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Hope mummy Jacinda loses the election and turns to the porn industry so I can see her pussy at least once (and feel ashamed that I fapped to it afterwards because she has a horse face).
Miss them like you wouldn't believe
god imagine her coming home after a stressful day managing a charity shop and you gave her a nice big hug and a nice snog and she gently exclaims "I love you"
sucking a golf ball
i'll take that as a compliment lad, luv a bit of Hopper me
Thought she was a tesco drone
>mummy jacinda
fucking cringe mate sort yourself out
There are things that have happened to me recently and things I have discovered about myself that are deeply troubling, and I’m very much struggling to keep those thoughts at bay because they are so intrusive. Even when I go to sleep I have frequent dreams about these things and the people in my life who have set this whole thing in motion.
I’m thinking of taking opiates but I’m young and if I go down that road I know it may jeopardise my future entirely, but I feel so apathetic towards my future that it’s difficult to care.
fat whore
Loneliness is worse than smoking five fags a day
how about instead of moaning about how you're depressed you read the bible instead?
for me it was a mental breakdown 5 years ago when all of my lies and bullshit caught up to me and I had to face the music and the fact that I'm basically non-existent and a loser or something
she quit because they wouldnt use her correct pronouns
Delete
grow up
What are her pronouns?
quality marketing strategy. sara is meant for big things
I thought she got sectioned?
fat/fatty
looks ghoulish
simply cannot wait
What if you're smoking alone
that feel is a feel i cant feel
Lads, You now have a Carrier Strike group
Fat goth
Diego what leads you to Christianity rather than any other religion or form of spiritualism? Simply the historical life and teachings of Jesus Christ (pbuh)?
>government existing in 2059
lol
this is very good
fucking hell half three i've wasted the weekend
What kinda rent can you get with that?
Crazy to think some of my favorite bands were dole-funded
my day is done and i've failed to do the one thing id planned to do
It's Friday bruh
He considered Islam but the thought of sex in the afterlife really put him off
the dole is actually less than that but you also get housing benefit of like 300 quid a month or something
STREWTH MATE THERES A BLOODY SPOIDER IN ME EAR