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why are middle eastern women so UGLY??

I want to kiss that man

god dammit rays

nth for monkeys on stilts

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haha nigga can't even stay on

>I want to kiss that man

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Being a nomie is a good thing, muchacho.

not that great desu

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I would give anything to be a normie again

That's a Punjabi woman. Most women have some level of facial hair, but they just wax it off or bleach it etc. Sikhs have a tenet of their religion which states that all aspects of their body are god-given, so they're not allowed to alter it (no shaving, dyeing, etc), so Sikh women have to keep whatever's there, and the high-T bearded ladies are shit outta luck

kek

>Being a nomie is a good thing, muchacho.

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but he's not sending people to the loony bin either. I have one friend who was fucked over and got sent to one to get evaluated; he said it was the worst shit ever and the people there have actual problems you don't want to be around.

there he goes

I know, it's awful. She used to look way better.

>NOOOO I'M RETARDED!!!YOU'RE NORMAL AND NOT RETARDED AND THAT'S A BAD THING
/cum/ is for sex-havers

this, it's fun having friends and talking to girls.

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remember the adams family movie

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I wish I had irl friends instead of being a shut in when Im not at work

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What am I to expect on a first date from tinder in a pub?

imagine thinking the Rays had any chance

Wet
Ass
Poochie

the clap

She'll be fatter than her pictures showed

we proud autists are much more intelligent and cool than you cringy coomer normalfags

I seem to have some kind of powerful aura about me. All animals really like me. Insane people (possibly possessed by demons) do not like me. Multiple friends have commented that I seem to have a magnetic presence for local lunatics who come over and want to start shit. What does this mean?

Jason-tier post

wear a mask so you dont get stds

you need to take your meds

I have the same effect with dogs. Cats hate me though.

my mother is the only person i regularly speak to outside of work

>too ugly for tinder photos
>cant say anything witty or clever if I do somehow match
wut do I do? Im permanently fucked in the dating game

>I seem to have a magnetic presence for local lunatics who come over and want to start shit.
birds of a feather

haha just be yourself bro

tfw no autistic gf
youtube.com/watch?v=NX6rbLSp8Ys

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being myself is the reason Im in this mess

The age of consent is a 19th century Western Christian-feminist creation. The age of consent was SEVEN in Delaware until the late 19th century. Islam prohibits all fornication outside of marriage, and even the prophet did not consummate the marriage when Aisha (may Allah be pleased with her) was so young. Aisha loved the prophet until his death and even when she grew older, Muhammad’s (pbuh) still cherished her, this is not pedophilia, pedos discard their victims when they grow older

this is why i dont vote

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Reminder that Einstein, Sagan, Feynman, and most other scientists/mathematicians all got their dick wet.

AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME ANALYTICS

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Assuming you're an Zig Forums virgin or something: Tinder shit is more awkward than with someone you already know peripherally because you have to sit down and get started from square one. First impressions matter a lot, so don't be shy and awkward in the first few minutes. Smile and be outgoing and funny etc. Also get the drinks flowing liberally so you can get some of that social lubrication going. Once it starts getting late invite her back to your place for more drinks or something (you have to come up with a contrived reason/excuse for her to come back). Final challenge is to smoothly transition from chitchat at your place to fucking at your place.

I setup my new monitor. I like it desu

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Animals really like me, too.
It's all about body language.

meet girls from your friends' gfs

>vertical monitors

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only one of them has a gf, and we dont really hang out
I have a feeling she thinks Im a loser

>following a Jewish religion based on some Semitic war/storm god

I had my laptop sideways so i could read pdfs easier

It swivels, butthead. I can turn it for fapping to hentai and browsing Zig Forums, then turn it back for gaming.

swivel theese nuts

fucking GOT'EM

are you playing old shoot em ups