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Suck my balls edition

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First for Suck my balls (2)

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FART

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Such gravitas...

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based Jan Matejko poster

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Secondary que

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Cute but racist

Nietzsche just knew that some people were never going to make it, and others would make sure their people weren't going to make it.

Nietszche was a crazy old fella who had syphillis

Nietzsche was trans-Polish

r8

Wyoming
Montana
Idaho
Alberta
Saskatchewan
Colorado

I don't know anything about Nietzsche

I sag my pants but not nigger meme tier, only comfy tier
You have to sag or people will treat you as if you're dressed like napoleon dynamite. Sometimes I imagine how somebody like finn or albert would fit in here

germany is a great nation only because its people have so much polish blood in their veins [...] i am proud of my polish descent
- nietzsche

He does look quite Polish. Low cheekbones, round face, caveman brow ridge, broad nose. Could easily be your plumber or taxi driver.

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He's probably the only philosopher who's appreciation follows the Idiot-Soy-Chad bell curve. Edgy teens like him because he says edgy things, pseuds dislike him because he said edgy things, and wise boys know he's the most influential father of existentialism and that he is unmatched to this day as far as how much he directed the trends of Western philosophy.

If he was Polish at all, he was of mostly-German stock. Only northernmost Poles have that German head shape. Most Poles have a chinky-shaped head with high cheekbones and wide jaws.

i only got interested in nietzsche because i had enough of stoic charlatans so i picked up beyond good and evil
he's probably one of the most famous philosophers that i've read the least of though

>chinky-shaped head
yes

>high cheekbones
No, Poles have low cheekbones. See pic related for an example. (He's Poland's president)

>wide jaws
yes

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meant for

>Wyoming
Don't know enough about it to r8 accurately
>Montana
8/10, only problems are that out-of-staters are drawn to it for muh rugged wilderness and rich ranchers can be snobby
>Idaho
7/10 because it's basically another Montana but sometimes with Oregonians living in it
>Alberta
Generally 9/10 but currently 7/10, tons of stuff to experience and fairly varied subcultures depending what type of person you get along with but everything is too expensive and there are too many people. Also the jobs all evaporated
>Saskatchewan
9/10 if you get along with farmers. Tons of neat stuff to see, tons of good jobs, everything costs a reasonable amount of money.
>Colorado
7/10, the physical geography is GOAT but seems like there are lots of annoying people there

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do california and arizona
hows your day finn

Everyone in my mom's family, myself included, have high cheekbones. Thinking back on it, I guess you may have a point: I've seen plenty of low-cheekboned Poles as well.

Could be kraut blood. But it could also just be different phenotypes of the same ethnic group, every country has them.

>california
2/10, good nature and some of the rural culture there is cool but otherwise everything is terrible
>arizona
5/10, desert rats are based but too close to California

Played cod warzone, finished my coding exercises, thought about jumping in front of a train, nothing much
You?

>louisiana
10/10, as an impartial mover this place has everything i need and could ever want

THE MVSTER RVCE

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>thought about jumping in front of a train
Are you okay

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I think my state has a cool zoo-factor to it
kinda like nyc, where you could just sit in time square and see what weird shit happens
why did you consider the train
i just got home from work

>thought about jumping in front of a train

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It's just that time of year

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Poland is also a country that has different founder's effects going on in different regions, like Italy. Baltic coast Poles look Scandinavian, southern Poles look generically European, and people randomly come out especially chinky due to random inheritance.

polish people spend nine months pregnant only to name their kid wojciech

Weird stuff is cool but too much of it is depressing when you think about it
>oh haha look that guy did something silly
>oh yeah that's because he's a homeless schizophrenic who's addicted to dr00gs

You got SAD?

so whats the chance of you actually doing it
for fuck sake at least come here and tell us first
yeah, everybody here is broken

Mood swings, apathy