World conquerors

world conquerors

Attached: 1602107137984.webm (404x720, 1.18M)

Thats right wogboy.

you need to be a portly man full of good alcohol to brave the high sees

Never seen anyone this red.

why is he so red

Holy hell that is one RED gammon

Hypertension, he'll be dead of a heart attack by the time he's 50

He took the redpill.

Jewish puppets you mean

He looks like he's about to explode

In defense of this they mostly took over brown spear chuckers. They weren't chad enough to conquer other europeans like the rest of the empires

Why are they called "white" people when they're actually more red than anything?

france is rightful anglo clay unironically

looks kinda like my uncle lol

A functioning alcoholic is still an alcoholic. At least he's happy I guess.

That's what i've been saying, most white people should be renamed pink

high blood pressure is visible through pale skin

Based jolly Englishman.

What makes the red man red?

His blissful joy and quintessential Englishness. Also heart problems.

>natty light
Pretty sure most psople would kill themselves if that's what they were offered. People only drink that because its dirt cheap. No one prefers it.

We didn't call them lobster backs during the revolution because of their uniforms.

Functioning is the important part. Western society has non-functioning sober people because they're too good for the jobs they're qualified for.

VGH... THE ARGENTINE-BRITISH FRIENDSHIP.. ALL GONE FOR A FEW ISLANDS... WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN....
FORGIVE US BRITANNIA
LONG LIVE THE QVEEN

Attached: 1600742868669.webm (640x360, 641.58K)

'Ate soda
Luv alcohol
Simple as

He's fucking ugly, but you gotta admire that self-esteem.

hot head

What would happen if I offered him a rum and coke?

he would use his st george's cross bandana to filter out the coke

unit

In traditional Arabic wypipo of this shade are referred to as red, but this usage is more or less archaic now
t. Knower