The Australian government sent me a birthday card, does your government send you a birthday card?

The Australian government sent me a birthday card, does your government send you a birthday card?

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no

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as american men, we unironically get a selective service (draft) card in the mail when we turn 18 so we can die for israel
my card is long gone, because i lost it :^)

>1999

Kill yourself.

They sent me one but it was basically happy birthday please vote for me.

>Government-kun remembered!

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deep nail cutting
That looks like it hurts.

We got a letter from the president when we finished middle school, not sure if they do it anymore, we also got flags with, some panflet with the national anthem and a letter back in 2010 for the 200 independence anniversary

Yeah i think this one is the same but they didnt outright say it

they automatically sign you up you dumb retard

Anyone born after 1993 I consider subhuman

stop eating your nails

I just have a habit of chewing my nails, doesnt hurt

>1999

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same but 92

>begins with Chinese new year

>tfw no peter Griffin card from the Australian government
AAAAAA GOD DAMNIT

>here's your peter griffin card
>now vote for me bitch

Should have been the first post. Ffs Zig Forumsoids

>retard nails

Zoomie Zoomzoom
t. 1998 gang

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i got a free razor in the mail for my "18th birthday" when i was 19, i still use it to shave my cock and balls at 22

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Why the fuck is Family Guy so emphasized in your Australian birthday card. Do they think all zoomers love the show or something.

do they send this every year to you?

>did for Israel
It’s honestly embarrassing having people like you be so ignorant about our foreign policy

>government zoomer
Cringe mate.

Some states will automatically register you when you get an ID/DL but not all.

>Columbine
LOL

On my 18th birthday the government sent me a list of all the taxes I have to pay.

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what the fuck is this shit lmao

I had gay sex with this minister before and that's why he sent me the card.