You wake up in a norther polish village in the region of Warmia.
wat do
You wake up in a norther polish village in the region of Warmia
Smile because poland is a cool comfy country
Look for the US embassy
Find any Ukranians, drink, find any Poles, laugh at em.
Why be rude if you're in one of the best regions in Poland?
Shout at random people that this all belongs to Prussia
Get drunk
Laugh is not rude.
We have a lot of Germans and they don't mind. In fact I know a german who moved here and said that Germany is lost and he can't raise his kids there so he moved because this is the new germany.
Hate Poles for stealing Prussian land.
>refuse to speak Polish
>speak German instead
Very good answer. Local alcohol is fucking great.
You're in the most castle and old church filled region of Poland, it's top comfy.
Try the local cuisine. Polish food is delicious.
>ywn be a polish castle lord married with a cute polish godfearing young noble woman
What is the point of this life?
Warmia has it's own dishes like farszynki, dzyndzaĆki, warmian soup etc. and some german like koenigsberger klopse which are just klopsy here, plain and simple.
>wat do
Attack worthless land-grabbing Polish animals.
Hmm a castle is hard to buy but old mansions are quite easy to get if you have the money and the
restorer lets you.
>wat do
Look if i have some money and try to get a mexican breakfast (a coca cola and a gansito or the thing closet to it)
So many flavours and you choose to be salty.
Can I restore feudalism?
Hyena of Europe.
try and find someone who spoke english and ask them to feed me and let me stay at their home and marry their daughter
Your anger only fuels my erection.
poland is a shithole never come here
probably go on a hike.
I Don't think so unless you'll bring yourself some MENA slaves.
I once watched a docummentary about whole villages in central/south drinking only cola, even giving it to their toddlers. Scary shit.
I can see why the town rapist would need some booze after suddenly finding themselves in a polish town.
Good answer, the region is small but filled with history because of it's semi-independance in the past and papal state status.
why though
Gather the village's Jews in a barn and burn it
The jews killed during ww2 here were killed by SS or gestapo mostly, no pogroms in Warmia.
Doesn't mean we can't start now
make my way back to the uk
Which is easy because I am a citizen of Poland.
That's right, I am an immigrant.
curious, do you also clean toilets?
The combination of your flag and your post leaves me confused.
Of course, during the day.
At night, I steal copper pipes with my brothers.
what a blatant lie, no pole trust enough another pole to create a friendship.
What the fuck is wrong with those roof windows
Yes.