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disgustingly early
shall be contacting the janitorial staff about this

islam is cool

oh well at least I'm not a gatekeeping runt

Eh their ecenomy was based on pillaging, piratery and slavery before we conquered the area. I think they've been pretty crazy since Islam took over.

>open safari on my gfs phone
>she had a tab with a google search 'tanned muscular man eating pussy'
why can't women into porn?

>the polar opposite of the guy from the "yes" meme

[ ] not posting on a japanese anime imageboard

if you have to make a point of calling yourself an adult then you aren't one

civil war fucked them up more

explain why

i'm an adult because I am above the age of 18
sorry

imagine having a peng younger sister

iirc the French high command received reports from aircraft saying they had seen massive concentrations of German infantry & tanks crossing through the Ardennes and the French high command dismissed it out of hand because they thought it was impossible to get armies that size through there, if they had plugged the hole it could have made the war pan out a lot differently

1. been a loner for 20 years
2. had my dog for 8 years
3. won numerous fights on the channels

only childish runts get into fights as adults

while you were flirting with girls, I was mastering the art of the shitpost

based

>gatekeeping

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done that multiple times

>having a fight as an adult

lol that's pathetic though

how soon after leaving school did you lose contact with all your friends? about 4 years for me

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pussy
based
i'm posting on a site about british culture, what is anime?
>gatekeeping

a few weeks

moved schools when i was like 15 and never really recovered.

just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!

he must have felt like a rockstar here

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t. anaemic dyel

>[ ] Had at least one long-term relationship
Ah, sorry all those Monks who spent years being ascetic. According to one sex addicted freak you are children.

you're also a retard so not an adult

It's pretty much unavoidable if you have a somewhat normal life, go out drinking etc.

fighting is a poor man's cope

if you're insecure sure

after i went to highschool 3 of my best friends went abroad then after highschool i only talk to one.

No such thing as a rockstar back then m8

dogshit mass replying retard

the biggest amount of luck in the 20th century, never mind lottery winners

maybe on your runty council estate with your runt chav mates

still best mates with all my friends from secondary school, some of them even from primary aha
25 now and don’t see that changing anytime soon

lol that you think being shit at handling drink is a sign of maturity

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why do the pretty ones who I actually get along well with always ghost me

elvis and chuck berry were around in black and white times I've seen videos

no it's not wtf

normal people don't get into fights you dick

adults can be retarded
virgin
no, I've never started one but I've had to defend myself from lads/men who have tried to sucker punch me, stuff like that

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if you start fights youre an emotionally stunted manchild
if you get started on you clearly look weak and vulnerable (which a man shouldnt)

either way fights are for childish cunts.

yeah that was over a decade later tho

because they have a wide range of higher status men to pick from, you just aren't up to snuff

Sheltered anime watching limp-wristed middle-class benders
Simple as

i've never been started on despite going out all the time
you must look like an easy target kek

I've never been in a fight
have caused fights to happen though
devilish like that

how about we meet up and fight about it then you fucking cunt.

There now by your logic we're both childish cunts. Fucking retard.

if you deal with 'adults' daily you realise most of them are a fucking mess barely holding it together and indulging in childish behaviour like racking up credit card debt and having the diet of a 13 year old gamer.

don't know what gyppo bars you are going to where being sucker punched is a regular occurence
perhaps you are just the type of person that people want to punch?

went out 3 nights a week as a student for 3 years and still go out nearly every weekend now and never once got into a fight lmao
mate got into one when we were out one night but that was quickly broken up

>fights are for children
is the ultimate cope
you've just never been in a dangerous situation because you never leave the house or your comfort zone

And nobody cries
When everyone dies
And no one's alive

this

yeah the fat slag at my toil is like this
always buying shit she doesn't need and eating terribly
drinks those monster energy drinks too despite being in her late 20s lol

wonder how many people out there watching Judge Rinder think its real

im a traveler and even i find club fights cringe

Not much I can do about improving status, might off myself instead.

it's not so much the idea that occasionally fights will happen or someone will be violent towards you, it's the ridiculous notion that being in fights is somehow a sign of maturity or the path to adulthood that people are taking issue with

Nah it's always because I started chatting up some bird they either came out with, or are buying drinks for like a mug

an obvious misapplication of my logic. think on.

Same, when I was invited out I should've accepted

One time one sat in front of me on a bus but I was too deep into my newspaper. Realised late was gonna catch up to him but he sped walked away

Other time met an acquaintance at college who asked me to stay back a bit. I was in an independent strut so said "nah"

Another time invited out after meeting some randomly at an event, good laughs all round that day. Couldn't be arsed at the time, we can do it later... Never happened

don't start fights because i'm not insecure
don't get started on because i'm not weak looking

I don't like how judgemental he is

my only 'friends' are ones I went to primary/secondary school with. 28 now and all of the friendships are starting to fizzle out. People settle down with gfs and you spend less and less time doing stuff. Every time you talk becomes a series of 'remember whens' because you have made no lasting memories with them in years.

yeah but that's the bait you mong, and the entire thread fell for it

some people just need heeming
would make them a better person 100%

violence is the best way to resolve conflict. that phrase "violence doesnt solve anything" is complete nonsense and always was. If you do something really stupid you do it because you want to do it, so theres no talking you out of doing it so its best to inflict physical harm on you to warn you not to do it

nah you're just dumb. Jog on.

is the whole "get into a fight with a lad you hated initially but you become friends afterwards" a meme or nah

???

>Virgin
"Yes"

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my parents keep ordering things online constantly

get at least 3 items delivered every single day

mad cunts

i've been to iraq and walked around at night in central american cities. never been in a fight since i was 14

don’t see that happening with my lot honestly
still all meet up every weekend and go on holiday every year

ironic

I don't see how I could further elaborate on my post

Thanks for the (You)s lads, that one was too easy