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Late night alcies edition

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never drunk alcohol me

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Got some juice 3 days ago and it said consume within 1-2 days

Might throw caution to the wind even though I don't have the best history with juice

cheers big ears

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*drank

Never drinking again went out on sunday and ended up talking so much bollocks saying that english people are soft compared to irish and they wouldntnt have lasted in an irish school and the guy turned to walk away then swung back round,hit me so hard my eyes went into the back of my head that I almost bump myself on top of the head to knock em back down and carry on swinging, I started WINDMILLING at the cunt and he was bobbing and weaving like he knew how to fight, he put me in a headlock trailed me over the table thru a load of pint glasses and im punching up trying to catch him and while he has me in this headlock he MAKES HIS OWN SOUND EFFECTS and goes BAAAAAAAAM and hits me in the face so fucking harddd its not even funny my ears are still ringing and then I hear somebody shouting fucking smash him and his mates come in start fuckin leathering me and then one of them goes stamp on his dick and i started actually screaming and they ran off

yeees, yes a... *belch* a toast!

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>Edgy black theme
>Gamer LCD

mad how you care

Nice mask you fucking sheep

if youre past the age of 25 you shouldnt be getting pissed drunk while going out

jannyberg has “volunteering” in his tinder interests

Early 20s underaged nigger

Have barely touched alcohol in a decade. Maybe a few days in a row every 7/8 months. Booze is medicinal in a lot of ways I've found, quite powerful stuff. Love it and can see why people constantly drink it.

>Nice mask you fucking sheep

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>one of them goes stamp on his dick and i started actually screaming and they ran off

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wanktoil on the horizon

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drunk and fucking fuming with my shit quality of life

You weren't kidding. Congrats on that bank thing

Was going to post as screenshot but realised it was me with a glass of basically entirely vodka and was utterly grim.

My name posted ITT

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im a man of truth
haha go on

Alri ‘jeet, do the needful sirs

alri jannyberg

Would actually be more concerned about being brown if I were you. Thank God I’m white, I’d neck myself otherwise.

Alri Janee Beerg

at least you have pretty girls
imagine being a yank

Hahhahahahaha

just had my head kicked in by a pack of feral aussie barmen

Met some English lads on their way out to Australia about 10 months ago. Always wonder what became of them.

hopefully dead

God willing.

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theres no way out of here
if I off myself I respawn here again

Shark attack killed them. Sharks aren't messing around this year. That or a seethru jellyfish bumped them and they floated face down to the beach. Don't trust the ocean, something fishy about it

*passes through /brit/ singing Elven hymns*

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abhor the thought of foreigners coming over and shagging are women

How would you know if sharks are messing around this year or not? For all you know sharks could indeed be messing around this year