Finns make the best pizza in the world.
Berlusconi (an asshole from Italy) said Finnish food sucks and that we eat marinated reindeer. Very rude!
But a Finnish pizza with reindeer won at the pizza contest in New York! Beating the Italian pizzas.
We call this pizza Pizza Berlusconi.
Suck my dick shitaly, yes this is 12 years old news but we will always remember how we btfod you 12 years ago
Fun facts about Finns!
>Fact #1: Finns have smaller balls than Danes
This is true, actually Finns are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Danish balls start to grow three times as fast as Finnish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com
>Fact #2: Finns have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Danes have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Danish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Finnish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Danish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Finnish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Finnish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Danes have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com
>Fact #4: Finnish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Finno-Ugrics, this includes Finns, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Danes, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Fun facts about Finns!
>tl;dr:
Finns are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Some more results of Denmark v Finland
Average male height (newest results)
>Denmark 181.9 cm
>Finland 177.4 cm
Happiness Index (UN 2019 & 2020)
>#1 Denmark
>#14 Finland
Trust in Police (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Denmark (94%)
>#2 Finland (82%)
Trust in countrymen (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Denmark (89%)
>#2 Finland (67%)
how are italians treated in nord lands
Is this how you cope with reality? Do you just stare at it in the face and say "No 1+1 does not equal 2!"
When your mother gave birth to you, did you tell her that you're the one who gave birth to her?
When you failed a class did you tell your teacher that they failed the class?
Quite an interesting cope.
>pizza topped with onions
i love finland now
Italy faint, Finland ROCKS!
You're better off asking another foreigner about that, but the med exchange students I've met mostly complain about the weather
Pizza Berlusconi has reindeer meat, red onion and chantarelles on it.
i mean do they get teased for being dark
this looks like tuna&onions but with reindeer meat, fraud
probably the reindeer meat sucks too, what a fraud of a contest, no wonder it was jewish NYrkers mutts that decided who won, they have no taste
it doesn't matter where we go, people love us.
americans sure don't
americans are the biggest italophiles out there, but people on this board larp as 1930's WASP's
>no pineapple
Not a pizza.
>americans are the biggest italophiles out there
this is getting way too delusional. They literally used to lynch you.
Italians make decent pizza but they're too stuck up in their mindset that it's already perfected that they refuse to improve. In Italy you will find good pizza everywhere, but if you're looking for the best pizza in the world it's most likely somewhere else than Italy where people allow themselves to experiment and improve.
the KKK used to lynch all catholics, Muhammad
>muhammad
you just named one of your ancestors
Whites find any excuse to lynch people and you probably shouldn't use American violence as a reliable metric for general xenophobic attitudes within a population.
They haze school kids with bullets, after all.
lol stay angry bro
worst school shooting in history was european
Exactly; naturally violent people that find any excuse to kill one another. It's less xenophobic and more general bloodlust.
>marinated reindeer
That is much better than pizza
I had the best pizza when I visited Naples.
I've never seen that happen in any of the cities I've lived in. Finns really do try to mind their own business.
>this nigga tryna act like chechen islamists are """european"""
still happened in russia
why can't finns take bant, are the autists?
Do you have Venti pizza?
We have been subjugated for all of our history until 1991 and afterwards we have mostly dealt with economic downturns so we are very insecure
I'd rather taste mämmi than Berlusconi pizza tbqh.
i miss Silvio, he was very based, also pizza competition in New York, lmao
is berlusconi pizza now a staple pizza in finand? can you find it in pizzerias?