The greatest chess player alive today is Nordic

>The greatest chess player alive today is Nordic

Are you upset swarthoids?

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I don't how to play ghess?

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you know he fucks black guys right?

He has mongol genes.

Looks mongol

I will teach you.

I'm too retarded for that.

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It's fun, I play chess whenever I'm taking a shit.

Why do ethnic nords always look mongol? Russians have some Mongols but ethnic russians look like Jan blachovic and stipe Miočić

Who cares?
This guy does because he's autistic and his mom probably drank some booze while she was pregnant.

chess is a game for beggars, not kings

1v1 me rn faggit

Question to nords:
How many nords look like him and Greta? Give us a percentage

I'm on level 2 on chess.com so I'm not really good.

Some would say it is because you guys live in harsh conditions on the eyes (sun reflection of the snow and cold)

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I'm shit as too

i dont even understand what the fuck am i watching

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aren't they usually russian anyway?

70%

Yeah chess players like austronauts have to know some russian

i only noticed it now, carlsen does have some slightly slanted eyes

he isn't fully european

wtf

Russian Jews

Nah russians don't have that many Jews anymore, that's like when anglos and frogs say everything germs accomplished is actually by German jews

I hanged my queen undefended early in the game so after she died my fate was sealed. GG

>he fell for the meme that all scandis look like dolph lundgren/alexander skarsgård

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That took way too long to finish after I took the queen lol

It's a pretty bad game

Remember when he gave up a game because he had to shit? That was pretty funny.

Who cares about chess? Are you 80+?

chess is pretty fun

chess is unironically popular among zoomers nowadays it's crazy

wait we dont?

What an inspiring lad.

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Dolph Lundgren is russian
Like some user said white people and nords especially have a great pr team

But he is swarthy...

In fact, his real dad is probably an Ashkenazi BVLL who cucked his Nordcuck "father"

>lundgren
>russian

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He isn't swarthy, he looks hapa

>Dolph Lundgren is russian
no that was a movie lol, he is fully swedish

>your iq will never be as high as carlsen's

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nowadays e4 openings are popular. it tends to alternate every 20-25 years between e4 and d4 being hot at the top levels of chess.

Who cares about a solved game? Try something more challenging like baduk.

Yes he is
youtu.be/luaEvlfd0ns
Why would he do this if he is not russian?

who the actual fuck cares what openings the top 0.000000000001% favours

>makes chess popular again in your way

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Kek actually in amateur play they advise you to just stick to 1. e4 e4 and not bother with anything else.

as a beginner you should learn openings. e4 is specifically better for for noobs as it leads to positions with less calculation involved

Can anyone here play without looking at the board? I have trouble even visualizing the board properly. I can get about 4 moves into the 4 knights opening before losing it.

e4 openings lead to a nice open position with easy attack routes. d4 openings are more closed and not so good for amateurs, and you certainly shouldn't touch Sicilian or Indian Openings.

you can do vision training on chess.com

d4 is opening for incels, you know chad socialites are playing when they goes for petrov's

shill, I don't have money

>why yes, I only play the London system, what gave it away?

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don't need premium for that, only puzzles, lessons, and automatic game reports are limited on poorfag accounts

>but ethnic russians look like Jan blachovic and stipe Miočić
wut