/brit/

Flies found my piss sink
I'll have to keep my window closed until they all die out

/brit/ is an island of gold in a sea of shit (Zig Forums)

alri nametwat

he will

Wish they could both just win so everyone could just be happy, you know?

is that fucking gavin from gavin and fucking stacey

Mum found the peanut drawer

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Only if you have friends

I would rather go to class so I can talk to human beings

any legit spergs itt?
I got diagnosed with ass burgers while back and always thought I was in likeminded company here

Declan rice didnt do nuthin

t. in my FF team :(

what if that happened haha and both trump and biden were president haha that would be funny i think

i do, don't worry
t. second year

damn dirty ape

not really it's depressing being surrounded by drunken happy people

alright mate

clocking in for another day of gimmick posting eh

hello nigger

Yeah so go fuck yourself it sucks for me I haven't talked to anyone for 3 weeks

But then who will be the nasty evil raysist bogey man?

id appreciate if nobody would post peanuts in the thread. i'm actually allergic. thanks in advance.

reckon i'm mildly autistic.
was never tested or anything but i'm definitely on the spectrum

Mum found the ______ _______

I keep my pee and my nut in separate drawers

tony stark should have been arrested for war crimes after age of ultron

>Hilary Clinton told Biden "under any circumstances do not concede"

bitch wants a civil war

>>>/twitter

can america have a coalition government?

i've studied the rise of fascism in nazi germany very closely, and it looks identical to what we're seeing in america with trump today

get a lock for it

Cannot fucking stand the boredom any longer. Racing season? Cancelled. Date night season? Cancelled or boring if you try. Social activities? Cancelled. Its been go to work, go home, drink, sleep, for fucking MONTHS.

>putting a cdm in a fantasy football team
mongo

shh jf

how allergic?

why not?

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i could literally die if i stayed in your room for a prolonged period of time

Why not save space and use the same drawer
Just not logical

yes. it's always been a coalition government

you follow the rules? lmfao chudlet

She already knows what’s in there though

I've studied the shit smeared surface of the bathroom that I share with several slavic construction workers and it looks identical to the drivel that you post

allergic enough to request your compliance. thanks in advance.

Mussolini created fascism but people always associate Hitler and Nazism with it haha he got history mogged

it was the russian grand prix today

excuse me?

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make sure you dont get chaffed lips

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yeah I got diagnosed as a child because I didn't have any friends at school lol

was fine once I went to secondary and acquired a group of somewhat awkward, mildly autistic, introverted friends (most of whom have grown up to become what people here would describe as an "alistair")

and nowadays I'm not too bad but it leaks out every now and then (and some people do notice and ask me about it)

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You know Mussolini also invented the lightbulb and socks but it was accredited to others

like if the lib dems took a large enough chunk of the votes they could choose which of the large parties to form a government with?

Just don't get racing
All forms of racing
Especially people who go to watch races live
Wow there he goes
ZOOM
and he's gone
Amazing
Wait another 5 minutes to see him again
ZOOM
and there he goes again
Incredible

Yea I'm neurotypical

fuuuck man, are you a fresher this year? genuinely first year uni students are the people I've got most sympathy for at the moment. probs even more than the people who died desu

£320 down on crypto. its a tough racket

A girl just told me I give her ‘hard lad vibes’

he obviously didn't invent socks

to the yanks here
what was american high school like? seems based desu

I like to keep things separate
I either only eat one food at a time or keep all my food on separate plates

Pussy juice smells exactly like tinned mackerel

I'm a tradesman, the rules were written completely disregarding our safety. Its just nothing else going on, we got all the fun of going to work during a plague and all the stress of there still being nothing to do after work. I've finished my project cars, I've finished my home improvement endeavors, I've done the whole "find a girlfriend and get laid" thing, I'm 100% out of shit to do that I can bring myself to find even remotely interesting. Genuinely bored to an unhealthy extent.

>a fascist is calling me a bootlicker
pottery

Is China fascist?

2nd year but my mates are in different houses

He did so

stop forcing alistair he's not a thing ffs

it was all zero-tolerance bullying shite when i was there

Big title racing was allowed to resume with limitations, grass roots racing was so late there was no point in bothering. I like to drive

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oh mate that's also grim. what's your situation then? you end up committing to a house with some shiters or what?

Maybe you're just socially retarded and not autistic

girls are so bloody boring
will like your photo on hinge but not bother sending a message because they're accustomed to not having to bother making the effort

so she called you a chav?

shame

I heard rumours that Alastair was actually singing sea shanties and drinking honeymead with his Magic: The Gathering guild earlier

Dunno about the veracity of this statement but it’s just the word on the street

you ARE voting for the glow squid, right /brit/?

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Female hypergamy mate

Feel like i seen this post earlier

oh sorry I'm not trying to do that
it's just that description matches a lot of my mates lol

nah I've looked into it a lot and I definitely meet the criteria

halls with 1st years that don't go out

this is why I love chubby and slightly weird looking girls. they will actually try to have a conversation

Juts find a fat and ugly chick, I bet they try hard to be likable

Listening to The Night Window on repeat for 10 hours.

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not British culture

Yeah think there were whispers about it I don’t know if it’s true though so please keep it on the hush

Not reading all that shit
What are you doing retard

Stop being dramatic ffs

brown hands

America is a British colony

never understood how racists love multicultural food but oppose immigration

got the assist to the assist for the 4th goal iirc

oh god that's such a tough one, sorry man. what's the vibe? are people trying to get to know each other in your block or is there a weird situation with covid rules?

Can't I'm female

i learn something strange about yanks every time i leave here

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cod thieving bastard

well i got 26 points this week...

mad how most people are quite boring

Yeah well we have the recipes now so they can fuck off

Ooòooo im a female ooooh

When I went to America they literally chained cashiers to walls and prod them with cattle guns

discuss British culture or be quiet

It was just business, lad, Just business

It’s probably a joke but honestly people here believe utterly bizarre shit like that
Boomers especially

you don't need to have people from said country to make that food, especially in modern times

never understand why yanks dont fuck off out of our thread

Stanley knife straight down the arm.

gf just got into a car crash, literally shaking rn

mass immigration is unsustainable and overburdens public services, and it's natural for one tribe to dislike another
food tastes good

mad how the tories took the UK out of the EU and the next time labour wins, the UK is going right back into the EU LOL

Absolutely dying to make a joke about this post but will refrain out of common decency
Hope she’s alright

i like female buttocks lads

just isn't going to happen is it

I'd say most blokes are interesting enough
females are almost all boring
tim burton films, the smiths and instagram

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME...

they stand up here too, except in Aldi

No parties whatsoever :'(, was looking forward to coming back aand doing some pingers and DnB seshes but everything is FUCKING CLOSED FUUUUUUUCK

I'm just gonna get some acid and trip out every 2 weeks I think

>female drivers