How do I get a European gf life this

How do I get a European gf life this

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I have one, we can trade. Give me picrel.

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You're 100 years too late bud

be BLACK and show her your BBC

>invent time machine
>go back a few hundred years
>become rich lord
>marry 14 year old daughter from important family

You want a child bride?

no.
be an ARAB BVLL and threaten her.

the asses bend the ground it seems

She is literally a Pink Princess.
Even dressed as one. Wow.

Obsessed.
But a fair trade could work out. JP and Norway would be interesting mix ^_^

be refugee then rape

Holy based.

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lol shes balding

>obsessed
>Canada
Kek

> Doritos and Coca-Cola owned
> Mexico

lel

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it's called gravitational lensing

>Quoting me on something I didn’t say
Mfw I’ll never be a cute Canadian boy’s obsession

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isn't that legal and common in your part of the world?

not nearly as common as in your shithole.

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>shithole
>t. Argentina

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so? the fact that my country is a shithole doesn't negate the fact that, am*rikkka, is one too.

No, but it should deter you from the fact that calling another country a shithole and taking is as an insult is stupid.

buy one from ukraine or any other eastern european shithole like every white chasing asian.

Get a time machine first

kys and in your second incarnation, try liking women of an older age

....that's a little kid

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you can only call another country a shithole if it's worse than yours

in america if you marry a 17.9 year old it counts as a "child marriage" which is what the vast majority of them are. And only reason it happens is because the south and rural areas are religious enough to wait for marraige before they fuck. while in latin america they just fuck

our country might be a "shithole" but at least we have freedom. And the freedom to protect our daughters from predators like you and lock them up

>tf
>tp

what happened to you? Did feminism take over Pakistan too? (she's also 18 btw)

Guess what you retard, Latin America is a very religious region as well.
“But muh opinion”