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any bethnal green mandem

wasn't even coke lol he showed the plate to the camera and it was full of powder, either hes a millionaire or its flour

im sure they'll find some more fuck yous along the way.

no deal brexit will be a barrel of laughs i'm sure.

the stream just got taken down didn't it?
also could be speed, it's way cheaper than coke

If that's actually coke then he's spent well over £300 based on the amount on the plate fuck knows how he can afford that

>>kills nights out and meeting mates at the pub

why is it then on /brit/ I get abuse for not going to the pub on the weekend and everyone here goes to the pub? when the pandemic killed it??

don't understand

REMEMBER
Lockdown ends, from tomorrow

suck mommys finger

mate that pile is well over £300 thats fucking ridiculous

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you get abuse because you're a self absorbed wanker and you deserve nothing less

It really, really isn't. I've lived in both Germany and France and they're in a much better state re: the property situation. I genuinely don't think most Brits realise how bad it is because they've never lived abroad. We're not a country, we're a business - Great Britain Inc. A herd of rental cattle lining the pockets of the owners.

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more like £3000 lol

True, he used to say he liked speed a lot more than coke.

He won on his bets today plus spent loads at Cerne Abbas as well. Dipping into the Claire engagement ring fund probably.

you're still seething I mugged you off and your shitty android phone knowledge

simmer

You can suck my piss dribbles off the toilet rim you fucking disgraceful varmint.

ive only lived in switzerland where flat prices are more expensive than london. what are they like in germany and france?

looks more like 2 grands worth, basically a mound of it

soon we'll have hot-bedding rather than just simple flatsharing, we will share rooms and beds.

bike-rents. car-shares. clothes-shares? is there anything that cannot be subdivided and rented out?

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>cunted off his rocker talking to a ghost for 20 mins
>railing lines of some unknown substance
>gets shut down
why is there always some cunt who ruins everything, we could have had some seaside kino tonight

£800pcm in London gets you this literal cuck corner lol zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/56614437?search_identifier=c6fcc26f8f3946e9e5eea3256d56179e

imagine slaving away living in a tiny box during a pandemic to pay the mortgage of a millionaire who owns 15 other flats like this and does no work or labour at all

>bro it's worth it for your privacy! it has views of the thames bro girls get so wet when i bring them back here!

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Mark doesn't buy drugs anymore. It's either sugar or flour...vile that he's snorting it desu

you are a pathetic sack of shit. the only person you mug off is yourself

mark is a cocaína king pin, that's why he has so much of it

Keep an eye out on his many other channels, might come back. Usually does.

*switches my VPN...again*
Talk about attention seeking behavior.

the Brazilian is cringe lada

imagine 190 mugging you off mate! embarrassing

this isn’t right
heckin enby girl is supposed to be holding rorke
delete

i am james bond

the south west wizzking
the sherborne sherberteer

Me

trip on you worthless waste of space

tory vision of life for most people is for them to be cashcows for various tarqs:

wake up in a slum tier flatshare £1200 a month
hand over a private bus company a £7 to stand on a crowded bus
then hand over another £4000 a year to a train company that doesnt even bother getting its trains to run on schedul.
eventually some how get to the office (possibly paid for an rber £40 quid)
spend 10 hours at the office (only get paid £32k even though 10 years ago in real terms youd have been on 50k), with a brief respite to buy some pret lunch £9
on the way home (same commute story) maybe eat out to help out (£15) before you settle down for some rule britania looped on a non-bbc tv subscription Sky/Virgin package or maybe crack open the paywalled telegraph to hear what a good job the tories are doing

all paid for on a high interest credit card

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>Being virgins and guessing how much "coke" was on his plate

Dire days on the /brit/ general. Dire days.

based
if everyone did this they'd be forced to cancel it to retain legitimacy
>uhhhhh yeah the science has changed, circuit breaker's over early guys

dubs I be productive, singles I have a few drinks and a wank

Let's stop talking about depressing stuff like lockdown or Coronavirus and just discuss which Peep Show girls you'd shag instead. I'd go for Nancy, April, Zara, or Cally.

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looks cosy

Unironically not bad for the money by London standards...alternative is house-sharing

this reminded me of the time someone posted a webm of him fucking a sofa

>brainlets on the left: BLACK LIVES MATTER ACAB THEY'RE ALL RACIST
>brainlets on the right: BLUE LIVES MATTER THIN BLUE LINE ALL BLACKS ARE CRIMINALS
>me, an intellectual: "all cops are bastards but they aren't racist, they just interact with blacks more because all blacks are criminals"

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I don't like you. And its personal.
I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

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best just to ignore it all
ignorance is bliss

this spanish proxy mong still coping 2 threads later cos he got called out for being a pathetic stay at home slug

could buy a sheet and a half of acid with 300 quid
no idea why you would spend it on a half a weeks worth of coke

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they so me rollin'

they hatin'

That's genuinely not that bad, relatively speaking. Prices must have come down. When I looked for a place, those sorts of studios were going for £1,000-£1,200.

Most people here I know spend £800 per month for a double room in a house with 3-4 other people, in middle-class areas like Clapham or Shoreditch. I was a cheapskate so I found one for £500 in a slightly shitter area (safe, fortunately, just shit) and all my friends tell me how lucky I am to pay so little.

ah yes

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let's go boys

wtf Mark said he wasn't drinking today

This is the solution, I'm not kidding

so sorry it's over

alri lad, 2003 called, they want their virgin back haha

*climbs up the ladder to my bunkbed on the first night of living in my £800pcm rental*

*reaches down with my leg to switch off the oven i cooked my tesco lasagna ready meal in half an hour ago*

*gazes out the window at the small patch of the thames i can see over the minaret of the local mosque*

>ahhhhh, i can't wait to see all the clunge this places brings me! this is much better than living with my family!

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>GOT THE COUNCIL BLOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
>TOIL SLAVES ALWAYS LOOOOOOZE
>GOT THE COUNCIL TAX BLOOOOOOOOOOOZ

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haven’t done an ounce of work today lads, literally laying in bed right now just listening to music and contemplating a coffee

Please and thank you. Would take: April, Cally, Big Suze, or (of course) Soph's mum

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Mark said he's never drinking again and he's off to AA meetings last week

>wow post-wotlk
Cringing me nut off

>standing in line so you can pay rent to a video game
Runt of runts

let us see shall we

my guy
i've never paid over 600 in london
most recent place was 500.

ooooh no no no noooooooooo no no NOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

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Piece of fucking shit cunt.
You know I'm trying to good things here.
I don't need your bullshit.

Didn't know WoW was still going haha

reckon hes gonna be dead by the end of next year

How the fuck did you manage to live in Switzerland and why the fuck did you come back

doing a wanktoil perhaps a weedtoil in half an hour
after that of course is the naptoil

toni

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What's the price of a studio/one-bed apartment in Barcelona or Madrid?

>I can learn an instrument, learn a language, I can study Nietzche or Aristotlem I can learn to paint
I agree with this argument on principle but from experience all of the NEETs I have known (online and in person) do not do these things, even if they talk about wanting to do so. They don't have the drive, which is why they became NEETs in the first place.

screaming I got the monk
just my luck

Mark won't get his account back now. this happened to another yank youtuber. he helped some homeless guy light a crack pipe and they closed his channel. even if it's not real drugs it's still promoting drug use which is a violation of their terms

For me it's big suze or suicide
*Or Elena

I know mate, I've tried posting about it before.
Of course the fucktards here would never reduce themselves to posting anything sincere, though.

Decided I'm done with Corona. Going on holiday tomorrow.

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rolling for Nancy

I was living in west ham middle of an industrial area for 700 in a nice 2 bed flat.. not worth it desu

can get a terraced house in belfast for 550 a month lol

ngl a studio in w2 for £800 which you could prob haggle isn't that bad.

why smoke if you’re going to nap

We need a designated retard play pen for retards like you that's all done up with bubble wrap and padding so you won't hurt yourself of fuck shit up for everyone else.

didnt ask

settle down you slabhead cunt

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bet they'd let hunter biden keep his if he lit up on youtube

didnt ask

Guess I'll settle for that

classic looks god lad, excited for naxx x

You love to see it

Yeah usually it does lead to that, that said Mark's pissed on camera before (actually showed his dick close up pissing) and nothing happened.

agree as well. there's something about toiling that makes you productive

neet me: Zig Forums all day berating others for not lifting and reading
wfh me: do a bit of reading but not much.
work from office me: literally live the renaissance man life outside of office hours.

pretty expensive but not as much as london. also, you're living somewhere that is actually nice rather than... london lol

What does this have to do with British culture?

ahaha

Seaside Mark and Tim should have some sort of crossover

probably because no one reported him. he's been reported now though

quite upset we are missing out on potential mark-kino right now

shame he's not prime minister of australia so he's talking absolute bollocks - especially since aussies won't let in people from this corona leper colony.

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as an Englishman everything I say is British culture
keep up bucko

not what I was hoping for

lmao who would willingly live here when they could live in Australia

he'll be absolutely fuming, doing his nut that they have blocked his stream and uploads while they investigate

OH NOOOOOOOO COVID 19 ME MENTALLLLL HELFFFFFFFFFF

sick of these middle class retards. wouldnt last a single day on an estate

australians

Absolutely creasing, reported his stream for T&C violations when he was pretending to snort lines and they actually banned him within 3 minutes

Genuinely did it out of curiosity more than anything, howling ngl

He's working on the trade deal with ausland though

West Ham is a bit of a dump isn't it? Had a mate who lived in Canning Town and it seemed dodgy as fuck when I visited

I went from £500 in central London (as a 'property guardian' rather than normal tenant) to £400 for a box room in a flatshare in Tooting to £500 for a double room in a flatshare in Tooting. Thought living standards would be quite shit either way so I may as well save more of my paycheque each month

W2 is a decent neighbourhood, and easy access into central London for all the stuff that johnny foreigners love. You definitely could have picked a better example for shit London rent desu

why don't tech companies ask for cover letters
I'm very good at writing cover letters and I feel at a disadvantage

as an urban yute, i'm often astounded by how out of touch i am to the daily realities of the vast swathes of this country that live in smaller towns and the countryside

but then i dont actually care that much about it though so swinggs and round abouts isn't it.

STAND UP
Stop complying with lockdown. Work from home if you want to, wear a mask if you want to. But do NOT put your life on hold. Live it to the fullest, go out, have fun, enjoy a holiday.
FUCK LOCKDOWN
Sick of it