/brit/

my friends get mad if i talk about my poos at 1AM

the trick is to balance /brit/ with a healthy social life irl

goof

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yeah and you wear the cuck muzzle like a good little insect don’t you

Have mates but only see them every other weekend or so. And im a beet so have a lot of spare time

anyone tried his new aftershave?

they won't like this one bit

surely Romania isn’t THAT shit, is it lads?

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had a look around when it was linked last thread and this post gave me a hearty chuckle

going to eat some spinach

say hi to olive for me

very chilly lads

must be > 10°

doing a poo

on the vino lads
will be feeling this tomorrow
always get a histamine reaction from the stuff

remembering my yank phase when i dressed like a lumberjack and listened to creedence clearwater revival every day

youtube.com/watch?v=u1V8YRJnr4Q

Nobody wears masks here mate.
What the fuck is wrong with you. For real?
Embarrassing.

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my post literally mentioned

can't talk about British culture with my friends

is baka desu senpai still filtered

People being mean in these threads use this as their outlet to be mean. Meaner the post, meeker they are. Just how it goes.

I can't quite pin point the exact moment.
But a little while ago we reached peak clown world. Critical mass.
Now its going to turn on you.

>british culture

just want a covid vaccine so i can back to my shagger ways aha

I wear the mask even though I don't want to

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voca.ro/1ddk1RYRZthg

just made my 3rd ever post on Zig Forums

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Put a swastika on your mask and people won't ask you to wear it

Just doxxed you, lad.

You had your chance at trying to do whatever you were trying to do.
Its over.

Like the masks. Saving money on razors

Jacques Chirac with LA mégère.

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who's your favourite american president lads?

For me, it's a tossup between Jackson and Coolidge.

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appears not

i wish i was a little bit taller

rorke wrapping images in line with text in microsoft word

Footy
Pints
Slags

Feel some kind off dread today
Don't know why

same lad
can go a week before i need to shave now

ever thought about doing you know what against those sorts
know what I mean???

Wish I had a rabbit tb h

what does this have to do with British culture

William Henry Harrison

I was with me friends for the 100m GET. They thought it was cool.

bells?

you just know

JFK only because he posed enough of a threat that they ended up killing him

>5”8
IT’S OVER

Next time I hear some >5'5" fucking cunt whining about their height I will fucking snap and kill them

both look satisfied, rite?

James Buchanan

>1 post by 1 shitty foreign flag
>vaguely demoralizing bullshit
Good god faggot shut the fuck up.

>5 past 8
IT'S OVER

I'd forgotten how many classics Fatboy Slim made

Jefferson Davis.

PDK

I wish i was A baller

fags bags n slags

Isn't that height normal in Ireland?

yeah deffo cracked out a bit of legislation you know what I mean frenchie

What do you know about balling, retard?
You a killla? Huh? You a junkyard dog?
No you ain't. STFU.

he's reciting lyrics dumbass

anthony eden

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Yep. One week exactly. Our hair growth is probably roughly the same. But who knows. Can't grow facial hair for shit, shan't be going 2 months looking awful before it decides to kick in.

>Demoralizing
What?
I didn't even say anything to you

>luv vtubers, simple as.
based
>also fuck china
ultra cringe

behold

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you the shortest man in iceland???

Yeah, so was I

Why have we given up our rights so easily? I feel like a caged rat, I'm not legally allowed to leave my small city. Wtf is this

Roland Garros just started in Paris (orange courts on the left)
Andy Murray lost to Wawrinka.

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couldn't name a single US president apart from obama

Why do girls get off to imagining two straight male TV characters having gay sex? Bit weird

I would make a joke about your cunt in return but i dont even know what shithole that is

Duncan from Blue is very handsome

but he isn't aging that well

no homo

That's me

You are a caged rat to everyone around you, yes.

JFK / The Donald

theres a man lying down in a bed somewhere
with a different set of sex aspect
and i hate him i hate him i hate him

you know since there's only like 200 of you that's feasible
thoughts on the faroe islands? you see them as the same as icelanders or more like cousins

thought you were more into young female relatives lad

Emmett at a bar trying to pull

>walks up the bar and stares at the cute bartender without blinking for 3 minutes straight
>bartender asks him what he wants as she’s ready to bolt at any second at the mere sight of the tubby lunatic
>”And just generally an insufferable fucking cunt, I wouldn’t be caught dead putting any effort in for that haunted crypt you call a gash.”
>suddenly Emmett walks off towards the dance floor, shocking the bartender
>he sees a cute, aryan looking girl with a couple of her friends
>Emmett walks over and stands there without saying anything
>the aryan qt doesn’t notice him for a solid minute and a half while Emmett stands to the side of her staring
>qt aryan finally notices Emmett from the corner of her eye
>she says “umm can I help you?”
>Emmett responds “ Do you know how much fucking BULLSHIT I gotta put up with, cause of you? Now you want me to kiss your ass? Fucking lunacy.”
>he walks off and leaves the bar
>comes on /brit/ and starts typing a post
>” I can't quite pin point the exact moment. But a little while ago we reached peak clown world. Critical mass. Now its going to turn on you.”
>falls asleep to thoughts of his sister

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I might not even have to work in order to move to a different city LMAO ahaha go fuck yourself

The perks of being irrelevant i guess

watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switchhh

nah

>thoughts on the faroe islands?
I don't really have any thoughts about them

he was a poof you know
America's lowest ranked President ever is their only homosexual President
Coincidence?
No.

Ok, this is genuine cringe.
Screncapped and uploaded to r/Zig Forums.

>flag has a globalist cuckstamp on it
Don't reply to us again.

Ronald reagan
Jfk
Trump

i wish i had a girl that looked fly i would call her

do you love japan

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he was a proud pennsylvanian

Edgar Allen Toe

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