Own most of the world

>own most of the world
>subjugate the native population so we can have tea and also spices we don't use
>only give back the countries because WWII means can't afford to keep them
>despite this the whole world loves us because we have funny voices, a big clock and a old woman with a crown
feels nice to be British

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>whole world loves us because we have funny voices, a big clock and a old woman with a crown...
...but then you posted a frog, dumb frogposter

Yeah our history is much more "cleaner" than yours. You have too much blood in your hands.
But still the world thinks we are the bad guys.

The only reason why you're respected is because of your contributions to science, starting the Industrial Revolution and because of America and it is well deserved. Nobody would like you otherwise. You're just mini America nowadays.

>being filled by Paki grooming gangs
POLES OUT
PAKIS IN

shut up nazi, you are evil

Based, just another reason anglos are the good guys of history.

Literally American media turned us into charming gents and cheeky cockney lads instead of evil imperialists in the eyes of most of the world. Honestly love Yanks.

>whole world loves us

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American media influence is the downfall of this country
Our culture is being eroded day by day and being replaced with american garbage shite
I wish French was the language of the USA so this would be their problem.

>despite this the whole world loves us

as usual peek brit delusion

who the fuck still hates britain, or any country for that matter, about stuff that happened centuries ago?

Anglos mostly only killed brown people and Dutch tho

Even post-empire, there have been some questionable decisions made impacting other countries

When I was a kid I used to hate Britain with a burning passion because of the way we were taught how they were the bad guys in the revolutionary war. I used to argue with every British I found on Halo 3 about how Americans had invented everything and Britain did nothing for the world.

When I grew up I realized I was actually mostly English genetically. But my French and Irish ancestors were smiling down upon me, and that's what really matters at the end of the day.

ehh not really. I feel like most dislike towards them has to do with soccer and "it's coming home" lol
Absolutely based

>But my French and Irish ancestors were smiling down upon me, and that's what really matters at the end of the day.
cringe

but we did use the spices you fuckwit
nutmeg, vanilla, cinnamon, all spice, ginger
stop being retarded

*owned

Don’t worry though. America is your best golem you could have.

The anglo menace shall be destroyed

Shut up and come back.

>despite this the whole world loves us
How delusional bongs can be??

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The african communist disaster will forever remind me that Britain is a slimy backstabbing anglo. Its fucked up that they just let their former colonies be pillaged by actual commie niggers.

In real life mate not Zig Forums weirdos

Based.

Take us back bro

>Caring about what normalfags think
Desde cuándo la vida real importa en Zig Forums??

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Explain? There were like 5 commie african countries and none of them were former british colonies

How do you not know about rhodesia and south africa? Do they not teach people in school about nelson mandela and mugabe being part of a self-proclaimed communist revolution?

Nah I still hate these crooked toothed island goblins

>your ancestors* owned most of the world
>your ancestors* subjugated the native population so we can have tea and also spices we don't use
>your ancestors* only gave back the countries because WWII means can't afford to keep them

Meanwhile you are living in some impoverished suburban of newlancasterhamptonshire upon thyne, probably obese and waiting on benefits in order to make ends meet and your biggest achievment in life was graduating high school and are afraid to go out after 6pm in order not to get shanked by some somali or chav.

This is your brain on british exceptionalism

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Truly incredible projection here, something you could only cultivate from spending years and years on Zig Forums

meanwhile in bulgaria..