Oi I heard you been chatting shit about Brits

>Oi I heard you been chatting shit about Brits
how do you respond?

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Is this physique attainable natty?

guys clearly australian

I support the British Empire my man, I think back to the British emperor. You know the guy who always stood up for my cunt against ""Russians"".
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Oh yes, that's us. We're the chaps alright. Please send Baltic GFs in gratitude.

Yeh. Most of em are arrogant ne'er-do-wells who think themselves the reincarnation of Rome but are more like the bastard fathers of America. Funny innit?

NB. GFs (boys) are acceptable too.

I pull out my cock and start aggressively jerking off

FUCK BONGS

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>Oi I heard you been chatting shit about Brits

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Ask him why he cares so much about Brits

Is this guy just a weightlifter and acting?

HIGH T.

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I bet he's a power bottom

You can’t enter my home unless I invite you

Just by looking at him, you can tell he says "faken' 'ell"

Yes, I said you are all a bunch of heretics with the most crooked teeth in the world. Also your food is shit.

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In 2011 when I was in Afghanistan, I asked some locals once which country they hated the most. I really thought that they would say us or the Soviets. But surprisingly, they said they really really hates the British. They literally told me that if they heard word that the British would be convoying through their area, they would send out the children to set mines

>Yes indeed, I was talking shit about the Perfidious Albion, the world would be a much better place if France won in Trafalgar

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>who always stood up for my cunt
they sold your ass in yalta you dumbfuck shitstonian

Imagine having to sit next to him for 7 hours in a cramped armored vehicle. That would be impossible

just banter, innit

It's just banter. What they're really mad at us is for leaving after WW2.
In the 1920s when the british government announced they were minting a medal for service on the NorthWest Frontier, thousands of Aghan tribesmen wrote to apply for it based on the fact they'd been fighting us.
We're the only people who were ballsy enough to come out and regularly give them a good scrap.

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>It's just banter
They don’t know what that is

Yo sissy boy, where da welfare office at

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Actually we both did. Wanna cuddle?

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You'd be surprised. The Afghans are actually great at banter.
In 2001-2008, there was actually a chance to make Afghanistan a decent country, but America fucked it up with schizophrenic policies, an incomprehensible boner for that corrupt fuck Karzai and a complete lack of focus on anything. By the time they got wise in like 2010 with Petraeus it was too late.

>6'1

lmao pathetic, this guy is 6'8

>this guy is 6'8
Does it mean he has a license to tell me where da welfare office is or what because i dont understand??

>In 2001-2008, there was actually a chance to make Afghanistan a decent country
No. Maybe make Kabul better. But not the rest of the country. The Afghans are not “afghans” they don’t give a shit

I like poles, me best friends a pole. We're gym bros.

yeaöööhhh markus!

I hear Poles make the best gfs

yeah I was, and I fucked your nan last night queball haha

this pole is man

All the ones I knew were massive whores.

Realistically, in a combat situation he would probably be worse than the average guy. How the fuck this nigga going to take cover when hes the size of a pickup truck

Yes, but only if you're black

not to mention when he’s wounded, it would take his entire platoon to evacuate him

Well me and the lads were 'avin' some proper banter innit

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I know a Pole who’s an Ameriboo. She talks with an American accent, wears dresses like American girls, and other stuff. She’s trying to come to the USA to be an au pair after the virus is over and she said she wants me to take her on a date

I present my boipucci for his unrestrained use

*baaaaaaaaaaarp*

Kek wtf is this

me saying fuck bongs