly asian?
sucks to be you mate

alri elliot?

Wumpa

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mad how some people have tattoos but i dont
wouldnt even know what to get scrawled on me

>filename

ah yes

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want to stick a cricket bat up her cunt

when they pull their pants/knickers almost up to their tits to try and hide the massive beer gut you know that this aint it chief

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Would gf

t. rasheed

The derecho a few weeks ago has caused a "widow maker" on my neighbors backyard tree. It's hanging over my yard though. Keeping a close eye on the weather reports. Hoping the windy city lives up to its name and sends it crashing down, smack dab on me bollocks.

Lads! Lads! Faaaacking hell!

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piss off

bespin?

me and my wife both love istanbul

dirty paki bastard

cant even speak on microphone anymore without american zoomers going OI U BRI'ISH WAGWAN SENPAI
ill have my revenge

these girls are like 14 my dude

theres a deanobox thread on Zig Forums

manchestoh?

Sorry, but you aren’t British!

the gf

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yeah your wife loves a real bvll

me, centre right

show us your tats trailer trash

hate whores

reckon shes getting 50k a week from being an "influencer"

*fires an RPG into the thread*

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Pick one lads

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Love working class slags, shagged a few
Shagged a handful of posh birds at uni, that was nice too
But for me?: Girls that study art at university and have bpd, completely ruining my life

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Could never live on a high floor especially not with a balcony, i'd definitely be falling out when on drink and drugs. Couldn't live near water either.

Removed a base cabinet at this cambodian families house earlier and there were 7 brand new lighters under it. Was completely sealed off and not possible to slide anything under it or drop anything behind it, the only way was through a hole that had a pvc pipe going through it. Someone in the house was squeezing bics into this small hole at the back of this cabinet somehow, or a plumber planted them there as some sort of Easter egg. These cabinets haven't moved an inch since the early 90s and no plumber has done any work within at least 10 years. The lighters work wonderfully.

>deadly virus
>lockdowns
just sick of it

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grim view. whats the point of a balcony without a nice view of a beach or someat

I am actually, just visiting mate.
"Vacay" as the yanks here like to call it.

reckon mixing cider and vodka is an absolutely terrible idea? might give it a whiz

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not the ugliest of all females in the world, but british women are certainly the ugliest white/caucasian females in the world. and they hold that position very comfortably

Literally a 3/10 christ

front row far right
2nd row far left

HFP

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only one way to know
be your own pioneer

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WHAT THE FUCK

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captain of my own ship and all that
lets do it

0161 manny on the fucking map

RPG? RPG? Did someone just mention RPGs? I looooove RPGs!

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mildly screeching
just found my mate's gf's youtube channel

these girls are irish for sure

never had sex

shagged bambi blacks once

have had sex loads of times myself

t. shagger

ello

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let us know how it is

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where in manchestoh is that then?

relatable content

>*fends off the Soviet Empire*

Moni won the miss Pakistan contest

hi king

thanks for posting pictures of manchester for me lad
its been so long since ive been into town and its nice to see it again without having to actually witness all the fucking homeless everywhere

Here are five facts about Manchester!

It was the first modern industrial city!
It has nice architecture!
I love it!
Manchester!!!

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see

come back helper

And if I could swim
I'd swim out to you in the ocean,
Swim out to where you were floating
in the dark.
And if was blessed
I walk on the water you're breathing,
To lend you some air for that heaving
Sunken chest.
'Cause they chose you
As the model
For their empty little dreams.
With your new head
And your legs spread
Like a filthy magazine.
And they hunt you
And they gut you
And you give in.

And if I was brave
I'd climb up to you on the mountain.
They led you to drink from their fountain
Spouting lies.
And I'd slay
The horrible beast they commissioned
To steer me away from my mission
To your eyes,
And I'd stand there
Like a soldier
With my foot upon his chest.
With my grin spread
And my arms out
In my bloodstained Sunday's best,
And you'd hold me
I'd remind you
Who you are...
Under their shell..

I'd walk through hell for you.
Let it burn right through my shoes.
These soles are useless without you.
Through hell for you
Let the torturing ensue.
My soul is useless without you

And if they sent a whirlwind,
I'd hug it like a harmless little tree.
Or an earthquake,
I'd calm it,
And I'd bring you back to me,
And I'd hold you
In my weak arms like a first born.

I'd walk through hell for you.
Let it burn right through my shoes.
These soles are useless without you.
Through hell for you
Let the torturing ensue.
My soul is useless without you (through hell for you)

(through hell for you) without you
Without you (through hell for you)
Without you (through hell for you)

Now, I've walked through hell for you,
What's an adventurer to do
But rest these feet at home with you

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share with the class

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hope i die soon

prophesying metoo movement

anyone like to fuck cats

Things are worse than ever, you get harassed constantly it's such a shithole. Baffled at anyone wanting to live in town.

Is it true that you're leaving britfeel for this shit hole? Don't let the seethers win.

something doesnt add up

alri

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What are you doing here de lad

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number of smackheads you'll see out in the middle of the day is incredible really

Bottom left and the one directly above her

Think they need rounding up and gassing, don't see what else we can do with them

bonjour

this building on rochdale road

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reckon the pakistanis are good lads

mad people actually pay for bambi blacks website

just got banned from /britfeel/ radio
feel like absolute shit lads

>i might not be able to go to my favourite restaurant in northern quarter until the end of next year
i dont even really understand how it can somehow be worse, wouldve thought because of less people being in town they'd just give up and fuck off to their actual houses (since they're not really homeless) so they can beg there instead

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imagine youing not only atrip but some fucking super autismo trip
ffs lads sort it out

Three beers and a line of charlington befor a first date

Y/N?

bon soir lad

I remember watching some silly "lesbian bukkake" porn years ago where one of the girls accidentally shat on the ground and slyly kicked it into the swimming pool they were beside hoping no one would notice

not missing much are you

been there lad lmao

top it off with shots, dont want to go in dry xx

i will never say again women can't be incels
lesson learned