the year is 2030 and a full blown war breaks between the United Kingdom and the European Federation
1. your cuntry
2. what do you do?
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I just do whatever my MI6 handler tells me
The year is 2030 and a full blown war breaks between the United Kingdom and the European Federation
The Big Three stands together.
As an Irishman, I expect to be conscripted and die in a trench on the Newry front.
>full blown war
it doesn't matter what I do because the world will end anyway
>trench
dude the war will end in less than 1h when the nukes are launched
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I'd just stay here in the far, far north and ignore everything.
>Jawhol Herr EU-Kommissar, deploying weapons of mass destruction
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>make room for a 7/10 scottish refugee
I don't think the British nukes could finish off Europe and I'm not sure if the French ones could finish the UK
I pledge my sword to Britain do my part to turn back the E*r*pean menace
I'm not in the military but I'd do whatever I had to to get the military to let me murder some British civilians
The UK are like 90% of the menace in Europe.
>1. your cuntry
Swedistan
>2. what do you do?
I worked on a submarine for 4 years, guess I'll go back to that.
>I'm not sure if the French ones could finish the UK
France has officially 300 warheads in service, if they were all launched on UK (god I wish) it would be at least catastrophic for them.
Blue eyes, VIKING lies
Muffled Anglo women's cries
Anglo children, big and small
the SWEDE kills them all
Left, right, right, left
VIKING sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When VIKING flies across the land
There's three because we're indivisible.
True. We will always stand by one another.
I'd suck Macron's dick to make that real
The US would ensure that France becomes a radioactive wasteland for the next century.
I join the invasion forces and claim myself a harem of Brithish boywives
I tkae charge of the curved cucumber logistics division
1. Flag
2. Collect gold and rub hands.
Collaborate with bongs
Make monies
Profit
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I'll be 30 and obese so not much unless there's conscription and I go in a reserve unit (based fun tier unit phaps artillery idk)
>Brithish boywives
based ngl
England
Fight for my country of course
If we teamed up we could annex the whole of Europe desu as nobody else has proper armed forces.
Well, it would happen to you too. Though we don't have enough to glass the USA 25 times, but that would do anyway, I guess.
We would survive. Europe would have a massive crater between the channel and the Pyrenees.
Why?
To defend our England.
>bong vs eu war
EU will have balkan experience before that can happen
*divides by three*
But they're cringe
I will kill ten thousand Yuropoors for every Anglo slain in battle
You’re just jealous NorBVLLS were chosen for the Big Three
They’re not cringe.
I choose to side with the eternal anglo, since germoids are known for always being on the losing side.
Marbhaidh sinn an UK. Is e ar dan.
>You're just jealous you aren't under US influence
I will kill all Anglos.
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Anglos never lose against Germans and French, better to join the winning team early
You will kill Anglo sperm by digesting it, yes.