Why didn't America choose this as the national animal?
Why didn't America choose this as the national animal?
Ian Morris
Henry James
He looks like Belarusian.
Lincoln Nelson
whats all that brown stuff on it looks like its covered in worms
Levi Anderson
weren't fans desu
Brandon Ramirez
obama actually made the buffalo our national animal
Blake Fisher
Because similar animal is belarussian national animal.
Michael Hill
Shedding fur
Jose Lewis
why is the belarusian sky so red?
Michael Davis
kek
Sebastian Wood
Because bison is already Polish/Belarusian national animal.
Fuck off.
Luke Cruz
>Belarusian
not Polish
>White stork
Lithuanian, not Polish
What the hell is Poland's national animal then? The white eagle I've never even seen in my entire life?
Nathaniel Torres
Cool story nigger lover.
Jacob Torres
Because they genocided them just like they genocided real americans.
Landon Lopez
Prefer eating buffalo than praising buffalo.
Jackson Baker
Go kill some orthodox christians, after you're done killing muslims, faggot.
Logan Perry
Why didn't they choose the Mustang as their national animal?
Jayden Lee
Mustangs aren't an actual species, they're just feral horses from Europe. Horses are actually native to North America though, so that wouldn't be a bad idea.
Carter Cook
Because:
A.) The American Bison was a symbol of Native American culture, and Anglos hated being associated with their inferiors
B.) Benjamin Franklin thought our national symbol ought to be a goddamn turkey (maybe) and hated the behavior of bald eagles as giant flying rats
C.) The State representatives got a RAGING hard-on when comparing themselves to Rome, which happened to have a Golden Eagle as their symbol
Jaxon Barnes
it's not a story, it's a fact
Aiden Barnes
I see. But just like the Mustang, most Americans are also feral mutts. Although I see why the Bald Eagle was chosen. The comparison to Rome would be a massive ego boost for your leadership.
Henry Nelson
Bald eagles are basically giant seagulls but they are our giant seagulls
Justin Gutierrez
Everything about the founding ideals of this country was based on Rome with some enlightenment era polishing.
Isaiah Martin
>he doesn't know
Caleb Thompson
Would love to try a bison steak desu
Wyatt Johnson
nothing about it was egotistical, the founding fathers were just massive romanboos
>feral mutts
also fuck you
Joseph Smith
Is the meat good? It looks like it would taste like a tough cow.
Charles Reyes
Sexually intimidates wh*Te """men"""
Caleb Wilson
It's easy to find in the U.S.
Bentley Gonzalez
it's a bit more gamey but way more flavorful than beef from my experience
Cooper Richardson
idk, I think those cartoons of cavemen cooking big chunks of bison meat on the spit just made it look really good in a primal way
Carson Cooper
they are both polish. Lithuania and Belarus aren't even real countries to begin with