1. Your country

1. Your country
2. Most evil thing you've done

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I peed in a garbage can

I pissed in the sink

I dry humped a little nigger girl against her will till i came

I pissed in a tree

I told somebody I was going to kick the shit out of them if they kept doing something

I urinated on the floor

I took the cookies from the cookie jar.

Power move

holy fucking shit

I didn't do those on my own, i was with a friend: we pissed in some guy's water bottle and we once ground a laxative pill into powder and put it on a guy's drink.

I pee in the sink all the time, it's the perfect height.

I also think I was responsible for running a store into bankruptcy

Let’s just say the ones who got out from my workplace with most members intact were lucky

molest

I pissed from the balcony into my garden

I jaywalked the other day because I didn't feel like waiting at the crossing light

I used a used condom (by someone else)

I threw a kitty on the wall and possibly kill it when I was 5 (I would beat up my younger self)

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Holy Based

How did that happen?
>Hey dude are you done with that? Can I have it?

Bullied a faggot at school so he'd kill himself. Don't think that's evil per se but seeing as how Zig Forums is full of you homos, you'd probably think so.

Did he kill himself?

bruh... at least tell me it wasn't cummed in

I remember you.

Now SEX!

Yes.

Based. All faggots need to kys them.

No you don't.

I cleaned it in the sink and used it, didn't want to get her pregnant

Once I almost had sex with a married woman. I touched her ass, boobs and stuff during a home party (also there were other people in the room). I'm a virgin btw

How's life? Miserable, I hope.

I bought bitcoin in 2011.

when i was 5 i threw a cinderblock at some kid's head. I don't know what happened to him or even why i did it in the first place.

Well I'm in lawschool so I guess we'll be seeing each other again eventually.

One down, 5 million to go.

non meme answer I beat someone unconscious plus some more, still think about it and feel like a piece of shit.

leach on my family for all these years

I fucked the gf of a guy who I knew. I'm not proud of it and he beat her up after he found out. Weirdly he didn't do anything to me even after I admitted it. I was freely prepared to take any beating he would give me but he just left.