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26 and ive never held a girl's hand

we're all in here lads

Think I like this girl I knew who went back to Canada. We still WhatsApp. What do I do?

In bed now lids. Times for sleeps. Gonna try and get up about 2pm.

Nighty night x

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Thinking about female bullying

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could heem anyone ITT with a flick of the pinky finger

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Reading Biden's Manifesto
Surprisingly left wing

Not me. I'm 6'0 and weigh 150kg.

You just try

*heems you with a flick of the pinky finger*

hoping and praying that this is bait

lmfao

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Gonna go fucking stomp out some rich UNI cunts

Always nice to be snuggled up and womfy in bed while hearing the wagies in their wagemobiles heading to wageslavery in the morning.

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marmite pizza. uma delicia

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vile
Always hated big tits.no idea why girls think that tits can never be too big and that the bigger your tits, the more attractive you are. That's just completely FALSE desu.
It seems like alnost all lads really dislike fake tits especially big fake tits. Seems like most lads think that B cups are the ideal boob size. For me? A and B boobs are perfect. Big tits just arent attractive at all and tits like the ones in that I age that are just absurdly large just look fucking daft imo
and perkiness absolutely matters way more than size. Perky A cup tits with nicely proportioned pink nipples will ALWAYS be way more objectively attractive than big massive tits because big tits are NEVERA perky because their weight can't be supported so big tits are always saggy as fuck. I've noticed that big tits are far, far more likely to have poorly propositioned nipples as well, like it's so common to see nipples that are massive and almost have the same diameter as the boob itself. Nothing worse than big massive tits that are saggy as fuck with big stretched out brown nipples. I feel sorry for girls who have those types of boobs. No idea why women think they're more attractive than small A/B cup boobs.
Its interesting and frustrating how men clearly prefer smaller boobs that are perky, but for some reason women think that big boobs are the ideal. Do women seei8wlt think that men prefer big boobs? Do women seriosily think that men like big fake boobs more than small natural boobs? Fake boobs are ALWAYS terrible and it's such a shame that women find their bodies with them even tho men dont like fake tits anyway.

Donkey Kong Country 2 OST - Stickerbush Symphony

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>Do women seriosily think that men like big fake boobs more than small natural boobs?
Why yes.

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I'm about to camp out for 3 or so hours at the pc store just so I can get a 3080. And I have no idea if they'll even have any in stock, just a few people saying they got shipments the past few Fridays.

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fake boobs are definitely better than flat chests

simping for this

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she wipes peoples arses for a living

what if she wiped these

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poo is poo

This has to be the first year where I've gained a noticeable amount of weight. Broke past 200 LBS for the first time in June

in real units deshaun

Yeah but when it comes from an attractive woman’s bum it’s different.

Shut the fuck up nerd

Not bad lid. No hate here, I simp too.

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haven't eaten beans in months but just done a fart that smells exactly like them

91 KG

dire

AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Alri Emma.

straits

not that bad for a man

You're either gay or need your eyes tested lid.

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what is it that causes incest fetishes to occur again? just curious haha

anime is cool

willy bum poo

its taboo so it arouses ppl

me and the gf

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going to play tf2 casual dustbowl later

Scrambled eggs and grilled tomato for brekky.

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i've done poos more grilled than those tomatoes

lmao fuck off, shes obviously a girl (female) with two X chromosomes and everything. You cant fool me. Even if she was a trap, j don't care, shes still attractive. Traps arent gay so long as you only jerk off to their faces, legs and belly, simple as that.

I used to he like that too. Its just because you're so used to seeing yourself in mirrors that you look strange in pictures becsuse you're so used to seeing a mirrored reflection rather than the true reflection you see in photos.
Trust me, I used to be the same, I'd even close my eyes every time I saw a picture of myself.
It's really easy to cure though sk dont worry. Literally all you need to do is take a couple pictures of your face every day and look at them for a little while every day. Eventually you'll get used to seeing your true reflection and when that happens, you won't look "weird" or "different" anymore when you see yourself in pictures. It should only take about a week before you look completely lrthe same in pictures and in mirrors.
Good luck, lad. I bet youre better looking than you think you are which is why you should post on /soc/. I didn't think I was an 8/10, i thought i was a 5 or 6 at best, you get me? Maybe you're an 8 too. Shit, maybe you're a 9/10. Dont think so low it yourself.

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never understood the appeal of girls kissing
cunnilingus sure, but kissing doesn't do anything for me

Joy Division's line-up has to be the most anglo-looking assortment of people I've ever seen.

>grilled has to be black
enjoy your cancer

Off for a poo. Don't get too rowdy while i'm gone haha

@132334473
cringe

What does this even fucking mean?

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not saying she's a trap, just that she's clapped

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed a boy and made the Queen cry

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I'm not mocking them. Some people just have a strong stereotypical English phenotype, and every member of the band is an excellent specimen.

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>strong stereotypical English phenotype
No such thing.

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the dream

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Check out my slav squat, lads. Look at my form, look at my firmly planted heels.
Can any of you skag squat?
You know what its actuskktt ňþ surprisingly comfy once you're able to keep your heels flat on the ground
Give it a try, lads. Seriously you'll never go back. I unironically slav squat all the time now instead of sitting on the ground with my legs crossed or on my knees now. Its really comfy, it's as if your calves become a chair

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we can tell lad

lancastrians are plotting against the crown again

If there was a Male - Female war, who would win?
Reckon the females would because of you pathetic creatures who will leak our tactics to them for the chance to sniff their worn socks and shite like that.

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