A British toothpaste manufacturer had a problem. Every day, 10% of the boxes it shipped to customers had no tube inside. These empty boxes were distributed randomly across large crates sent to each store. Obviously someone on the production line was screwing up.
The CEO tasked his finest engineer with solving this problem. The engineer designed an elaborate machine that would weigh each box to ensure it had a tube full of toothpaste inside. If it didn't, the machine would stop the entire production line and ring an alarm until somebody came over and removed the empty box from the conveyor belt. His fancy machine cost £8 million and cut the number of empty boxes to 0. The CEO was happy and the customers were happy.
One day, an Indian consultant was touring the factory. He inquired about the purpose of the engineer's elaborate contraption. Upon hearing of its origin story, he went directly to the CEO and told him he could have solved the problem for free. The CEO laughed in disbelief.
So the consultant grabbed a table fan from the workers' mess hall, walked over to the conveyor belt, and oriented it sideways so that it blew all the empty boxes off the belt.
one time I shoulder checked a smelly streetshitter manlet into a wall and he looked like he was about to cry lmao
Lincoln Ross
Kek you're the "HUWITE ROCK STUREETSHIITA SHOCKED " guy aren't you? Based unhinged schizophrenic
Jack Nelson
Is there a source of these 'Indians rock' stories? I like them
Matthew Nelson
stop sniffing cowshit, dumbass shitskin you're imagining things
Isaiah Campbell
>You're imagining things Keep going bro, I really don't mind. I actually find it fucking hilarious. There's no need to deny it kek.
Samuel Nelson
funny how Indians have a complex towards Brits and they fail to notice that British people don't matter that much in the world anymore, they're just a small island and no one in the world considers the British or the UK the pinnacle of intellect, science, development, modernity or whatever, they're actually lagging behind most of western Europe or their own colonies (with a white majority)
Brandon Anderson
Kek
Ian Lee
streetshitters are like blacks all they get taught in schools is how evil anglo colonized them and used them as slaves on the plantations, so the brown person inferiority complex kicks in and they seethe until the end of time
Adam Davis
Indians are really smart WTF
Matthew Rogers
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Benjamin Wilson
Air jet sorting is a pretty big standard solution to sorting. Many production lines will use a computer vision system connected to air jets, which will blast unacceptable product (i.e. snack food) off into a trash chute.
Blake Taylor
so what you're saying is that some company send a patented assembly line into india, and some lowIQ streetshitting slave looked at it then came up with this "joke"? hmm I dunno dude, streetshitters are really smart guys
Camden Myers
based
Luke Jones
holy shit holy shit
Asher Phillips
britisher: jesus real. hindu fake!
indian: *ahem* Indra vowed to rid the world of all dragon serpents on Earth when he took the thunderbolt. Jesus vowed to rid the world of sin when he was put on the cross. What exists today? Sin or giant dragon serpents blocking the entry of major rivers?
we dont deserve the contemporary superpower that is india
Ethan Morgan
big ceo calls best consultant from round the world ceo: sirs i will give you $1m budget find how many barbers there are in london
britisher: well sir we can do big research project that will cost 600k where we can use modelling of population demography dat mixed with spatial analysis insight to derive a probabalistic model of the likely number of hairdressers with a reasonable confidence interval
ceo: very gud any other ideas before i go with britisher
indian: sir i have one. you give me 1m $, i will pay my cousins bapu, ranju, sanjeet, mahesh, and viru £20 each to go round london and count every barber shop if we need a recount we can give another person £20.
ceo: wow good idea and less chance of error here is contract
britisher SHOCKED indian ROCKED
Isaac Rodriguez
Why didnt they just fix the machine that filled the boxes?
Jose Brown
It's not so much that as they mainly interact with Britain more than any other country outside south asia, due to the huge diaspora and cricket.
Lucas Reyes
British: Can u Swim? Indian: No British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can you fuck white women? British: Yes! Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
