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youtu.be/XehXKJD7rmM

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depends... if they're ugly it makes me repulsed
if they're normal I don't care unless they take the piss
if I fancy her, wistful

better than getting a cataract on your bumhole

looks like my shit after ive eaten mushrooms

she isn’t irish. She’s an american with scottish and irish ancestry. Obviously her good looks come from ireland though ;)

Only happened once and she was a heffer so

dont like it myself
t. not common

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magic ones? haha

Actually my parents let me watch South Park

why no plum?

Bum cataract?

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pulp takes me back to being 18 and first going to uni and playing it in my room before a nightout or just listening to it, i fell in love with music at that point

when I was at uni the girl in the flat above me always had blokes round shagging her at 2 in the morning
a bit annoying on tuesdays I suppose

not mine, wouldnt even let me play fighting games
of course I seeked both out more than I would have done otherwise
used to sneak down late at night to watch south park

thicccc
as the youf say

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Billie eilish is irish. Why irish poster don't agree with me ?

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why do most bri'ish singers look like homos

if you wanna be my golf ball
you'd better get in my mouth

this is a king kyle thread

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you're not Irish unless you're born and riased there you mong

she looks like le trollface here xDDD

me and my gf laughed about what our neighbours must have thought that time my gf pegged me hahahaha

Literally fuck off with your 19th century cartoons. I dont care mutt

Contemplating a masturbation

name 6

have sex polcel

irish flags not having it tonight

She is too talented to be Irish

Chocolate pancakes for supper. Absolute nectar.

Billie eilish look like a porn actress here.

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p3ng

cataphracts?

>but noooooooo girls don't shag about

cataracts?

sex?
no, delayed onset muscle soreness

best unique unit in the game

E = mc^2
Ejaculation = (mass of cum)^2

what the fuck that fat slob Billie eilish that no one will shit the fuck up about is a yank and both her parents are yanks as well and both of their parents were yanks

who says this?

>18 years old
Lmao she looks like she's hitting 30, Christ almighty

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Akon - I just had delayed onset muscle soreness ft. the Lonely Island

>great great great grandfather came over on a boat from Dublin
IRISH AND PROUD BRAH
*chugs a Guinness while blasting the House Of Pain greatest hits*

Do you like Billie eilish ?

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>blonde billie

damn, my heart

the potential cop

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>Um, sorry user could you please not use the 'Y' word? It otherises and dehumanises us people of America.

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well some of them don't
but that one in particular did

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big fan of are beth

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BREAKING: Boris Johnson has just barrel bombed the last Nightingale hospital in the north

>"I'm afraid Mr. Bond, you've walked right into my trap. The bunker will explode in 5 minutes. Goodbye"

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Just got done shagging the gf
as always I couldn’t cum
Had her moaning n squealing like a stuck pig though
Must be all the wanking and porn

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shut the fuck up you nonce freak
stop posting