/brit/

Lockdown your country to boost your mental health
It's why prisoners are model citizens innit

For me it's

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do you stick vegemite in it

what's the yank name for a deano

honestly not sure what (((their))) goal is

Went to Zig Forums for a few minutes and I hate Americans now

youtube.com/watch?v=okEluVGlWio
bit of a choon

brick

chad

>low squat
>high bench
Unironic manlet

Massive upwards transfer of wealth, particularly from the middle class. Read the Shock Doctrine if you want to understand our current manufactured 'crisis'.

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Generalplan "Fake News"

got a text earlier today that i am eligible for the covid vaccine as soon as its out

Good shit. Haven't played the reroll but the first two on ps2 are gold. Soundtracks too are godtier.

Niggers outside my house

I don’t want ket anymore

Fuck off niggers fucj off before I come out with a bat

will simply not partake in the reading of any books

Remember that time that the guy over 18 year old played video games. Haha fucking classic. Ironically acting like a child. Funny stuff

yeah loads

what kind of jammies are you wearing?

scooter

*Family Guy intro ends*
>*Scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV*
>*Ding dong*
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?
>*Peter opens the door*
>Sans: hey Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, San’s Undertale!
>Brian: Holy shit, Sans? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>*scene where Sans is fighting Islamic terrorists while Megalovania plays*
>Sans: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure had a BONE to pick with me!
>*everyone but Meg laughs*
>Chris: it’s great to have you back, Sans!
>Meg: whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>*Sans uses his psychic powers to throw Meg into the roof*
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>*Stewie turns towards the audience*
>Stewie: personally I prefer Minecraft, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit

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nigger

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just to let you know I didn't read any of that post

Hate the government for forcing me to buy shit that I don't need or want
#dictatordan
#victoria-thepolicestate

So when are we going to start posting pokemon porn?

Long story short: societies like people can be put into states of shock by significantly disrupting their patterns of life and organisation, which makes them easier to rob. See also: fall of the Soviet Union.

Don’t give a shit just want money

will give you a fiver to clean my bathroom

sounds like nonsense

do black people in the uk scream offensive rap lyrics while they wander around in public?

you have the makings of a drug dealer
gchq alerted

youtube.com/watch?v=tD37LuxHnMs

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NSAIDs ain’t doing shit for this toothache I have
Wish we could get OTC codeine like the brits, aussies and leafs can

pooing a poo

that chinky game is doing rounds on /vg/, three threads up each with 1k+ posts

Can't yanks just go to a doctor and get a big bottle of oxy and some fentanyl patches?

remember a few years ago when they'd just give you heroin pills for a tooth ache. shit was cash stupid hillbillies ruined it for all of us.

r8

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fucking hell hes got a peng ting

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8817257/Gogglebox-UK-Tom-Malone-hits-racist-trolls-sharing-snap-girlfriend-Bryony.html
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8817257/Gogglebox-UK-Tom-Malone-hits-racist-trolls-sharing-snap-girlfriend-Bryony.html

youtube.com/watch?v=fPdM-2yk-80
LADS

can someone post the unedited Emmett picture?

remember to dilate the oul neo-vag later lad

>overhead press 80lbs

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whats up with those timestamps?

bedroom light status: on

here you are

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thanks mate almost forgot
*vacuums an egg up my festering wound*

Nah that was like 2008. Now, terminal cancer patients in hospice have to fight tooth and nail just to get some hydrocodone during their last week. The pendulum swung the other way after the pill mills got shut down.

Mental how people are like "women are too emotional and hormonal to be president they'd start wars" when literally every war in the history of mankind has been started by men

very relatable song this one

how can you bench so much but deadlift and squat so little?

Faggot nigger

sometimes i feel like americans are ignored in /brit/

yeah but at least men fight over worthwhile shit like land or power. women would start wars over shoes or something equally inane

please i need it for something serious

pussy hole

Also,
>not even a 1pl8 squat
Jesus Christ user sort it out

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*bombs some argentines on an island*

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not arsed its scary

Very emotionally driven post, also racism outside of Zig Forums!
No arguments to be found in this post

i just have the edits saved honestly they make me chuckle

theyre so clearly fake

turn the norf filter off la

A nigger jumped off a building onto a large spike, getting penetrated through the neck.
The spike walked into a police station. It said "I spent too much time with a nigger."

What? It's just statistics, also men are the huge majority of rapists and murderers

All men should be behind bars

>society would be much better off run by wom-

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Hahahahaha classic

Source: an analysis of the reality TV show "survivor" by one "Dr_Caveman"

shoving lego lightsabers up my penis hole

The Falklands is one of the few wars of the last millennia where thee British were objectively in the right

Fake news
Real Jews

I've just created a new sandwich:
>Chorizo
>Cream cheese
>Camembert
>Nachos
Incredible.

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The real winner of tonight's debate is democracy

Niggers gotta die 2bh

Fuck off

post dinner cigarettes are the best cigarettes

seethe on chang

freak
sandwiches should contain 1 meat product, butter, and nothing else

Britain has literally always been in the right. Nuke Buenos Aires.

Nigh time to clock off wfh toil for a cheeky afternoon snooze while the berg isn't keeping an eye on me

This reeks of 2015 feminism culture war drivel

you spelled inedible wrong

what does this have to do with British culture?