/Brit/

america needs to die

>not voting
Grim.

ina

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yeah metallica were pretty good back in the day

sportsball from the looks of it x

come on then you mug
try it

Muttmerishartistani's need to get the bullet.

cope

Pint no. 5 oblivion better I cum

Only gone and installed the app haven't I!

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what you fucking nagging again? about what? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

where would you keep your clothes? If you put a wardrobe there you'd have to squeeze past it to get round the bed

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It's unironically a satirical meme making fun of the worship of blacks, but I don't think it comes across very well and just comes off as sincere worship because Americans are all so mentally ill.

alri gabby welsh

Porn was a Jewish invention to pacify Palestinians. Makes you think doesn't it?

Would need to see the floorplan

>thought I could cook
>turns out throwing shit on the pan and seasoning it a bit isn't real cooking
yikes
I didn't know I could be even more mediocre

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no it wasnt be quiet

hardest cities in britain
1. birmingham
2. glasgow
3. liverpool
4. newcastle
5. leeds

I don't agree

your cock is showing

i get the built for bbc stuff on here, but showing your face is just absurd

bambino becky is one of the very few youtubers that are funny
ksi just angrily over reacts to everything and the joke s and entertainment come from his viewers

BURNLEY now has the highest rolling seven-day rate of new coronavirus cases in the country.

Figures show that 228 new cases were recorded in the town in the seven days to September 23 - the equivalent of 256.4 per 100,000 people.

Liverpool has the second highest rate, up from 131.1 to 243.8 with 1,214 new cases.

no it wasn't

lads.. i mean.. come one

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>i get the built for bbc stuff on here
fuck off you mentally ill yank freak

nah that's a joke Swansea sent Leeds running countless times in the 80s

we had a naughty little firm

Tesco was selling Ben and Jerry's for £2.50.
Just popped down to grab one as a treat and they changed it so you have to be a clubcard member.

Fucking kikes. Walked back in the rain empty handed. Am fucking fuming.

Don't think it was mate

dire posts
post of the year

That's exactly what I did and it turned out fantastically.

all that for a roasted pepper

southern fairy

STILL HAVEN'T NAMED THE SHOOTER

i meant the satire behind it, because there's anonymity to it

that's bedroom 2

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does it yeah?
*walks off and talks to someone who's not a middle aged Facebook mum*

love her
>those new arse pics
CORRRRRRRR

nah it's brum, london, salford, cov, bradistan

shut up civilian

quite glad it's yank, would have been devastated otherwise

i cringed in one of his recent rap tracks where he's speaking with a Jamaican twang when he's so middle class it's unreal.

it's be like Calfreezy rapping with a russian accent because he's white

i don't like KSI anymore really and wish Logan Paul won

fuck off freak

rachel brownstein is my favorite british actress
who's yours?

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thoughts on death?

*shoves you*

good post

love bambino becky, there are other funny youtubers like stephen tries, jaackmaate and max fosh

you belong less than me mentally ill freak

used to wank to alexis silver back in the day

leftists are utterly deranged and evil, you can't reason with these fuckwits

shut the fuck up you massive neek

would get Rachel Weisz pregnant

london is soft as fuck you posh drill music fan mong

never liked him
he was always cringe

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Carrie brownstein is my favourite american actress

Woah lads, is that... Is that a female? An image of a female? And an attractive one to boot?! CORRRRRRRRRR

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ITS SAFE TO SAY I EARNT IT AINT NO NIGGA GAVE ME NOTHIN

hardest?
the fuck is this, a video game?

Swansea is booming at the moment lads. Lots of construction going on, loads of little businesses popping up, piles of foreign student money flowing in.
About time too, we still hadn't recovered from the fucking copper industry dying. Now things are turning around, should be proper peng in a decade. I suggest you invest.

loved it when owen jones got his head kicked in

she was nice
good energy in her scenes

Feed nana

wrong, whiteboy

>stephen tries
the best out of all of them

nah FIFA12 KSI was kino, literally everyone in school would be shouting DROGGGGGGBAAAAAAAAAAA and FIFA13 EMIN-I-KAYYYYYY (eminke)

he has a cultural relevance like the inbetweeners, so needs to be respected

i would happily hump anything with a fat pair of tits

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Phase 1-.passports
Phase 2- social media
Phase 3- compulsory rona vaccine and total civil obedience

Reminder how often you hear today ' you could get away with it back then', think how little you are going to be able to get away with in 30 years time

We are all on a highway to hell

Even your humble english teacher non explicitly told you 1984 wasnt fiction

*invests in rhyl instead*

zoella has 11.2 million subscribers and hasn't uploaded a video since june 2018
jaackmaate fully ended her career

>owen
name a more runtish name

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diev et mon droit
you were freed from them by me and have been their mortal enemy ever since
you are scum through and through

BUT THEY DON'T EVEN WANT NO SMOKE

IF I HAD TO CHOSE THEN MURDER WHAT SHE WROTE

So give me coffee and tee vee
Peacefully
I've seen so much I'm going blind and I'm braindead virtually
Sociability
Is hard enough for me
Take me away from this big bad world and agree to marry me

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are people just going to ignore the lockdown and just carry on as it is now?

1 million terrabytes of porn elsewhere on the internet and the coomers still shoehorn slags and tits into /brit/ baka

Nah I'm investing in Plymouth obviously.

Jamie, obviously

anywhere down south's full of soft babbies

thinking about my parents dying lads
even though i'm not massively close with them, i'll be very sad when it happens

gf found the onlyfans purchase confirmation emails

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seething london fairy
you wouldn't last a day in any of the 5 cities mentioned

>you
>we
ah yeh lad im also 200 years old
absolute fucking spastic

£400 a month plus VAT

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remember a lad in our imessage groupchat or whatever tried sending us some heskey time meme and in another tab it said what does sex feel like
felt bad but rinsed him nonetheless

>he has a cultural relevance like the inbetweeners

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need some pisshead friends
all my friends do is smoke weed and get stoned
B-B-BORING

>you belong less than me mentally ill freak
delusional yank mong
we all hate yanks, you don't fit in and can't understand our banter
the french posters fit in and can banter well

Sometimes I get an existential sort of feel when I ponder the fact I've probably rode a bus with 190 in Swansea.

Like my internet side and irl merging, it's not meant to happen.

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Lee

TGFbro were the best uk yt channel for a while.

it's a fucking welsh city you mong
never has and never will be anything 'peng' about such places.

how bad is it?

maybe he was an oldfag doing the classic tab meme

We should have intervened in Rhodesia instead of Vietnam

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why do women do this

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thousand cock stare

you think microjew will be happy if i started this download?

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nah we were like year 8-9 at the time and he was the spastic of the group

wrong, owen is scientifically the runtiest name

the fact you incuded glasgow and newcastle is hilarious, you have no idea.

die first then

bad
i'm subbed to several peng trannies

can't wait personally
boomer cunts made money from buying council houses in the 80s for fuck l and reselling them for big dick returns
fuck em
give me money

once had these really bad dream about getting doxxed here and ending up like emmett or charlie

Same reason women do anything in life. Attention.

/britfeel/ radio is still live!

youtube.com/watch?v=IsvyV-JI8ss

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Some streets in Cardiff almost look nice and continental, like Vienna or Paris.

*peace*

they've been good this year desu
that driving test video genuinely got a laugh out of me

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mormonism BTFO

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Who remembers Endurance UK

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what does sex feel like

listen to yourself

like fucking a warm banana peel

t. shagger

Mental how his Dad hasn't honour killed him yet

it's winxp, I doubt they care

>r/atheism

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LONDON

God bless her

but they eventually voted out the white supremacist government so mission accomplished there
would've just done it earlier

aha geez

you're either a literal grandad or a literal child if you don't know the cultural significance of KSI

Best part of sex is after you cum inside her and you cuddle with your dick still inside her

given the opportunity, i'd gut you both with my rusty opinel

>Some streets in Cardiff almost look nice and continental, like Vienna or Paris.

Steady on Dai

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3 of my druggie mates no longer want to associate with me because they say i am too much of a druggie and constantly drive my car whilst off my nut. hypocrite cunts

cringe protestant
cope

what are some good westerns?

when i did it i did it angrily and she seemed to enjoy that more

which ones?

Would give her a mouthful of cum

women desperately look for group identity/affiliation a lot more than men do
man can sort of be fine without a strong sense of affiliation as they have stronger self-identity
women will actually lose their minds if they can't
vile creatures

>cultural significance of KSI
190 wheels out some real nonsense

way too cheap for London.

dunno i`ll ask my great nan she's into that sort of thing
oh wait she died of a stroke

newcastle is maybe debatable but the fact you're arguing against glasgow is laughable
you've defo never been north of oxford you soft cunt

Bangin stardawg in there doing drops all night

hope you crash x

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erm... actually i follow the teachings of the prophet lad xx

reckon you should fuck OFF.
/brit/ is a Sunni general

most of the well known ones are good
I like the good the bad and the ugly

I FUCKING HATE MEGAN MARKLE

No Northern towns are 'rough' or 'hard'.
Places are only 'rough' when they're full of wogs stabbing eachother like in London, and it's nothing to be proud of.

"Some tried to escape, but most, if not all, were recaptured by the English and were killed straight away. High numbers of these men were falling very ill with dysentery spreading and many died en route to Durham. When Haselrigge reached Morpeth in Northumberland he placed the prisoners in a cabbage field where he noted that “they ate up raw cabbages, leaves and roots…They poisoned their bodies. As they were coming from thence to Newcastle, some died by the wayside.”

"They were deprived of any food, water, fuel or adequate bedding, and were treated in a harsh and inhumane manner. It is said that the jailers at Durham Cathedral blackmailed the prisoners, only giving them food or coal in exchange for whatever valuable possessions that they had. This led to the tombs within the cathedral being opened and desecrated, with the prisoners desperately looking for anything that could be used to trade. In order to keep warm, the Scots completely stripped the cathedral of whatever woodwork they could get their hands on to burn, with the notable exception of Prior Castell’s Clock in the South Transept, which is believed to have survived only because it has a thistle carved into it. "

what purpose does the stock market serve

what does it create other than what i would call "meme wealth"

glasgow has been soft since 2007 retard

what a rig

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I read the news today oh boy
4000 whites in London Ingerlund