/brit/

Id like to have sex with Margot Robbie. Make it happen /brit/

It’s that time of the night when the JF flags slowly start trickling in and eventually outnumber the Brit flags. Utterly grim and shan’t be taking part, I’m off

Bit of a long shot by my brother was in Cheadle, Alberta for work a few years ago and still no one has heard from him since, you guys couldnt share this could you?

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>Today is the best day ever!

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there are three posts in this thread that are not from a brit flag

REMEMBER CHEADLE

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youtube.com/watch?v=gzRWYRyzX7I

shared x

i thought that Van Hellsing fella was a vampire

Have Norwood 3 hair, going to jump on finasteride, is there any way to buy it online instead of going to a doc?

been filling up this room with my fart stench over the course of a few hours.
the gf just walked in and said it stinks of raw garlic in here lol

You know I had to do it to 'em

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woke up in a cold sweat, images of running street battles between the Shaggers and the Virgin Freaks flashing through my mind

manchester is dire
youtube.com/watch?v=mdbmN1CrakM

Nowt wrong with Reddit, it's 2020 mate

And we'll all go together
To pull WIIIIIIILD MOUNTAIN THYME
All around the blooming heather
Will ye go Lassie Go

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northerners be like:
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VGH

what the ira did in cheadle disgusts him and rightly so

am a JF and no one knows it

you've probably given me (yous) in the past and will in the future

nnnnnyessssssssss

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Crazy how the yanks in the audience probably didn't have a clue what he was going in about

ATTACK HELICOPTERS SPOTTED ABOVE SCARBOROUGH

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post your real voice brave brummie lad

There's no point in this fighting
Give us gold and we'll put to sea

air raid sirens echoing around Eastbourne

What's the official /brit/ stance on landlords?

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It pales in comparison what the Cheadle Defence Force did in the days before
I've heard that the British Government paid hundreds of millions to the IRA to do what they did in Cheadle

פו ניגר

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Exactly the sort of shite that wiped Cheadle of the map

yes we did

GIC,YL to you to but this time the right way up

do people rent these days

no

need stringing up

i rent your mum out

>tfw no train gf
youtu.be/nvFUa37Dpmw

yeah rent my arse out on the weekends x

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hate this time of year
rentberg has the heating under lock and key
radiator in my room doesn’t turn on until 7:00 and even then it takes a good hour to heat up

No you didn't
Shut up and be quiet

The so called shaggers abode

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If you had a daughter, what would your most important piece of advice to her be?

Just consumer over 2000 calories worth of curry

we did

Just watched the new Dua Lipa video. Shame it wasn't a video of her getting blacked by DaBaby.

voice of an angel

no idea
wouldn’t want a daughter these days

balls, eyes or neck then run away fast as you can

don't have sex with niggers

gromit

Me? Burn through $1500+ a month in a subpar housing situation just so I can get away from my parents

ive seen hundreds of these. would be good to buy and renevate. dont need electricity i dont.

Orwell was an aristocratic parasite born into a colonial family who went to Eton, devoted his life to attacking socialism and his propaganda was airdropped over the People's democracies of Eastern Europe after WW2.
Stalin rose from being a cobbler's son to leading the first socialist state, the international communist movement and leading the victory over the fascist plague that Orwell aided in Spain (POUM fought against the most effective force in the Spanish Republic, that being the PCE and its units such as the Fifth Regiment).
Workers all over the world love Stalin while capitalists love Orwell.

i'll talk like a massive white liberal infront of her so when she rebels in teenage/young adult years she will only sleep with white guys

Kneel before black men.

can’t say that mate or it will be the first thing she does
women work like that innit

PEEEEEEEEEEEANUT

get an adblock

the standard of womyns sport is so low that you barely have to be able to kick a ball to be a professional footballer, really look into becoming an athlete as you have my genetics.

to be a professional 800m runner you only need a 2 minute 800m time, which a 13 year old boy can do.

and if you're average as an athlete you'll have my looks for sponsorships etc.

do it.

dont have the confidence to use dating apps

dangerously close to cheadle

>mum found the hair cabinet

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the renovating part will cost more than the purchase price

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>Renovate
I think you mean knock the fucking thing over and start again

>having a daughter

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just been ghosted by a 36 year old
if i can't even get a date with her it's just pointless

so?

mum found the piss bottle wardrobe

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unless there's lots of land around those ruins, it's not worth it

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tired
sore

fucking HELL this actually just happened

vocaroo.com/15nTK0bGh9Be

be intelligent.

Just had a look on zoopla there are loads of houses about for 40-50k

An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can't buy that inch of time with an inch of gold

I feel that no matter what parenting style I try (Conservative, Liberal, strict, laid back) she's going to end up blaming me for her becoming a porn star

cringey child

when will Zig Forums change the flag of Macedonia to 'North Macedonia'.

I am offended for my Greek people who live in Macedonia.

eddie van halen's died

Makes me laugh that I’m an Irishman.

You're buying the land AND the planning permission
If you buy a 'house' despite how fucked it is, you can 'renovate' it (knock down rebuild) without going through the total bllache of getting planning permission on previously uninhabited land
You will still likely need approval but it's a lot easier
So you're paying for nice rural buildable land, which is harder to find than you think because Britain is run by corrupt ministers who only give it to big corporations who bribe their way into building giant shitty deanoestates outside rural towns rather than single home builders who want a nice cottage and a cabbage patch

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why do brits say bokkle instead of bottle

You are born with intelligence or not

>People's democracies

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When will they add Kosovo?

Definitely click on these vocaroo links.

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relatively based thread thus far

I've never heard anyone say bokkle

covid? don't care about it

*catches it*
*spreads it to beloved older relatives who then die from it*

>woman
>intelligent

yank tier post
fuck off you spacker

>the People's democracies of Eastern Europe
fantastic fucking bait ngl

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they arent for you

detachment from temporary sensory and emotional attachments is the highest principlr

THE AFTERMATH OF THAT VOCAROO

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Why do yanks say ebb and flow instead of talking normal sham. What’s wrong with you subelick. You not right in the old nuck sham

When will you kill yourself?

>Its real
One too many speedballs.

need soph to suck my willard

>detached

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retards.

North Korea is pretty soy

just sneezed
this is it lads

leo lookin a bit pudgy nowadays

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Want to be a blacksmith in olde englande and drink pints of small beer all day because the water is unclean

That's what they were called. Such as the Polish People's Republic. A million times more democratic than any capitalist country.

ive got the shits n all wheyyy shits lads

no wonder so many english buy houses in our countryside

na. will probably just build a broch.

just sneeded

based

barratt estates are a good thing and increase the supply of housing available

need to refill my water bokkle but too lazy to get up

so cheap plus you actually own the land because france is a republic lol, thanks guys

dont think leaving the ball in her court works honestly lads

Fascinating how people explode into rage and splutter when you defend socialist countries like the GDR, USSR, Vietnam or the DPRK.

>governments literally run people down in the street with tanks for not supporting them
>more democratic than the west because FUCK DRUMPF!!!

What type of mong actually wants to buy a cottage lmao