So user, where are you taking me out for dinner?

>So user, where are you taking me out for dinner?

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The pier.

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The power of the bbc

straight to my house i mean what can you even do haha llo lwell euhm i i live on the 4th floor ad there's no lift so do yuou mn min d not screamimng as ii fireman carry you upstairs

Would she mind me sucking on her toes?

>why the fuck do you care? not that you can change where we will go

I say this:

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A really nice Italian place that I know, my love. It's easily accessible too. The people there are a kind and understanding family.
Afterwards I'll roll you home, and I will romantically lift you onto the couch, where we will have a couple of glasses of wine while having a good conversation. I am really looking forward to all the interesting things you undoubtedly have to tell. Then, after having helped you into your bed, I will kiss you goodnight and call myself a taxi.

sex

is this bitch married? She has a ring on her finger
jesus christ it's over for me

Local trad place. It's the nicest place in town if you ask me and they got wheelchair access.

I was thinking that we could go for a walk

Why wouldn't she be? She's extremely attractive.

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>Going out to dinner
>Not cooking it yourself

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U a gril?

Are you pajeet or zhang?

Answer this. Would a person on a wheelchair mind someone sucking on her toes?

she's very pretty yes

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lmao, did he died?

Recently I saw a really attractive tall girl with one leg.
That must be really sad for a woman

no but he'll never walk again

Nah, but he ended up in a wheelchair.

She won't feel it genius

I was thinking in going o a drive in theater and after that passing through the drive through on mcdonalds to get ourselves a happy meal with toys and what not.Later we can watch cars on my garage

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That's the point. She might get grossed out tho.

SEX SEX SEX OH B O Y SEXY LADY OOFF OOFF HNG YEAH UH

I don't know what that is.

Why, as long as she has pulse she won't be alone

This. Meanwhile women don't even consider a man who's short human. And then they deny being a woman is easy mode.

"to fuck town for a quick joyride, crippled bitch"

Down a ravine you whore.

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