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jew gf edition

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cara

>that poorly cleaned mirror behind them

Fucks sake, do they not have glass cleaning supplies in whatever town that is? Dirty, streaked glass winds up my autism like nothing else.

feeling quite niggardly

giwtwm

is there anything better than a cup of coffee in the morning

eating subway

find it physically impossible to get drunk to a point where i cant stand
only time its happened when i was like 16
unironically miss being a teen desu

just realised that seaside mark doesnt have a simple lamp in his house. he just uses the main light in every room. what a fucking freak.

feeling ill in my tummy today lads x

>Double post.

Feeling pissed atm lads.

There's overtime at work going, but if I take it tonight I'll be working sixty hours over the next six days.
I want to take it, but I won't be getting the good sixty hours double overtime pay because technically it'll be over two different pay weeks.

*posts some random shit noone will respond to

Just visiting the colonies, don't mind me.

The federation of my willy has aggressively expanded into the republic of your bumhole

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dont foreigners who get citizenship literally pledge alleigance to the queen something virtually no other brit does?

why the fuck did he think that dull blog post was worth posting twice?

Why do foreigners always make the new?

GIWTWM

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big wank followed by a poo

for me it's a cup of coffee, a ciggie, and a fried egg on toast

No, they affirm their commitment to Britain, British values and the law

fuck this chick has got some bullshit tits

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Ever get the feeling that brits are just a naturally dreary people? They seem to lack the capacity for joy that one can readily observe in a Canadian, American, Aussie or Kiwi.

for me, it's the big wank and a nap

Yeah. I knew a middle east guy that had to.

monday and tuesday: wake up early, shower, meditate or exercise and then toil
wednesday: just about have enought time for a shower
thursday: wake up just moments before toil
friday: start toil late

how can something this mentally and physically taxing (toil) be legal?

switched to the thick duvet and a linen sheet lads
based winter is coming

As a nation we're all vitamin D deficient

it's a prop in a stageplay, it's meant to look like that
a steak
no good lad
no good
wahey!
bit gay mate

dont know

Just do what stays within the pay week, unless you think there will be a chance for more next week anyway.

i oppose anal sex lads

multiple reply mong

Which is why we need negro hoards...

Did the opposite yesterday

atomic and laser physics exam in 41 minutes lads

eating metro

we take contentment over joy
Scandinavian thing

give number for whastapp sex call and hot chat
myself vijay kumar from bihar

you an ant lad?

what's the last movie you saw in a theater
or as brits says, theatre

as if that means anything to those cunts