>I'm Portuguese
>Me: really? From what city are you?
>Omaha, Nebraska
Do Americans..................
I'm Portuguese
Jose Cook
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Matthew Moore
You are American.
Aaron Gonzalez
Why are there so many Portuguese in Canada?
Zachary Barnes
Pure Prussian blood 1000% by the way I am from Texas
Wyatt Adams
They should just say "I'm Portuguese diaspora".
Cameron Nelson
the aunt and her niece or the two young sisters? what would int choose for a threesome?
Zachary Morris
>>Do Americans..................
>I'm from Los Angeles
>No, I mean where did you come from?
Jack Rodriguez
Problem?
Christian Barnes
Yes I may be from bumfuck Kentucky but my heart is from northern Ireland
Jeremiah Cooper
I've met a white American here who would ramble ramble ramble about Portuguese heritage. How they were persecuted by WASPS and bullied for being a different type of white. Dude only had a great grandfather that was Portuguese. The rest were WASPS themselves. Well educated and wealthy man might I add.
Josiah Cook
fake story
Nathan Cook
As soon as the criminal organizations delivers your spleen from Italy and your right eyeball from Ukraine, you'll be 61% European by organ composition.
Logan Torres
i only know a bunch of portuguese-americans:
Lyndsy Fonseca, Tom Hanks, Katy Perry, Meredith Vieira
Jose Butler
real story
Christopher Scott
Katy Perry and Tom Hanks are of those "everything-American" type
Jonathan White
Lusophones face brutal discrimination here in Nebraska, so they keep to their own and preserve their culture in ethnic ghettos.
Parker Cooper
>yeah I'm boricua
>¿de que parte?
>excuse me I don't speak spanish
They really be
Jacob Lewis
Nuno Bettencourt
from the: youtube.com
look at the portuguese flag in the back
Carson Harris
>I'm from Guanajuato, Mexico
>Yo también, ¿de qué parte?
>oh oh me no hablo de espanol de...tortillas...you know poquito
>Oh, but were you bien there?
>No, I was born in Austin
>But have you ever been there?
>No...I mean...I plan to, but I've heard there's a revolution or some tropical disease there...corodavires? Si no for the moment
Blake Phillips
Peter Francisco:
en.wikipedia.org
Katie Stevens, Devin Nunes, John Philip Sousa
Thomas Cook
born**
Wyatt Thomas
>John Philip Sousa
>was an American composer and conductor of the late Romantic era known primarily for American military marches.[1] He is known as "The March King" or the "American March King", to distinguish him from his British counterpart Kenneth J. Alford. Among his best-known marches are "The Stars and Stripes Forever" (National March of the United States of America), "Semper Fidelis" (official march of the United States Marine Corps), "The Liberty Bell", "The Thunderer", and "The Washington Post".
Angel White
Literally me
David Gonzalez
Same, I'm in Pike County. Where you at bubby?
Sebastian Clark
>Lyndsy Fonseca
She is kind a cute, bring her home right now
Luke Jackson
>Katie Stevens
Bring that one home too
Jordan Roberts
>tfw not really accepted as a Portuguese and the only other culture you have access to is c*nadian global-homo
Se melhorarem a economia (duvido que aconteça mas pronto) deixem-me voltar, por favor
Samuel Wood
are you ethnic portuguese? or at least totally european? if so, you have nothing to fear
Adrian Moore
Eu gostaria muito de cheirar um cú peludoso do homem portugués
Nicholas Wood
kek
então não eram os espanhóis que tinham cus peludos? agora somos nós
Connor Hernandez
Ambos os meus pais nasceram aí e sou um cidadão, mas o meu português é menos do que perfeito
Ryder Collins
You are one of us.
Parker Scott
always enjoyed Tom Hanks movies
Connor Hughes
>my ethnicity?
>American
Parker Taylor
Tudos os ibericos são cabeludos xD
Ryder White
This is actually a thing in Central Texas because it was so heavily populated by Germans, we have many Americanized Germans. Of course, many of them are now pure amerishart but that's besides the point. Either way, fuck off Ivan.
Lincoln Gonzalez
xD
Adrian Bailey
Baseado, pena que não haja assim tantas oportunidades aí. Se houvesse, já teria saído daqui