/brit/ le fil britannique

Not enough "doing a poo" posts

Are jannerz

>deleted the new thats in use
>allows the double posted new from an actual permabanned paedophile childporn poster to stay
I absolutely FUCKING HATE this new janny
He can't even be a fucking Janny properly he needs the fucking ROPE jesus christ he's so SHIT at his 'JOB'

Ayy janman you legend.

You can't keep a good man down my dude

big toot brewing in the old colon

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SEX SEX SEX

I notice you put job in quotation marks, is this some sort of sly dig at the janny because he doesn't get paid for his efforts?

AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE THE FUCKING JANNY INTERRUPTED

I'm imagining gripping her head while she's sucking me off to control the rhythm as I'm approaching climax and the bristles of her hair scratches an itch on the palm of my hand

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just eat the bugs ffs rorke

Why /brit/ and not the countless rehashed threads of the exact same fucking math problem?

'ate that tranny faggot

just fucking let them in rorke

je n'aime pas les arabes

Pretty face. Who is she?

he receives adequate annual remuneration in exchange for services rendered

Just wish someone would love me hai.

imagine her head scratching your itchy gooch

un peu raciste

fucking hell my laaaaads

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ever had sex?

>Job - noun - A Regular Remunerative Position
>Remunerative - adjective - Yielding suitable recompense; profitable

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wanktoil looming

OOoooOOOoooo human with boobs sex sex vagina

lynchian

wouldn't have an issue with immigration if I had the option to opt out of taxation

I love french accents. I think they are very sexy and they know it

je suis une hamster la biblioteque

Is this how brits see French people? I believe it's an accurate depiction
youtu.be/7bnSW2a_H80
youtu.be/pbMubKNZ3j4

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i genuinely believe they're one of the worst (after a slew of American accents and the chinese)

voca.ro/3NN0OBGwlUi

im brittish from london

They sound like they're constantly sucking a lawbreaker or sour warhead

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Gym is paying off
I'm looking solid, thick, tight

Got a massive thing for girls with big noses lads
Greeks, Israelis and Turks hit me up

no offence mate but strayan rarely makes any "sexiest accent" lists

Saw this at auction once, I had my heart set on it but an international buyer outbid me by phone. Devastated to this day

Been watching lots of Hazel Moore scenes, very nice.

brits be like: oi bet ya foive shilings I can fit tweny gobstoppahs n me mouf

thought I was the only one

bought a ham and coleslaw sandwich from saino's and it's grim

rip

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you gonna show us what you got big boy?

Finally figured out why my mum's scissors when I was a kid were so amazing. turns out they were dressmaking scissors which is why they were so long and sharp.

Sorry I didn't realise we were running a competition for "most boring post possible"

pre toil gym looms

wonder if it rates in the uk with people watching neighbours and home and away and that
women like toadie's sexy accent and hot ponytail

gf: siobhan
gfs older sister: caoimhe
gfs younger sister: saoirse
gfs mom: aoibhinn
gfs best friend: sadhbh

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>supermarket sandwich whilst at-home at 11.30pm
There's no way that wasn't going to be grim

for me, it was april

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why not just make your own

Anyone tried a McDonalds triple cheeseburger yet?

I'm not Australian
Personally used to hate the Aussie accent but have gotten used to it
Quite like saffer accents now but I think it's just cause it's the only accent I can mimmick by turning every single vowel sound into an 'e'

MOT tomorrow lads wish me luck

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it shouldn't be sexy because french is quite throaty but it just is
I know it's a cliche but it really is a turn-on

Have only ever came in girls mouths from blowwies. Only one girl was ever like 'wtf give me some warning' to which I responded 'what did you think I was going to do?'

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yet? they’ve been around in first world countries for a while

whats black and slides down nelsons column

see-oh-barn
cow-me
sow-rise
ay-oh-bin
sad-hub-uh

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simply cannot fathom taking LinkedIn seriously

I made an account, added some recruiters, and they all post such absolute tosh and bullshit

and then there are the countless amount of complete strangers asking to "connect" with you

I hate the whole concept of LinkedIn and I hate how having an account is essentially required if you want to earn more money than you currently do. fuck the current age we live in, bring back the pre-internet days

oh dear oh dear

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