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hm i wonder why they dont hire northern CBBC presenters

>AYYY YUP LADS HOWAY THE LADS THANK U FOR T'TURNIN TO CBBC WE'RE GONNA HAVE A RITE LAFF LERNIN OW TO MAKE THE BEST BREW THEN OUR SPESHAL GUEST GAZZA WILL BE ON

> In 2001, barely a year into the chap being founded, the chaps themselves felt the urge to take to the streets of London to deliver their message. Civilise the City was an organised protest against the perceived vulgarity of the contemporary world. The chaps felt that central London, along with most other cities in Europe, was being buried under a tide of bland, homogenized consumerism, obliterating the heart and soul of the city. Their plan was to march through London in ranks of gentility, taking the precise opposite approach to the typical angry protest, with its ranks of scruffy students and tattered placards, and everyone shouting and chanting and enraging the constabulary. The only placards held by the Chaps bore slogans such as ‘Civilise the City’, ‘Give Three-Piece a Chance’ and ‘Make Gloves, Not War.’

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janny wont be pleased

shall be utterly shitting up the thread with drunk posting soon

Southerners be like: God I wish I was an American so I could vote against Drumpfh

northerners be like: fokin thatcher was a bitch i were only born in 1999 but me great grandad knew a lad that worked in the mines

most (or even all) of them were corrupt masons. nothing to be proud of.

southerners be like " hey mom "

tfw every german alive today has a nazi ancestor but you dont hear them whining about it 24/7 and how all they shud do is prostrate themselves at the feet of everyone else

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Might get my arse filled in the service station toilets

can hear a brushtail possum growling outside the window yet again. wish i could wring the foul thing's neck

northerners be like "muh mines" but are on minimum wage at JJB

Northerners have been oppressed for far longer and far worse than black people were

turning a blind eye
nope not reading it because it goes against my whitey be evil and ting world view

southerners be like "does this place accept oyster card?"

>Ottomans
>white

nope

alistair in attendance

southerns be like " let me go to pret for a cheap £15 lunch "

southerners be like " cant wait to try this new jamie oliver recipe i read on the tube mmmm boiled coos coos and strawberry jam with avacado and hazelnuts yummy"

northerners be like: do you accept DSS payments

is house party lad here? wanna know how the night went

SCREAMING

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fuck off with the reddit style of make the same joke but slight variants for dozens of posts
fucking shithole this place is infested with reddit twats

American patriotism summed up in one image

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mental the lads who come here posting 300 word sections of wiki pages expecting us to actually read them

Mad how similar 2001 looks to today compared to the difference to say, 1981 and 2000.

Wish i was american because the salaries for people with good degrees are mental compared to here

Northerners be like 'I'll call southerners yanks while I use yank quotation marks'

one for the hatpost folder

hairlines be like iight ima head out

northerners be like muh hillsborough

southerners be decorating their homes with african masks and statues of giraffes

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Barbary_slave_trade&redirect=no
The page still exists but the redirect was put in there 3 hours ago
Wonder how that happened haha

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they unironically have their own currency with black people and gay people on it

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Masticating upon a golf ball

me on the left

seething southerner

Looks like a loving family, user... Can you say you had the same ;_;

i wipe me arse with t'sun newspaper after that DISGRACEFUL article about ills'boro but am still on t'fence bout burnin it

>b-b-but what about

The only one even in the same ballpark you mentioned might be what the Ottomans did the the Caucuses.

Ancient Romans and ancient Scandinavians (Viking was simply and occupation) never operated on the same scale as the pre-modern British, Spanish, Dutch, French, Americans, or Portuguese did from 1500-1800. The Roman and Viking economies were not propped up by slavery, ours was. Without it, the British empire would not exist.

You also seem to grossly underestimate the vast scale of the Atlantic slave trade.
In Brazil, Atlantic slavery lasted longer than the Roman Empire existed.

heard london is 75% white, 95% white in the centre
can't be that bad

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life is boring in minecraft

might kill myself in minecraft before coronavirus is done

Shut the fuck up you whinging black bastard. If you come over here I’ll enslave you again. Fucking stupid black cunt

rorke on the ropes

The only one even in the same ballpark you mentioned might be what the Ottomans did the the Caucuses.

Ancient Romans and ancient Scandinavians (Viking was simply and occupation) never operated on the same scale as the pre-modern British, Spanish, Dutch, French, Americans, or Portuguese did from 1500-1800. The Roman and Viking economies were not propped up by slavery, ours was. Without it, the British empire would not exist.

You also seem to grossly underestimate the vast scale of the Atlantic slave trade.
In Brazil, Atlantic slavery lasted longer than the Roman Empire existed.

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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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was thinking the other day how the tv show "saved by the bell" looked extremely dated when I watched it in the early 2000s
but that's the equivalent of watching something today made in 2012

Sunbathing for potentially the last time this year
Get those vitamin D levels up lads

literally would only join the army if we were invading england

youtu.be/cOUfU-h5yQ4

northerners be decorating their homes with old union railway worker flags from the preston railway works despite being born in 2000

as though the content of your posts was not reddit enough, you remove any doubt with the redditspacing on top
jog on faggot

This is the guy who did it

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Looks like a war has broken out between Armenia and Azerbaijan lids. The capital has even been bombed. If Russia and Turkey join in...

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I've always found Michael Owen a bit strange. What mental condition do you think he could have? Mild autism?

Cumbernauld. Home.

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Zig Forums nerd alert. Kiss my ass incel

i was born last millennium

reckon in 50 years that's gonna be like a whacky thing about me

just think in a thousand years when your family are brown there will be white men in lancashire that still hate thatcher

he has very bad genes too. basically injured for 90% of his career. bring it up and he will go mental

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whitey boys be mad