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Just dreamt about fucking the gfs mum again... This is going to torment me forever...

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I doubt it.

Should have knocked mine up while I had the chance

Because of his cunt wife pushing them on him?
There was no escape. Sleep deprivation. Debt. A sinking ship of a family in a shitty McMansion. A femoid who could destroy his life at any moment if she wanted to.
But he saw an escape route. There was one option. He took it. He knew what needed to be done.

might go out and about dressed as an old lady with a bomb in my purse

He could have just walked away

yeah a friend of mine really threw herself at me back in 2015 and I should have went for it but didn't because she was a slapper. She is happily married with a couple of kids now and I'm still alone

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flying high on caffeine right now

Read that wrong at first and thought you said "Had the chance to have sex with a 4 year old"

was about to nonce you

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How old are ya

no he couldn't you idiot he was addicted to caffeine

Womp Womp

dodged a bullet bro
marriage is a scam

right now you'd be in unbearable debt, have 2-3 kids and never get sex

Trying to get my budget up to 50% savings, but can't quite push that last 5%

got a poo a'brewin

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don't piss me off, I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough caffeine

I want to be a deadbeat dad. I'll see my kids once a month and take them to mcdonalds and take them rock climbing while their mother has to put up with them the rest of the time. They'll adore me while the mother hates my guts

>in unbearable debt
he said get married, not go to uni

>happily married
lol

got a brew a'pooin

>addicted to caffeine
so is fucking every cunt mate
everyone under the age of 30 goes through multiple cups of coffee/cans of energy drinks everyday but we don't kill our family's
it's just caffeine you fucking faggot

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On paper I was right to not marry her but in practice I've realy fucked up the last 4 years

>i miss my kids and my uh, wife like, really really badly yknow? like i kinda just want to see them again....i want to wake and have my kids barrel rush me into the oil at the worksite i work at...heheheh....i want to smother my kids and wife in a blanket of love...i want to get them out of school early so we can go camping in the bed truck out near my worksite....heh....i miss em. i just want them back, like. i kinda just, like, want to see my family again yknow like, i miss em and yeah....my family is everything to me...ill take that to the grave...heheheh *looks directly at the camera while looking to his left every so often* please come home wife and two children....heheheahaha

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could've sworn I clicked Zig Forumsbrit

No idea what people are talking about with this murder is it just a random man

ever held you poo in the let a paki shag you up the are?
me neither

want to shag alanah but can't get down the stairs lads what do i do

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Zig Forums crossposters
report & ignore

'kin 'ell

they just sit about drinking warm lager all day every day?

HATE new zealand

Netflix bro do you even consoooom

On the bus lads going to work. Just want you all to know I hate every single one of you so fucking much and if I die today let it be known it wasn't worth the hassle.

>ever held you poo in the let a paki shag you up the are?

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fell asleep with all my clothes on and the light was still on
hate when that happens

so this watts thing blowing up amongst normoids on Netflix... does it do anything that the youtube video made years ago doesn't?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg861hO-Ag

*clears throught*
i dont drink coffee

Lel

Weird how he couldn't even pretend to give a shit
Weird how he wasn't remotely flustered after killing his wife and children

it's a pretty famous case among autist imageboard users
Zig Forums have a bunch of memes about it as well I believe

Some guy killed his wife and 2 kids then went on tv and pretended they were missing then the bodies later got found and he was caught
some retard ITT is unironically trying to argue "well he was on a lot of caffeine at the time"

cheers x

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Beautiful people. Divine culture.

would kill for a coffee right now

lmao im lying under the sheets
have fun wagie

would kill for a covfefe right now

Rice purity test results lads?

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Had that dream I was trying to shag my mum again. ffs she's not even fit.

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haha yeah weve all been there

what have you all been reading recently?
pic related for me

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>rice purity
alri chang

people still going on about that?

Had a cup of coffee might murder the family later x

*me, a virgin, begins to sweat and quiver in my seat*

At least I get to talk to girls at toil
*Pokes tongue out at you*

dont have a wank dont have a wank dont have a wank. need to hold it in, seeing the gf tonight

>Netflix
haven’t watched it but im gonna say no
and not watch it

it's mind boggling how someone can even let a smile come to their face after doing something like that
psychopaths eh

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brilliant choice

Why has he got a case of the Steve Dillon face?

should see me after beating the gf
smile from ear to ear

here we all are then
the lads

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>Dozens of Greene King pubs ‘to shut for good’ as 10pm curfew decimates industry
>Pubs in England will be next to face closure ‘from Monday’
FUCKING BORIS STOP THIS NOW

>Gondor calls for financial aid!

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>the youtube video made years
>less than 2 years old

>79 of Greene King’s pubs and restaurants will shut

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>Pubs in England will be next to face closure ‘from Monday’
wait you wot? fuckin‘ell was too quick to laugh at the scrotes last night

>chain pubs
dont care

youtube.com/watch?v=xjoVBWsLpxU

doing a watch

me checking on /brit/

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Just 16 more hours left of toils haha
Just 960 minutes haha
Just 59760 seconds hahha

leftypol and rasheed want this

Soy lattes from now on thank you. Decaff please

bit gay

Pubs closed.
Borders open.
Poles out.
Pakis in.

Simple as.

*toils*

unironically wore socks and sandals before it was cool

just 45 more years haha

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/brit/ medical unit

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sick of this fucking virus
let it tear through the country and be done with it

>I can't do it, Samwise. I can't destroy the ring. I already listed it as a long-term depreciable asset on my tax form. I can write off its estimated depreciation for eight years according to the new schedule for 'Tangible business implements - dry goods; nonperishable."

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i have no idea how i ever put up with the standard 5 day work schedule
i miss my week on/week off so fucking much

unironically wore sneaks and jeans before it was cool

that's a long day

Moring rorke, restful night layimgn on the ropes

*Spends the next 3 years sending Gondor financial and material aid while preparing militarily for its own involvement in Gondor and other theatres*

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It was very uncool before it was cool though. Bet you looked like a right mong.

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you've done it lad
you've made a good post

The decline of oral tradition and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

just had two days off haha
so its 5 days for me haha
45 hours haha
2700 minutes
162000 seconds haha

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have a sook you giant puss
t. trendsetter

Seriously though once you get rid of the pubs we're just yanks at that point

10 more hours for me, started at six o'clock

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your mums oral tradition didn’t seem to be on the decline last night haha

guy who did the abo VB shot has a lot of kinographs

paulblackmore.com/reportage

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*me when I see you with a big smelly stinky poo hanging out of your bumhole*

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Crazy how since I speak Scots my language is the closest to the original Teutonic than English.
England must be embarrassed.

Toil on brother
We shall be truly rewarded in the after-toil

LOVE LOVE LOVE gibbons me

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There is literally no recovering from this virus.
The Conservatives were handed a nice majority with which to wield great power in order to fix this country on a right wing path.
But their bungling of this disaster has destroyed the economy, and robbed them of the political capital necessary to stop the Migrant Invasion and Islamic Conquest and Leftist stranglehold on institutions.

I always thought that living in a third world country would be interesting, but I never thought it'd be brought to me.

Prepare for imminent Bantu Bolshevism.

will chain myself to the bar if they try and shut pubs

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Shouldn't have executed thousands of Irish bards, deported entire Villages from Scotland and whipped children for speaking Welsh then.

yeah they're good value

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