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squeeze it

fancy my willy up there?

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There does genuinely seem to be a strata in our society where failure isn't an option. I don't mean that in the sense that the stakes are too high and they must succeed or else, I mean that failure isn't actually on the scoresheet. At all.

You fuck up at one place and off you pop with a golden handshake and a job a few months later. Disasters that would see regular folks fired and blacklisted from an industry are shrugged off, cock ups get you promoted out of harms way. Make too much of an arse of it and one day you might even wake up as Health Secretary or PM.

i have recently started replaying battlefield 1 and it is still an aboulsute belter of a game.

you forgot to list yanks on here
or did you group us in with brits because we’re anglos?

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If i do a load of juice squirts up like half a foot in the air sometimes

Sounds kino.

Battlefield 1 was the best battlefield in years

wtf is that a cyst or has your body just grown a hole

Funny, I said it a few times I reckon.

fucking hell how entitled can you be
"dont feel safe under this government and around the british public" where the fuck does she think she is.

how? i reinstalled it and only found a server with 3 french people. the games dead for me

reading about historical relationship between USA and Britain post 1776, Yanks should be considered a hostile nation to Britain and every British PM in the last 60 years should be executed for treason

tbf isolating the vulnerable isn't a feasible proposition simply because of how many elderly, fatties and boomers we have
you can't isolate such a huge amount of the population

FOY

ooooh go on then lad give it a nip

peng or grim?

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Do you mind? Some of us are trying to drink here.

Funny how the large majority of Tory voters are the ones that stand to lose the most if the Tories win

tis the state of middle class freaks you see

Might get a job as a gigolo

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this is the future joe biden wants

>I feel unsafe around everyone, from people in the street to the folk running our country
>hahaha yeah lol not surprised rly
top tier psychiatry there lmao

>BUT BUT BUT BUT B-
Shut the fuck up you rotten cunt, we want to go about our lives
Shtay in if you're afrain of the shaggin cold

If she think she isn't safe in Britain due to a global pandemic then where is she going to go?

ps4 is still active

managed just fine during lockdown

let's have a look

these people need a reality check fuck me

yeah we were anglophiles culturally but also pretty anti-britain for the majority of our history
the special relationship is made up post-WW2 stuff for britain to cope about their pet status

She's lyingggggggg........

need a non sexually intimidating gf desu

yeah, because we did it for everyone
you can't keep that many people totally separated from a normal working economy for everyone else.

Love to see it
The further the world progresses, the more we see how right he was
HH

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the sequel

that actually you billy?

Your dad's for a shag and become a homewrecker

Are you the lad who had the massive bollock?

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I rise at eleven, I dine about two,
I get drunk before seven; and the next thing I do,
I send for my whore, when for fear of a clap,
I spend in her hand, and I spew in her lap.
Then we quarrel and scold, ’till I fall fast asleep,
When the bitch, growing bold, to my pocket does creep;
Then slyly she leaves me, and, to revenge the affront,
At once she bereaves me of money and cunt.
If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and drunk,
What a coil do I make for the loss of my punk!
I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage,
And missing my whore, I bugger my page.
Then, crop-sick all morning, I rail at my men,
And in bed I lie yawning ’till eleven again.

Lads do you reckon the Holocaust actually happened?

based retard

not my problem their vulnerable to a meme flu is it?
just want the clubs open

To be honest mate I don't really want to see a picture of your bollocks on my Friday night you fucking little freak

yes

Reckon there were some good ideas in there aside from the genocidal and warmongering mania

fucking hell it’s big bollock lad, thought it had grown to the size of a small car and consumed you

Yeah. Its crazy how the US navy literally boarded two british civilian ships carrying confederate diplomats and the brits didnt do shit about it

mad how they still need to cope with rationalisations like this instead of simply living it up with all the money

need simps out of business pronto

are you blind pal

never invited

Reckon Britain is well and truly finished and we've got no hopes of improving things in the future, but probably won't ever have the bollocks to leave desu

How many windows does a house need anyway? They’ll just get smashed

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I hope billy big bollock got it sorted tbf
don’t think that’s a new pic though

yes

aye, at villa park t'other week
six million scousers offed themselves in shame

massive shagger vibes from freddie flintoff

like literally off the charts shagger vibes

topgear is still shit though

(im watching the graham norton show)

can you write FOY for me again on your ball?

Yes, you fucking retard. Whether it was 6 million or not, I don't know.

didn’t ask

Bit pissed now lids.

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Alri

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you honestly would have to be a tard to not believe it happened
you can debate the numbers sure, but it really is one of the most well documented genocides in history

What were they thinking in the 60s with pebbledashing

reminder that right wingers mentally ill

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both my bollocks are smaller than his healthy bollock 2bh

Anyone see that documentary the other day about the Danish guy who went to North Korea whilst pretending to be interested in purchasing military-grade weaponry?

did civilians get killed
yeah

six million Jews?
hmm

get in there de lad

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facts:
the earth is round
the holocaust happened
jesus lived

Grim. First word I heard when I switched the channel was slavery.

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The name's Momma, Joseph Momma.

My fluttering soul, sprung with the pointed kiss,
Hangs hovering o’er her balmy brinks of bliss.
But whilst her busy hand would guide that part
Which should convey my soul up to her heart,
In liquid raptures I dissolve all o’er,
Melt into sperm, and spend at every pore.
A touch from any part of her had done ’t:
Her hand, her foot, her very look’s a cunt.

Kill all men who give women free money

going to have a can now 2bh aha

waaheyy

gamer brains are literal slush

need her to sit on my face

not sure this is canon lad

alright Tariq

yeah but it wasn't 6 million

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explain this one

Be honest lads, is your penis longer than 6 inches when erect
6.5 reporting in

The Nazis killed 6 million Jews but they weren't all sent to camps
Over a million were shot
Many killed in pogroms
Killed in deportations
Starved
Died working in slavery
Killed as prisoners of war
Etc.
Reckon that needed clearing up

youtube.com/watch?v=lZQ7hFbi234
remembering 2015 /brit/

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Reckon Priti Patel will send me a crate of concentrated fart powder if I pay enough tax lads?

CERTIFICATE OF VACCINATION IDENTIFICATION 19

shame

you missed a good bit of dialogue with Wenger talking football

then yes, slavery had to come up

Samuel L Jackson made a documentary ini

nearly finished that part now though

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On the budweisers me, said no to the coke

Would love to see her shit in a tupperware box and post it via royal mail to my address

ring ring.
ring ring.
hello?
yes.....it's me..... DA CRINGE MEISTER!!!!!

6.5x5.5
rather gomfy

Thanks for the memories, Nige.

yeah

3 inches longer

K-on, lads

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I was there

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Look lads. Everyone is a whore.
Either you sell your body in the traditional sense or you sell your body an hour at a time to hard labour or you sell your mind. No point getting upset about it.
Even if you are a security guard or something you are whoring your time.
The only way to not be a whore is to live completely independently and self sufficiently or be on the dole. But then in a way you are whoring your self respect.