20 years in the can. I wanted Manicot. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese of the radiator.
I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised, I jacked off into a tissue.
Edition
/brit/
Charles Robinson
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Kevin Gonzalez
Big flappy cunt flaps
Henry Fisher
300 pakis posting below
Luis Wood
hell on earth
Joshua Cruz
ye ye ye
missing the ex might drop her a cheeky text haah just kidding remembered the time when i gave her air time after she tried getting back in contact looooooooooool the death knell as it were xoxoxo
David Barnes
Lads...
Michael Russell
white wine vinegar straight into the eye
Gavin Fisher
kind of hot
Aiden Adams
ngubu's cum straight into 190's bumhole
Hunter Green
vinegar is derived from vinaigre - meaning sour wine so white wine vinegar is white wine sour wine
Xavier Scott
...
Angel Hughes
remember when my old gf did this and teased me about it then sent pictures of her in handcuffs i was fuming but then she said it was a joke
Nolan Gutierrez
with another girl just fooling about? No actually hot
with a genuine lesbian? Yes actually grim
you've fucked up so much she's gone and fucked off with an actual dyke and she feels nothing telling you an attack on your manhood plain and simple
Zachary Ramirez
don't care
not british culture
fuck off yank
Nathan Gray
Fucking hell lads the new Crash Bandicoot game is good, shockingly good.
Bentley White
lol imagine being such a fanny that you turn a woman off men entirely
she was deffo only attracted to you in the first place coz of your lesbian vibes
Logan Cox
got lost on your way to Zig Forums?
Brandon Nelson
Yeke Yeke
Christopher Hughes
Want to sleep but need my mind to be entertained
Gavin Johnson
alri mory kanté
Dominic Harris
might buy a switch lite
in the mood for a shiny dusknoir
Parker Jones
money on my mind yeah money on my mind ye money is all i think of
William Gonzalez
ive got the yellow one
its gud
Jacob Thomas
#
all me
it’s different for men, men can get fucked up way into their 30s and be seen as a young soul
Will be me
Aha
Yes lads
Carter Clark
let me tell ya a couple of three things
Leo Hughes
Seething
Jonathan Phillips
cocks edition
Christian Johnson
i dickride at work
ride my boss's dick all day
he rewards me with praise and emails about how great my work is
i get invited and recommended for projects I shouldn't be on and get praised for working so much
in reality all i do is dickride my boss's dick and balls
Jack Cox
mad how when you're faded everything feels so much better
would probably better employee and that if i was in this state of mind 24/7
John Richardson
*does a battle rap*
Christopher Hughes
End it
Justin Kelly
*stoves your head in with a rock*
Jace Powell
Epic rap battles of history
CGPGrey vs Tom Scott
Brandon Moore
i'm such a catch yet limtied by personal circumstances
no webbing but think i had a traumatic chidlhood which means i neve ropen up to people x
Mason Parker
Dominic Ward
fucking loathe this post
Jordan Campbell
Maybe you should man up
Tyler Taylor
mental illness isn't real
Hunter Murphy
Man shut the fuck up you daft cunt
Hunter Thompson
would send your jaw into orbit you silly cunt
no bother