/brit/

unironically christianity

pretty much all the major lagers taste the same.. no idea why people are so tribal about this industrialised beer
bugman shit

>pretend that you've signed in with the app
>they can't prove you've done it without having to physically check your phone by looking over your shoulder, rendering the whole social distancing pointless
>put a fake name and number on the paper
>they can't prove you've done it right without having to sift through umpteen dozen papers that they then still can't prove you faked as they don't know which ones yours and which ones are real or not

This whole system has been a massive bloody joke.

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wish there would be some action in my life

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Degeneracy. More directly though, the visigoths

Usury? I agree.

bit mental how women are out of commission 7 days out of a month

nero

caeser left the oven on innit

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1603138338581.webm

He's become quite the fat bastard recently. Last record had its moments, to be fair.

*gets in there*

this kid on the cube is a fucking bellend

playing the blame game

doesn't work
been debunked

this man is clearly just a weakminded man that's been cucked by a chemical. Just sad if you ask me.

I like alcohol but his fixation on it is unhealthy

Can you all stop beerposting please im trying to stop before it kills me

sue

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YUMMY YUMMY KRONENBOURG YUM YUM
DEEEEEEEEELISH!!!

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Everything starts when you go to your GP (if you can get a walk in appointment lol)

got called a bellend by 190

nobody ever died of beer

sucking a golf ball

all 190 does is watch tv
so fucking grim, no wonder he's getting depressed.

go get some exercise you lanky gimp

hate hate hate

Literally in heat

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>SUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE

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hes a scholar and legend how dare you

youtube.com/watch?v=xZMwCpxi8-c

Finally got a gf in the 4th quarter of /gf2020/. how are you all doing?

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that and stupid youtubers like logan paul
his brain is complete mush

Only six days lads
1415
October 25th
St Crispin's Day
Battle of Agincort

youtube.com/watch?v=yW142OkWI7Y

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If you bully him enough over never leaving the house, eventually he'll say that lockdown apparently means he's not allowed to go out.

dont think she'll have any problems keeping warm

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my problem is with drinking lager at all desu. Cider or even ale is a better choice in any situation

tell us what happened lad

The worst of the worst tv too, nothing remotely intelligent or thought provoking, just love island and football. Absolute gremlins.

youtube.com/watch?v=SugwWabhsoY

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for me a crisp lager definitely has its place
cider is sickly stuff, could only drink a pint personally

being monke

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currently working towards gf2022

cider has no reason to exist outside of summer

was that flick any good?

the only people who are taking the check in thing seriously are the ones least likely to get it too i.e. the meticulous handwashers that follow every guideline to the letter

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Scrumpy is good all year round.

grim

monker than you bud

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Yeah pretty good. Great soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=8CWmtlG42jA

>omg I hate men so much they're all such losers but i'm absolutely dying for a cock right now
the duality of woman

pint of cider down the hatch

grim mentally ill bint

caveman genes

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if you were watching a mark video and someone came up and saw, asking what it is, how would you explain it?

need these dire twats arrested

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>sickly stuff
you need to move away from the stuff marketed towards zoomers/women and try Old Rosie or Aspall

Women! Can't live with them, can't live without them!

i drink english ales lads. pale ales, golden ales. strong or dark. scottish ales with a dram of whiskey added. ill drink irish stouts and guinness. ill drink these for the session. not lagers

you're obsessed mate

women should be kept in cages until they're ready to get fucked

Might buy some Meade. Thoughts?

look at this freak (sorry marky I don't really mean that)

funny I thought the same thing about lager

I'd wordlessly gesture for them to sit down with me and watch.

alistair

i'd use my tried and tested method of explaining it's a kitchen sink drama of a lonely fat alcoholic thats stuck in the countryside, i'd ask them if they've ever read "Love on the dole" or "Tess of D'urbervilles" if they still didn't get it

find this statement a bit sexist mate

had it once at a new years eve party
was quite nice but you couldn't just quaff pints of it

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yes

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Dads going to lose his job tomorrow because of this lockdown
I might be losing mine too

london paki

or albert camus' the stranger as well now that it hink about it

perfect place to drink lidl's scrumpy cider is on the porch of your shack looking into the favela

thinking of spending a week in new york

this confirms my theory that a gf is just a pet you can fuck

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I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

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is it sexist if I identify as a female

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fuark

I drink all of those too
and belgian blondes, dubbels, tripels, american pale ales, brown ales, saisons, IPAs, stouts, hefeweizen, bocks, marzens and dunkels.
but also lager. In the middle of Summer I am not reaching for a bitter personally

>this confirms my theory that a gf is just a pet you can fuck

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well obviously not its strong as wine dumb idot

I wouldn't even get a reply if I sent someone this on tinder in my area

any pet is one you could fuck, technically

very pale looking, the one i had was golden honey coloured

why cant you fuck your pets?

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thankfully people like this tend to die early

feeding the pet gf

go on...

>Meade
and just like that, Reddit swept in

>the stranger
/brit/ book

46 years old

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its just a change in me something in my liberty

thankfully everyone in my family is employed by the government . if they cut jobs it wont be until after the pandemic and even then it's more likely to be a long hiring freeze keeping existing jobs safe

>he doesn't drink pints of wine
look at this little lightweight lmao

Ingraham is Milf.

and 15%.. don't think thats the same type of Mead we're thinking of

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drink port not mead

foreign muck
get a clue. from france we get brandy from jamaica comes rum, sweet oranges and apples from portugal come, but ale and strong cider are england's control, and i quote

yes, post chebs

imagine having to spend a week in grimdon

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barcadi and coke myyyyy lads BUZZING x

Going to start dressing like a pagan. I can grow a decent beard so it'll work out.

putting the pet female on a diet

how much more reddit can you get la

booting up CK2

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i live here so

just 50 jumping jacks and 40 push ups lads

For me, its doom bar

/brit/ is more caulfield than meursault

ill be pooing liquid in the morn

umm get ck3 you grim little povvo

i mean he is village elder, i assume their are some benefits? maybe they get a receipt

post body you avatar fag
pretty sure I outweigh you by 20 kg

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be quiet Alistair, I'll drink what I please.

why

Imageboard not meadboard.

yes there are more than one make of mead
shouldnt be a surprise get a clue

any day now he'll make a tearful video about an arse cancer diagnosis

peng peng PENG used to work right in that image every day miss it like hell

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>barcadi and coke

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maybe you should leave

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LOGANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

FOY
proxy off sad little fucker

second pint of kronensperg coming on strong
love glugging down pints and getting buzzed in a short period of time

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