Why are euros triggered by Australia?

Why are euros triggered by Australia?

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Because we use air conditioning. What kind of a fucking 8th world savage doesn't have air conditioning? I mean at least have an evaporative cooling system. That's better for the environment than a refrigerated unit.

Do Euros even think of Australia with any seriousness?

all the time although they'll try to deny it ITT. When in reality they would come here the second they got a chance.
Every European teenager dreams of coming here
We use 19 year old German and Swedish girls to pick our fruit and get dicked by old farmers for half minimum wage

we aren't lol. America I would understand, but we don't think about Australia at all. Even for beach vacations and that gay shit there are better locations nowadays

when those people come back from australia we bully them because they turn into absolute faggots. I personally know a guy who did this and then he came back and all of a sudden he turned into a yeaaahhhh dude surfer boy full sender and was wearing bandanas and shit

the last euro I talked to irl were a few german zoomers and they wanted to visit you guys, one girl wanted to have a wedding there too

haha, what a sick cunt.

I qualify for a skilled worker visa in Australia, should I do it bros?

>Why are euros triggered by Australia?

We... Aren't? What should i be triggered by? Barbecue and dangerous wildlife? I don't get it.

They are full

nonsense, they wouldn't have a skilled worker visa with my name on it if they were.

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Aussies are based but in general people don't even care about Australia.

It reminds them of us

you must understand the only relevant anglo country is america.

When yanks refer to "euros", they are referring to those in the relevant part of the region, as in Western Europeans.

I-is that Australia? Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AWOOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

No offense but please stay the fuck out. Companies here use any means they can to employ glorified tourists because it saves them money. The last thing we need is less money going to actual Australians, since most of it is smuggled out of the country to begin with by parasitic European and North American multinationals.

euroids wouldnt last a day in the outback

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lmfao

Meh, I was about to buy a new car anyway

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oh no the spider what will I do

Is that the one that hides behind the sun cover on the front and causes car crashes?

Why the fuck would one Italian matter, look at the hordes of Chinese, Nepalese, Indians they let in.

Come home Mario

>Chinese, Nepalese, Indians
All based

Meds do use air conditioning. It's pretty hot on summer

You guys would flip shit and march in the streets if it were happening in Poland

Aussies are based

It literally is and everything is fine
Asians are based and redpilled

Our heavily privatised civil infrastructure and agriculture is also largely owned by foreign investors. It isn't brought up by the media because they also have a heavy stake in said media and are also mostly Western European and North American billionaires, so it doesn't fit the conservative narrative that Australia is being bought out wholesale by China.

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Thanks dude, I was thinking about spending 1 year working abroad when this is all over and I was calculating my score in various countries. I only speak English and Spanish besides Italian, so it's either Spain (good), UK (bad), New Zealand (good), Australia (good), Canada (bad), USA (depends).

In Australia I score 90 points for a visa that requires 65, so the odds might be good.

It's not a laughing matter, you fucking piece of shit.

Racists like you need to be killed. You have absolutely no fucking right to exist in this country; you're a vile parasite just like the foreign western billionaire class that use this continent as their resource colony.

Lol!

Which yuropoors are the ones who don't use air con?

I would put you in a coma if you tried this shit in person. Keep that in mind if you ever end up here, because your attitude will get you seriously hurt.

>nuh-uh! no OFFENSE but uhhh EUROPEAN PARASITES111!
>t. a fucking nonwhite PARASITE
lel

brrr spoopy

>yuropoors
Piss off crypto-yank cunt.

post body you pathetic gimp

we don't
no point because we would only use it for a week when it's 28 degrees, and for the rest of the year it would be idle and catching dust

Retards in this country be like "I hate all these foreigners coming into the country and foreign investment but I'm going to vote liberal because I saw a video of a climate protestor in Melbourne once and they looked annoying". Check. Mate.

Holy shit are you fucking retarded cunt? You're the one telling him to "stay the fuck out" yet I'm the racist cunt? Fuck off back to Newtown or Melbourne you latte drinking faggot

it's guaranteed a chinkoid or something equally pathetic

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