/brit/ - THE NATION’S FAVOURITE Edition

Makes sense
Sort of evens the playing field you know? Everyone has lost some of their social skills and social situations

For me it's Crime and Punishment

where is london's underground music scene? having trouble finding out information about it

prawn cocktail on bread end of chat

Australia doesnt have prawn cocktail crisps or chilli heatwave doritos
absolute fucking state of this shithole

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it is objectively the best flavour, bet you're a prawn cocktail nigger

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does this mean i can only have 5 refugees in my house

check the london underground stations then, innit

American Football is arguably the most intelligent sport out there. It’s less about luck like most other sports and more about strategy. I’m talking coaching here.

bangor

Not allowed to talk about it

poor bait

I also think the government telling people to stay at home and indoors all the time has kind of that psychology effect on everyone where they just subconsciously feel the need to go outside after being told to stay indoors

The Idiot or nothing

The ex was a mucky little porker, loved two in the pink two in the stink

>walkers
dogshit
sensations thai sweet chilli is the pengest crisp

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tbf ham and prawn cocktail crisp sandwich on a nice soft roll with heavily salted butter

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yeah coronaboner and lockdown really de-escalated my anxieties to the point where i'm much more comfortable dealing with people and don't beat myself up if i fuck up, before lockdown i was convinced that women hated me and that i'd die khhv but since everything's opened back up i got offered a free cupcake from a girl at a cafe and also loads of other girls were really happy to see me. think i might actually get a gf this year

About to partake in a viewing of 19 mysterious sea creatures caught on tape

it's really not

bangor?

youtube.com/watch?v=hOm8uv22e2U

It’s so fucking stupid looking and I hate black people so I have zero interest in it

cant tell if this is bait or if you dont see that its clearly made by walkers

hahahahahahaha fucking spot on actually

youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s

Look at that logo on the top right, lad.

Theres loads of tactics in actual football too but there's also a lot of unpredictability, things aren't limited to a few outcomes like in Autism ball

>About to partake in a viewing of 19 mysterious sea creatures caught on tape

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How long does it take to get the smell off your fingers?

BORIS!

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they dont play music down there

>most intelligent sport out there
That would be e-sports boomer

very (i repeat VERY) hate fuckable

HATE new zealanders

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youtube.com/watch?v=Li-syvjctOA

glad I stopped watching Vikings after season 2

who on earth watches that shite

gfs favourite show is golden girls

I think the lockdowns a load of shite but my neighbours claim to believe in it. And they've become two e as social since lockdown judging by all the people they have round and the constant coming in and out of the building slamming doors and shouting and so on.
Piss take to be honest.

Lockdown destressed me out completely, not having to interact with people was so fucking liberating.

Now all that's over and I've gone back to being a complete stresshead again.

>HATE new zealanders

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Like two days
Shit stench clings for a long time

Andy Murray defeated by Wawrinka in Paris.

The most strategic sport is snooker.

mental how stupid we used to be

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one piece person do you read chapters too?

shes 13

lmao im such a spastic

saying football is the most intelligent sport there is, is like only reading children's books and saying coloring books are the best read available
I think even baseball is more intrinsic than fat man blocks other man while the quarterback either throws the ball, runs with it, or gives it to another man to run with

it really do be like that

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honestly the first few weeks of lockdown were great
you could go out late at night and there wouldn't be a single fucker about
no cars
no people
like you'd pass a takeaway quietly humming away as bossman's putting that red just eat bag into his boot
but that'd be the only thing you'd see

was honestly lovely because I don't really like noise all that much

>they've become two e as social
what?

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nah

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>currently holocaust tier
>want to be bigger
so do I like eat McDonalds and shit to maximise my calorific surplus or do I have to do it all gay like by eating 15 tonnes of broccoli and kale?

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post it lad

Not poor bait & desu I don’t know a lot about what goes on in a coaches mind during a soccer game. It just seems like in American football that the coaching staff spends more time thinking of new stragems and move the ball (or stop the ball)

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haha what next pepsi max isnt max sugar?

went to maccies drive thru for din dins and there. were 2 girls sitting outside the front dressed like whores. i had a look when driving passed and one of them shouted "shes 9".
whoops guess im a pedo now

we all wnated a bigger holocaust mate just nothing you can do about it now is there

Don't remember seeing quarterbacks in football

watching Enola Holmes (2020) on the ol' 'flix

Cringe. You’ve never played a sport in your life and it shows

How about pussy stench how long does that linger for?

Nonce alarm went off, what's going on?

I was always a Bleach man if it came between One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach during the Big Three days. One Piece I just didn't really like the art style that much, Naruto was fun but became a total train wreck after Part one. Bleach was a little shallow and pretentious but still pretty enjoyable and Aizen was a really fun villain after his reveal but it went to shit after a certain point

Autocorrect messing me about
I've actually said the phrase "autocorrect messing me about" so much now that it can predict the entire
phrase just from "auto"

STAY HOME SAVE LIVES

this is your brain on yank
"sychronised swimming is the most intellectual sport because they have to memorise coordinated movements"

was walking to the cinema with my mates in secondary when we were 15 and one of them looked at this girl with her dad and said 'do you think shes like 9 or 13' within earshot of him and he looked like he was going to kick my mates skull in and we've called him paedo ever since

If you’re just trying to gain weight just eat all the time
Get into snacking
Having a massive breakfast every morning
Skinny people just don’t eat that much and they don’t realize how little they eat as compared to fatties

streamable.com/9gr5k

Debating on trying heroin, might be a laugh

that happens every time you enter the thread lad

*points a camera at you and crowds you with my mandem*

sucking a cannabis pen

i'm a hwntw from the souf

loved the silence. i wondered - why don't i live like this all the time? if i lived in the country i wouldn't open my window to hear cars, car alarms, house alarms, planes, police sirens, police helicopters, screeching normies.

reeling the (you)s in today big style
doing some belter posts it seems
cheers lads

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aye do it

Reported this post to QHƆפ

its great but no laughing matter

soul

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Only like four hours or so

HE'S A HUTU LADS

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just add 2L of full fat milk a day

report this shit while you;re at it
i ordered a fucking zinger stacker not a soggy mess

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>Are you reeling in the (youuuuuuuus)
>Stowing away the tiiiiime

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pizza's here
YES LADS

>allow 9 year old sister/friend to walk around town like a literal slut and to show off all her ‘assets’
>you’re not the immoral one though rather the guy who reacted to the clothing in the manner intended
Hate this retarded country.

>pre Twitter and Reddit
Trolling was a art.
>post Twitter and Reddit
*something deliberately stupid and inflammatory in the hopes it gets a response*

I really miss the old days. Social media brought with it a bunch of the populace and as a result, the average IQ of the average Internet user decreased with it.

What sort of music? 'underground' isn't helpful, makes you sound like you're in the Met

I’ll tell me ma when I go home the boys won’t leave the girls alone

milk if you want results quick

took a nice stroll around my lovely american town this morn

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pooey bumwank
i repeat
pooey bumwank

saw a paki walk past my window and now my day is ruined

Why the hell is everyone such a bloody flake these days? Can't get anyone together for anything without 1 or 2 flaking on it.

to be fair it was in accrington and they little slags dont know any better. they are just lucky im not a paki

pics

>>pre Twitter and Reddit
>Trolling was a art.
>>post Twitter and Reddit
>*something deliberately stupid and inflammatory in the hopes it gets a response*
>I really miss the old days. Social media brought with it a bunch of the populace and as a result, the average IQ of the average Internet user decreased with it.

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Just saw 7 boys sat together in the pub.. I said come on lads it’s a rule of 6. They said “fuck off covid wanker” so I literally picked one of the boys up and carried him outside Face with tears of joy everyone else in the pub stood up and cheered “RULE OF 6!” It was a crease

very spastic way of putting it, showing you're a total psued, but i do agree with the general point

this is what all men want

lmao that guy is the biggest bugman I've ever come across

Crying star wars guy-tier

yeah
it reminded me of when I visited my gran last year in the middle of the countryside and her house is just in the middle of nowhere and it's basically just you and nature
and it's actually dark at night too, not the fake darkness we have here in suburban hell

I defied the ban on going further than 1km from home for more than an hour once.
Biking in empty Paris streets was very nice, I would zig zag like a kid.
No one was defying the ban like me, except a few homeless that were Kings for a month.

no point crying over spilled fanny

It's mad how the Corona virus was deliberately designed to destroy Western economies yet no one is talking about retaliation.

>>>pre Twitter and Reddit
>>Trolling was a art.
>>>post Twitter and Reddit
>>*something deliberately stupid and inflammatory in the hopes it gets a response*
>>I really miss the old days. Social media brought with it a bunch of the populace and as a result, the average IQ of the average Internet user decreased with it.

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I hope it's got pineapple on it

Never heard of that place (from Scotland, me), but sounds like a right shithole.

>falling this hard at hatbait

agreed
what's so fucking hard about meeting the lads for a pint

uh oh we got a pub prefect over here

love you guys

lmao you legend lad aha x

>POOCHESTER SHITTY

Quicker than an e46 m3 tbqh

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Bioterrorists should be shot, well done lad

yeah nah he baited you mate you just got trolled
its an art you dont undertsand

I've played sports throughout my childhood faggot
american football is not as complicated as you think. play chess if you want something with depth

I don't know why everyone loves that Raymond character he was a complete twat most of the time

boobadoop!

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>going further than 1km from home
Why is the Frankish Republic so tyrannical?

Alistair donning his flatcap to the fair maidens

its one of the worst places England has to offer. particularly bad even for Lancashire standards

I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU
GET OUT

NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

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I agree that the internet was better when only outcasts and weirdos used it. Internet on anything that isn't a PC should be illegal.

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I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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the horse has bolted

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bada bing

Trump started to, then all the bleeding hearts started insisting we can't call it the Wuhan Coronavirus anymore.

seriously wonder if the neighbours across the street on their balcony can see my new large PC screen.
Could be a problem when watching lewd stuff.