DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #2433

DJT is the best Japanese language learning vtuber shitposting thread on Zig Forums for むっつりスケベ共 that are interested in everything Japanese (no politics )
Japanese speakers learning English are also welcome

The only way to learn 日本語:
1.無理があんのよ
2.Don't waste time/money on ゴミ like:
-All textbooks like Genki, RTK etc.
-All mnemonics like KLCC, Kanji Damage etc.
-All online courses like Wanikani, Duolingo etc.
-All language schools, classrooms etc.
-JLPT, Kanji Kentei tests etc.
-Shitty english youtube channels, you're here to learn Japanese (日本語の森 is good)
-Awful anki decks(only 2k/6k from the OP and a simple yomichan mining deck are good)
-Spending 20 hours on Anki daily (you shouldn't spend more than 1-2 hours as a beginner and 30 minutes max after a few months, spamming easy is fine)
-Pitch accent(doesn't exist, you can say words however you want youtube.com/watch?v=Jb7DRvot9Uc )
-Learning how to write on paper (if you really want to waste time on this do it later once you know the basics)
Avoiding these beginner traps will cut down your learning time considerably to less than 5 years if you learn every day and never give up
3.youtube.com/watch?v=x4JkJpPWIrQ
4.Sleep
5.Spend a few days getting familiar with hiragana and katakana
6.A few months of Anki 6k vocabulary and your favorite grammar guide while reading something easy on the side
7.A few years of reading, listening, watching vtubers, shitposting in /djt/ and having your posts corrected by Jap flags, googling stuff you don't know and you're done!
8.Move to Japan (optional)
9.Realize there's always more to learn and the ride never ends
絶対英語を学べる方法:
youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

教材:
google.co.jp/
itazuraneko.neocities.org/
djtguide.neocities.org/
図書館:
itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/librarymain.html

古スレ: desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/Daily Japanese Thread/

先スレ

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湧き潰ししようぜ

zzzzzz

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I've been thinking of taking a trip this December to Tokyo and I got a question of vital importance: Should I call myself "watashi" or "ore" while talking to hoes at bars? What should I address them by? Is "omae" fine or should I use "kimi"? Not planning on talking to any fancy hoes so I think leaving politeness out would be fine, right?

If you don't know which pronouns to use how are you going to speak to somebody

you wont go anywhere this december mate

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zzzzzzzz

With confidence, using phrases I've learned from my Jap cartoons, like "Konya ore no toko ni tomattekuren ka?"

youtube.com/watch?v=dgha9S39Y6M

>>How many burgers can your dog eat?
>お前の犬はどれだけバーガーを食うほどかな
お前の犬はどれくらいバーガーを食うのかな*

>>Oddly enough, I have always wanted to slip on a banana peel.
>変なことにバナナの皮で滑って転ぶのをずっとほしかった
変な話だがバナナの皮で滑って転びたいとずっと思っていた*
or
奇妙な話だがバナナの皮で滑って転びたいとずっと思っていた*

>>I read digitally sometimes, but the smell of good book is without compare.
>読むならたいてい電子書籍を読むけど、紙の本の香りは桁違いと思う
桁違い*だ*と思う

>>My childhood friend recently won a prestigious athletic award.
>俺の幼なじみは最名誉あるアスレチック賞を受賞した
最*も*名誉ある

Japanese sentences I didn't correct have no grammatical mistakes.

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Thanks
How to tell apart the meaning of 思う here?
Does it just always mean "want" after the ~たい sub clause?

Could anybody please answer :)
(not asking about the 新婚三択)

omae is rude
maybe anata or her name+san
I think you cant come here in december though

youtu.be/H3rxJpLtdc8?t=7286

「貧乏神が! 」 maybe

Ah that's were this panel is from. Sorry I meant the random guy who appears/whoever the 神 is imitating

Sorry, I have no idea.

Probably this fella.

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Sorry for the late reply.
I was away from my computer for breakfast.

>Does it just always mean "want" after the ~たい sub clause?
Yes, it does.

On a side note, the reason I fixed the original sentence to 転びたいと思っていた instead of simply 転びたかった is that 転びたかった sounds to me like "I wanted to slip" for some reason.

I see
Then vのをほしい is ungrammatical or just that nobody says it in favour of vたいと思う?

Anyone here know what the people of 2chan are like? Is it just as forsaken as this place?

Give me an entertaining Japanese YouTube video, that is not Hololive.
Preferrably some vlog

youtube.com/watch?v=vQPyLGh7U1E

youtu.be/oaroVPZg2Wo

>日本
>vlog

korean
korean
japanese
pewdiepie
chinese
korean

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>Then vのをほしい is ungrammatical or just that nobody says it in favour of vたいと思う?
The former.
If you want to say it naturally, it have to be the te-form + ほしい like 寝てほしい although the te-from + ほしい ends up meaning "I want someone to do".

>残り物
>遠慮の塊
LOL

よくわかった
どうも

grazie